Godzilla:
City on the Edge of Battle
2018
The Escape Earth Ark can’t find the Dregs
of the survivors from the previous attack. They plan to leave after two days.
A Dusty Gray Native Girl is healing Hero
Captain Haruo. This is odd since she looks twelve.
Eventually we learn the Dusty Gray
Native Girl has a tribe that has helped out some of the Dregs, and a twin
sister who leads a damaging attack on the rest of the Dregs.
This is odd since she looks twelve.
It is also odd because the tribe design looks stolen from Disney's Atlantis.
It is also odd because the tribe design looks stolen from Disney's Atlantis.
The Dusty Gray Native Twins are
telepathic, and their tribe is descended from last humans who stayed on
Earth through its Godzillification. The
telepathic twins and company stayed behind to guard a giant egg of their dead
god.
Yeah, don't get your hopes up.
The Dregs all regroup with the Dusty
Gray Tribe and apologize for razing their land while attacking Godzilla. One of the Space Dwarves realizes the Dusty
Gray Tribe’s weapons contain nanometal.
This is:
1) The reason the primitive tribe
kicked the Dregs’ butts.
2) The same metal the Space Dwarves
used to make Mechagodzilla.
I guess that means Mechagodzilla was
in one of the confusing montages in the first film.
Yeah, don’t get your hopes up.
The Space Dwarves decide they can take
out the Big G since the nanometal is growing, or something. A few of the Dregs try to head back to the
Escape Earth Ark while Hero Captain Haruo leads the rest to find Mechagodzilla
City, where Mecha-G was built. They politely ignore the question of “If
Mechagodzilla City is there, why do we care about the nanometal spears and
arrows?”
One of the Telepathic Dusty Gray
Native Twins warns that nanometal is poisonous, but the Space Dwarf counters
with, “Only to Godzilla.”
Part of Mechagodzilla’s noggin is
cranking out the nanometal, and the Space Dwarves connect it to the city and use
it to coat Mechagodzilla City with nanometal. They also make “Vulture” armors
allowing flight and cool anime poses.
Hero Captain Haruo gets a girlfriend
in one of the Vulture suits. He also
finds the main Space Elf fiddling about with something in a cave. Nothing creepy to worry about here, ha ha!
Space Elf warns about trusting the
Space Dwarves since they want to be monsters…or something. He also whispers the name of the worse than
Godzilla thing that destroyed his planet.
Maybe it was inactivity and boredom?
Speaking of inactivity, Godzilla
finally wakes up after nothing happening except talk and travel for about an
hour and comes to attack the city.
Sadly, the city does not turn into a
giant Mechagodzilla transformer and counter attack. No that would be far too much activity.
The Space Dwarves in the city merge
with the nanometal to power it up…or something.
It shoots Godzilla a lot, having the same effect as just about
everything that shoots the King of Monsters- no real damage but many rocks fall on him. As usual, aside from making him stand still
for long periods nothing works, and the city can’t make the G Shield Generator
Busting Harpoon Thingy.
Space Dwarf in the Vulture bonds with
the nanometal to become a human (or Space Dwarfish) G Shield Generator Busting
Harpoon Thingy, and the same starts to happen to Hero Captain Haruo’s
girlfriend. It doesn’t happen to Hero
Captain Haruo for reasons that aren’t readily apparent yet, much like most of this
trilogy.
Space Elf leader contacts Hero Captain
Haruo with a warning that the entire Earth will be absorbed by nanometal, which
is one of the few things worse than Godzilla.
Probably should have mentioned that during the Creepy Cave conversation
there, dude.
Hero Captain Haruo blows up Space
Dwarf in the command center, saving Earth from nanometal.
Woo.
Ridiculous size Godzilla then breaks
free of the rocks and wipes what’s left of the anticlimactically named
Mechagodzilla City off the map.
Hero Captain Haruo tries and fails to
wake up Coma Girlfriend, and at some point we learn the “Gray Dustiness” of the
tribe counteracted the nanometal on those healed by them.
The even further reduced Dregs hang
out in Space Elf’s Creepy Cave watching their outside surroundings turn into an
atomic blast fueled, city wiping inferno.
Credits Roll.
End credit scene- We hear the name
Space Elf whispered to Hero Captain Haruo...
Ghidorah!
Yeah, don’t get your hopes up.
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