"Catwoman Goes To
College"/ "Batman Displays His Knowledge"
On
Batman name dropping lesser appearing past foes:
“Egghead?
That’s his second guess? He didn’t say the Penguin!”
On
Batman declaring,
when learning 3127 first years at Gotham City University
wear that size beany, “It’s a start:”
when learning 3127 first years at Gotham City University
wear that size beany, “It’s a start:”
“No. No it isn’t.”
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Catwoman’s tastes:
“I
love how she brings her decorations from one lair to another.”
On
Catwoman and her henchmen discussing using
the “Bell Remote” in Batman’s criminology class:
the “Bell Remote” in Batman’s criminology class:
“Did
you say something in this nearly silent room?”
On
a sit-in planned for “Chimes Square:”
“Chimes” *long angry sigh* “Square.”
On
the visiting policeman, Captain Courageous,
played by Stanley Adams:
played by Stanley Adams:
“Hey!
It’s the Tribbles guy!”
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Alfred using the Bat-disguise kit to look exactly like Batman in a jail cell:
“This
is weirder than the girl disguised as Robin in the first one.”
On
the Commissioner’s interesting use of insults:
“Did
the Commissioner just call that guy a ninny?”
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the Dynamic Duo using the “Bat-Calendar:”
“That’s
just another general computer they relabel every episode.”
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Art Linkletter in the window saying he can’t find unusual people:
“Have
you been outside?”
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the reflections about those poor misguided students,
so drunk and restless:
so drunk and restless:
“Let’s
dump this acid on them.”
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the newfangled phone connection device:
“Why
didn’t he turn the phone upside down like last time?
No they had to soup up a typewriter.”
No they had to soup up a typewriter.”
On Bruce's statement about a “Rare lady…Right on time:”
“That
was not okay. Batman is a butt.
But- maaaan- Na na na na na na na na...”
On
Catwoman’s lingering when saying, “Mr...Wayne:”
“Ooooh!
She knows.”
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The Green Hornet’s mask:
“It’s
not a mask. It’s glasses.”
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Alfred telling Bruce it’s “the red phone”
in front of Aunt Harriet:
in front of Aunt Harriet:
“Alfred
has given up on subtlety.
Next episode- “Hey Bruce! It’s the Batphone!”
Next episode- “Hey Bruce! It’s the Batphone!”
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Britt’s insulting Batman’s vigilante ways:
“Stop
throwing shots at Batman you butt.
I don’t like the Green Hornet. He’s Butt Reid.”
I don’t like the Green Hornet. He’s Butt Reid.”
On recognizing one of Gumm’s henchmen
from another criminal organization:
from another criminal organization:
“Jesus.
I wasn’t expecting that.”
On
his Russian “disguise:”
*puts
pillow over face*
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the Green Hornet’s car:
“The Black Booty?
That’s the perfect car for Butt Reid.”
That’s the perfect car for Butt Reid.”
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the “Enlarged perforating and coiling machine:”
"That
sounds like where Batman and Robin
will be trapped at the end of the episode.
will be trapped at the end of the episode.
My
trap sniffer is sniffing a trap."
On
the name of Britt’s valet:
“Wait,
his real name is Kato? That’s it?
What do people say when they show up?
What do people say when they show up?
‘It’s
the Green Hornet and that guy’?”
On
Batman correcting the Hornet:
“Whoah! Get wrecked.
Get em Batman. Woo!”
Get em Batman. Woo!”
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Robin remarking,
“Good thing you brought the empty bat alphabet soup container:”
“Good thing you brought the empty bat alphabet soup container:”
*Pauses
playback*
“I’m
leaving. "
*comes back*
"Why did he wake up and say, ‘I’m taking the thermos today.’?
And where did he fit it in that belt?”
*comes back*
"Why did he wake up and say, ‘I’m taking the thermos today.’?
And where did he fit it in that belt?”
On
Bruce referencing Britt’s “Masked associate:”
“Aaah. So Batman knows.”
On
Bruce and Britt trading barbs about alter egos
On
the Batcave’s alphabet soup dryer:
“They
let nothing slip by.”
On Dick's helpful suggestion:
“Did Robin have a good idea?
That was weird.”
That was weird.”
On
Gumm ordering extra consonants for his soup:
*pauses
playback again*
“WHY?!?!?”
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Gumm reversing Batman and Hornet’s secret identities:
“At
least he has a bit of a clue. Unlike the Commissioner.”
On
the city's huge stamp exhibition:
“Why
is Gotham themed to one thing every day?”
On
Gumm’s attempt to pass as Argentinean:
*whispers*
“Wow. He is a master of disguise.”
*The
Hornet recognizes him*
“Oh, thank God.”
On
the theory being advanced that
the Green Hornet is really a crime fighter:
the Green Hornet is really a crime fighter:
“Naaah…
They’re so dumb.”
They’re so dumb.”
On
my knowledge of classic comedy:
Me- “Victor Buono is in full W.C. Fields mode for this one.”
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her having read a Tutankhamun book
last year when they announced “1300 BC:”
last year when they announced “1300 BC:”
“That’s
about right.”
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Robin flouncing and flopping around
in his masquerade centurion garb:
in his masquerade centurion garb:
“I
love this show.”
On
the cops being told to leave everything
at the scene as they found it:
at the scene as they found it:
“And
they leave the guy in a noose.
What’s wrong with the Gotham police force?”
What’s wrong with the Gotham police force?”
On
Robin being knocked out by a door opening:
*pauses
playback, leaves room*
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Grace Lee (Yeoman Janice Rand) Whitney being in the episode:
“I
keep forgetting she’s in this. Because she doesn’t do anything.”
On
King Tut’s insane, over the top Marc Antony parody
with toothache references thrown in:
with toothache references thrown in:
*Stands
and applauds* “Amazing!”
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Alfred exclaiming, “Holy steam valve!”:
“I
don’t know why that was so funny but it was.
He even did the 'punch hand' thing.”
He even did the 'punch hand' thing.”
“And
Catwoman...The real one.”
On
budget saving near the end of season two:
“They
used this set for the last episode.
Look, stamps!
There’s a Riddler thing there too.”
Look, stamps!
There’s a Riddler thing there too.”
On
the climactic fight scene:
“Yes
Ernesto! Woo!”
On
the rapid transformation between Tut and the Professor:
“He’s
like Captain Underpants.”
On
Bruce and Lisa’s kiss:
“No
no no no no no no!
He
never kissed the real Catwoman!”
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Bruce deciding a man cannot live on
crime fighting alone and going
into Lisa’s apartment for milk and cookies:
crime fighting alone and going
into Lisa’s apartment for milk and cookies:
“I’m
never watching this ever again.”
Spoilers, she did watch it again
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