Thursday, December 27, 2012

Moo Mighty Moo Cow

Years back, my cousin sent me bizarre E‑mails about moo cows for a while, culminating in a little poem. 

It became the first verse of this…thing.
Then I wrote two more verses and a chorus. 

I'm not sure if it's funny, strange, or just stupid (possible all three). 

The fact that she went on to be a veterinarian, and I went on to attempt comedy on the internet twice a week may or may not be relevant, but I feel a bizarre urge to share it.

Maybe the moo cows have gotten to me too...or maybe it’s just the deadlines.


 "Praise The Mighty Moo Cow" 
by Lauren and Jeff

Bow down to the almighty moo cow
You will bow down now i tell you
Bow down to his ultimate moo cow‑ation moo cows in all their glory
Bow down to them all
NOW

Moo mighty moo cow, moo moo moo
There is no other mighty‑er than you
Moo mighty moo cow, late into the night
Moo for we all know, it makes you feel so right

Praise the almighty moo cow
You will sing in the key of MOO
Dance to his unlimited moo‑ation
For moo cows will make you gory
If you don’t bow down
NOW

Moo mighty moo cow, moo moo moo
There is no other mighty‑er than you
Moo mighty moo cow, late into the night
Moo for we all know, your power will take flight

Yes, bow and sing to the moo cow
Dance and chant now I tell you
As we all join in a Moo nation
To end the moo cow story
As all will bow down
NOW

Moo mighty moo cow, moo moo moo
There is no other mighty‑er than you
Moo mighty moo cow, late into the night
Moo for we all know, it bounds the world up tight

Moo mighty moo cow, moo moo moo
There is no other mighty‑er than you
Moo mighty moo cow, late into the night
Moo for we all know, your moo we cannot fight

*Softly moo as music  fades*

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When this was first completed, I e-mailed it in to Cartoon Planet, and got an actual letter from Brak himself saying:
"That was very mooooooooo-ving!  Ha Ha, GET IT?"

It's pretty hard to out-awesome that.

2 comments:

Kim Luer said...

I love the mighty moo cow and his moo cow-ation ness.... or something..... um.... MOOOOOOOO!

Jeff McGinley said...

Thank you! Sadly, yet unsurprisingly, our cousin has made no claims to this.