On the use of stock
bridge shots to reverse angle:
“None of their hands were
in that position.”
On the blurry image
before it is Abraham Lincoln:
Rosa- “It’s the TARDIS!”
Anabelle- “It’s MANOS!”
On it being Lincoln:
“Sulu’s like, ‘What the
heck?'
But why are they so
alarmed, it’s not like it’s actually him.”
On Kirk saying they can
convert to minutes:
“Why do they not use
minutes? They use hours.
And they used minutes at the end of the last episode.”
And they used minutes at the end of the last episode.”
On the planet having
only a thousand square Kilometers that is earth like:
“Just there?”
On Kirk getting ready
for Lincoln’s arrival:
Captain Kirk- “I don't
for a moment believe that President Lincoln is actually coming aboard, but
we're dealing with an unknown and apparently highly advanced life-form. Until
we know, when in Rome, we'll do as the Romans do.”
Anabelle- “But he’s not
from Rome. I don't like that saying. They never use it in Rome”
…
Captain Kirk- “Doctor
McCoy, take tricorder readings and see if it is human. Appropriate ruffles and
flourishes, Mister Spock. Security, stand ready.”
Rosa- “Ruffles? They
have ruffles?”
*Lincoln arrives and removes
his hat*
Anabelle- “The president
has hat hair.”
On Spock’s description
of transporter function:
“Sounds like Willy Wonka. Hey, maybe Wonka was a Talosian.”
On Kirk’s introductions:
Captain Kirk- “Mister
President, may I present my officers. Commander Spock, second in command,
Engineering Officer Scott”
Anabelle- “Third in
command.”
Captain Kirk- “and
Security Officer Dickerson.”
Anabelle – “Like twelfth
in command…if he’s lucky.”
On Kirk’s dismissal of
security:
Captain Kirk-
“Lieutenant Dickerson, you and your men may return to quarters.”
Anabelle- “And I'll
return to dimes.”
On Scotty explaining
Lincoln was “living rock” before beaming up:
“Maybe he came from the Memorial”
On the Captain’s Log
about his thoughts on Lincoln playing over a bridge scene:
Anabelle- “Why is he saying
this right in front of him.”
Captain Kirk- “And yet
his kindness, his gentle wisdom, his humor, everything about him is so right.”
Anabelle- “Except that
he's alive. That's a big not right.”
On Lincoln calling Uhura
a charming Negress:
Anabelle –“Pfeh!!!!!!”
*facepalm*
On the Vulcan’s learning
to be delighted with what they are centuries before Earth:
“’Cause we're stupid.”
On Lincoln asking to see
the Engine Room:
“NO! Don’t you people pay attention to what
happens on this show?”
On Surak’s dress sense:
Anabelle- “Bwa ha ha
ha!”
Me-”Why are you laughing
at the founder of Vulcan philosophy?”
Anabelle –“It's hard not
to.”
On the appearance of the
Excaliban:
Anabelle- “What in the
heck is that?”
Rosa- “A pile of poop.”
Anabelle- *singing*
“It’s a roooock monster!”
On the Excaliban’s
timing of pausing:
Excaliban- “The word is
explicit. If you and Spock survive, you return to your vessel. If you do not,”
*pause*
Anabelle- “Then you
don't. Duh. Why stop there?”
Excaliban- “your
existence is ended.”
Anabelle- “Just like
that time Captain Kirk made a bazooka.
I wanna see Abraham
Lincoln kicking some butt.”
On Surak, any time he’s
on screen:
*continuous laughter*
On the Excaliban
interrupting his explanation to ask, “You find my body heat distressing,
Captain?”
Anabelle- “What kind of question
is that?
I'm going to ask the
doctor that next time I have a fever.”
On Scotty learning there
is four hours before ship blows up:
“Aaaaaaaaaaah!”
On Lincoln trying to
tell Kirk he reminds him of General Grant:
President Lincoln-
“Because you have qualities very much like those of another man I admire
greatly...”
Anabelle- “John Wilks
Booth?”
*Beat*
“Too soon?”
On the bridge crew
following events on the planet on the viewscreen:
“They're watching Star Trek again.”
On Colonel Green’s
motivation:
Colonel Green- “What do
I get out of it? I fight for gain, Vulcan. What do I gain here?”
Anabelle- “A friend.”
On Surak yelling, “Help
me, Spock!”
Anabelle- “Aaaaaah! He's
dead! It's a trap!”
*Surak yells again*
Rosa- “Stop whining.”
President Lincoln- “We
fight on their level. With trickery, brutality, finality. We match their evil.”
Anabelle- “Whoah! President’s
getting evil. Woop woop woop!”
On Kirk explaining the
superiority of good over evil:
“This is inspirational.
How come nobody likes this one?”
On meeting their heroes:
Captain Kirk- “They
seemed so real. And to me, especially Mister Lincoln. I feel I actually met
Lincoln.”
Mr. Spock- “Yes, and Surak.
Perhaps in a sense they were real, Captain. Since they were created out of our
own thoughts, how could they be anything but what we expected them to be?”
Anabelle- “How did Spock
expect him to be wearing such ugly clothes?”
On Sarepeidon being
Class M:
“Every planet they find
is Class M.”
On Mr. Atoz:
That’s a creepy old guy.
He’s obviously evil.”
*Mr. Atoz is there again
in another room*
“How did he get there?
Creeeeee-peeeee”
On Kirk asking Mr. Atoz,
“Just how many of you are there?”
