On the Defiant:
“That looks just like the
Enterprise.”
On Federation protective
gear:
“That’s a strange
spacesuit he has there.”
On using available
actors to play corpses:
“Hey you look just like
Leslie. What are the odds?”
On the effects of the
Defiant “dissolving:”
“It’s see through? Or,
maybe feel through.”
On anything happening
that could be remotely seen as a trap:
“Oh no! They’re in The Tholian
web!”
On Uhura:
“She’s got a new hairdo
again.”
On Chekov’s emotional
outbreak:
“What the hey? That was
an interesting noise…like a drunken poodle.”
On the range expressed
in kilometers:
“Nice to know they only
use the metric system in the future.”
On Transporter
operation:
“How come it does the
same thing if they slide those levers up or down?”
On Sulu describing the
phaser fired at the Tholians as, “A hit:”
“A hit? That was utter
destruction of that itty bitty ship.”
On Spock describing the
Tholian ship creating an “energy field:”
“Perhaps a web of some
sort.”
On the Captain’s last
orders:
“Is this the one with
the funeral for him?”
*Spock and McCoy enter
Jim’s quarters*
“Oh is this it.”
On the barbs between
Spock and McCoy:
“Boom!” *many times*
“Man, this section of
space is setting them off.”
On Kirk’s final video
message:
Captain Kirk- “Bones,
Spock. Since you are playing this tape, we will assume that I am dead:”
Anabelle- “I'm probably
not but let's go with it.”
On the web being
completed:
“Yah!” *sings web song*
On Uhura being sent to
sick bay, and McCoy and Spock not believing she saw the Captain:
“She’s going to be all
in yo face when you find out she was right.
Sheesh, even the women's
hospital gowns are teeny.”
On Jim appearing on the
bridge:
“Ha, who's going crazy
now? Besides Chekhov, that is.”
On McCoy’s cure needing
to be mixed with alcohol:
Anabelle- “Woo!”
Mr. Scott- “Does it make
a good mix with Scotch?”
Doctor McCoy- “It
should.”
Mr. Scott- “I'll let you
know.” *exits smiling with the bottle*
Anabelle- “I like him.”
On the Enterprise
vanishing:
“Aaaaaah!”
On Kirk asking, “How did
you two get along without me?”
“Horribly.”
On the “unknown planet:”
“That's Earth. They can't
deny this one.”
On the introduction once
they beam down:
Alexander- “Parmen,
sometimes calls us Plato's children, although we sometimes think of ourselves
more as Plato's stepchildren.”
Anabelle- “And there’s
the title.”
On Parmen making Kirk
slap his own face:
“Why are you hitting
yourself?
Why are you hitting
yourself?
Why are you hitting
yourself?
Why are you hitting
yourself?”
On the old Greek
instruments:
“Yay, finally a lute!”
On Parmen referencing, “Fits
of temper and rage:”
“Hmmm. I could tell you
stories.”
On McCoy being asked to
remain:
“Again? That just
happened two episodes ago.”
On Kirk and Spock’s
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum song:
Rosa- *uncontrollable
giggling*
On learning of the
Platonians weakness to germs:
“I’ve got the solution,
sneeze on them!”
On Spock’s flamenco:
“Oh yes!”
On Spock being forced to
release emotions:
“No wonder he plays
Spock. His laugh is awful.”
On Kirk being made to
get on all fours:
“Woof woof. Really?”
*Shatner makes “horse”
noise*
“Is that the best he can
do?” *Uncontrolled hysterics*
On Alexander’s moment of
pride:
Alexander- “. All the
time, I thought it was me, my mind that couldn't move a pebble. They even told
I was lucky they bothered keep me around at all, and I believed them. The arms
and legs of everybody's whim. Look down, don't meet their eyes. Smile. Smile.
These great people, they were gods to me. But you showed me what they really
are. And now I know, don't you see. It's not me, it's not my size, it's them!
It's them! It's them!”
Anabelle- *wild
applause*
Me- “Alexander gives a hell
of a performance in this turkey, doesn’t he?”
Anabelle- “Yup”
*continues applause and cheering*
On Alexander deciding to
cut them all:
“Good idea. *pause* Hey
that was my idea!”
On Spock singing:
“Oh God…Not for his
ability, just the fact he is singing.”
On Spock kissing
Christine:
“Aaaah!”
On one of the Platonians
remarking, “Remember, Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans:”
“Really? Cool!”
On Spock grabbing a “hot
poker:”
“That looks like a fig
on a stick.”
On Kirk calling the
planet sending a distress call uninhabited in the log:
Anabelle- “Uninhabited
my butt.”
Rosa- “Maybe they’re hiding
behind that background painting.”
On Kirk, Spock, McCoy
and security guy Compton beaming down:
Rosa- “Oh, that poor guy.”
“Uh oh. He’s touching
water.”
*Compton disappears*
Rosa- “Told you so.”
Anabelle- “I know.”
McCoy- “I was looking at
him. I was looking right at him, and he. And he just wasn't there!”
Rosa- “And how much did
you drink yesterday.”
On the buzzing noise:
“Bugs made the distress
call. And bugs erased Compton.”
On Kirk and Scotty both
going to help at the helm:
“Why do they need three
people to push the buttons Sulu handles alone on a daily basis?”
On the coffee delivery
to the bridge:
Captain Kirk- “Yeoman,
is that coffee available, or have those circuits been damaged as well?”
Anabelle- “Why would she
be carrying coffee if it was unavailable.”
*Kirk puts the cup on
his chair*
Anabelle- “That coffee
is way too close to the eject someone into space button.
Why do they keep showing
this, I don’t care about him drinking coffee unless there’s something in…”
*Kirk vanishes*
Anabelle- “Oh.”
On Deela’s appearance:
Anabelle –“Oh gosh”
*Sigh* “What the hey?”
Rosa- “Um…”
On Compton confessing to
turning sides because of a girl he met:
“You idiot!”
On figuring out the
dynamics of accelerated people:
“Oh, there was no force
field. It was just these guys shooting.”
On using the transporter
controls:
“See, I told you
direction didn't matter.”
On Deela asking to
“Freshen up:”
Anabelle- “You can use
his makeup.”
Deela- “I know. You're
married to your career, and you never look at another woman.”
Anabelle- “AH! Pfffffft!”
On Deela admitting to
kissing Kirk when he couldn’t see her:
“Wait? What the heck?”
On Deela telling Rael,
“I don’t care what your feelings are:”
“Whoah! Oh snap!”
On Spock fixing
everything at invisible fast speed:
“Poor Scotty has no idea
what's happening.”
On Spock accepting
compliments for his work, “Thank you, Captain. I found it an accelerating
experience:”
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