“Hey! He figured it out!
He's finally smart again. It’s been a few episodes.”
On the Atavachron
showing locations:
“Is this like the magic treehouse?”
On the Captain’s late
season appearance:
“He's wearing a lot of
makeup. Geeze.”
On reused props:
“That looks like the
same computer from the one with the cat that wasn't ‘Catspaw.’”
On Mr. Atoz yelling
after Kirk, “You must be prepared:”
Anabelle- *Sings villain song from
The Lion King*
On the pilgrim calling
Kirk a slave:
“Excuse me?”
On the arctic location
of Spock and Bones:
“Are they gonna find a
man in an igloo?”
On Kirk learning the
woman he helped is a thief:
“She was robbing
him. Wow. Nice job, Captain.”
On why Kirk can’t pass
through the wall:
“You can't get back ‘cause
you went through the reused prop.”
On McCoy’s plan for
sacrifice:
Doctor McCoy- “Leave me
here, Spock.”
Mr. Spock- “We go
together or not at all.”
Doctor McCoy- “Don't be
a fool. My hands and face are frostbitten. I can't feel my feet. Alone you have
a chance. Now do what I say. Go try to find Jim.”
Mr. Spock- “We go
together.”
Anabelle- *singing*
“Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong, Remembered forever, as shoo-bop
sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom, chang chang changitty chang sha-bop,
that's the way it should be, wah-oooh, yeah!”
On the covered
appearance of Zarabeth:
“Hey it’s the Abominable
snowman from Monster’s Inc. *imitates
voice* Let's get snow cones. Woot woot!”
On Zarbeth’s cave:
“He lives in Heat Miser
land.”
On the reveal that
Zarabeth is a woman:
“Yeah!”
On Zarabeth asking, “What
are you called?”
“Phil.”
On Zarabeth revealing
she loved books:
“Uh huh…Magic
Treehouse.”
On the makeup
acknowledging Vulcan physiology:
“My gosh! His nose has
hints of green ‘cause of his blood.”
On the Pilgrims accusing
Kirk of being a witch:
“No he would be…what’s
that again? A warlock.”
On Zarbeth’s full
reveal:
“Oh my God. She is not
wearing that much clothes. No wonder she
needs that big coat.”
On Spock trying to logic
out if he should stay with Bones or look for Jim:
“Oh Spock, you and your
self-conflicts. Your third season is
starting to show.”
On the idea that they’re
trapped with Zarabeth:
“Um, they were never
prepared. Why do we need to watch the rest?”
On Kirk Captain’s
Logging about witch trials in a jail cell in the past with no equipment:
“Excuse me???
Oh well, its Salem. Burn
him at the stake.”
On Kirk’s escape
attempt:
Jail Guard- “Give me
your cup.”
*Kirk hands it to him
then grabs him by the arm and pulls him against the bars*
Captain Kirk-“Cry out
and I'll break it.”
Anabelle- “Break what? The
cup?”
Me- “His arm.”
“Anabelle- “Oh I was
confused. Like, what does he care about a dirty old cup?”
On Kirk realizing he was
not prepared:
“Thank you.”
On Spock telling Bones
the Enterprise is five thousand years in the future:
“Well, we'll just have
to wait it out. Day one…”
On the start of Spock
and McCoy’s problems:
Doctor McCoy- “I don't
believe it, Spock. It’s just not like you to give up trying.”
Mr. Spock- “Then I'll
repeat it for you. Get this through your head. We can't get back. That means we
are trapped here in this planet's past just as we are, and we'll stay here for
the rest of our lives. Now do you understand?
Anabelle- “Jesus, Spock,
what’s got into you?”
Doctor McCoy- “Yes, I
understand. I never thought I'd hear it, but I understand. You want to stay
here. As a matter of fact, you're highly motivated to stay in this forsaken
waste.”
Mr. Spock- “The prospect
appeared quite attractive to you a moment ago.”
Doctor McCoy- “You
listen to me, you pointed-eared Vulcan.”
Mr. Spock- “I don't like
that. I don't think I ever did, and now I'm sure.”
Anabelle – “What the
heck the heck the heck...”
On Mr. Atoz regretting
what he has to do now that Kirk has come back through:
“Oh no. He’s got a flashlight.”
*He stuns Kirk with it*
“OH NO! He's going to
send him back to the atavablablabla!”
On Spock’s continued
transformation:
Mr. Spock- “But
insensitive, to send such a beautiful woman into exile. The cold must've
affected me more than I realized. Please pay no attention. I'm not myself. I'm
behaving disgracefully. I have eaten animal flesh and I have enjoyed it. What
is wrong with me?”
Anabelle- “Spock, you’re
scaring me today.”
Mr. Spock- “I tell you
you're beautiful. But you are beautiful. Is it so wrong to tell you so?
Zarabeth- “I have longed
to hear you say it.”
Anabelle- “Longed??? She’s
known him for like a day.”
*Smooch!*
Anabelle – “AAAAAAAAH!”
Mr. Spock- “You are
beautiful. More beautiful than any dream of beauty I've ever known.”
Anabelle- “A-Pfffffft!
That's weird. I'm now emotionally scarred.”
On McCoy reminding that
at this time, Vulcan was filled with warlike barbarians:
“Oh yeah before…what's
his face showed up.
From last episode.
Scary clothes man.”
On the enhanced effects
nova:
“Whoa! There goes this planet.”
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