And it is!
Because I still can't read a calendar.
It was very nearly a cool celebration of my 1199th post.
Anabelle deserves thanx for helping me with this in two ways.
1) She'd ask what film I put for a year or if I included a specific movie and I'd forget what I said, making me look up the year again and finding films I missed.
2) She reminded me I could adjust publish dates after I set them up, meaning after an incredibly late night of shifting post times and cross references this one IS for #1200!
Background- People on a Facebook movie group were listing
"My favorite movie that came out each year I was alive."
It took me much longer to do this than most of the younger folks in the group.
With that kind of time investment, I get to put it here.
Some Notes:
Note 1) I am old.
Note 1) I am old.
Note 2) There are no links. Please use the search bubble in the upper left (that I never remember I put there) for any title you're interested in. There is a more than reasonable chance I wrote something about most of them. Movie titles are not italicized or underlined this time...
because I don't care.
Note 3) Some years have a half dozen films that are a part of my very essence.
Other years- “Eh, I guess that
one will do.”
Note 4) Recently there are a lot less of the
fun, low budget, weird movies I have always loved. I’m not sure if it’s they’re not being made anymore, or I
watch stuff I own instead of stalking late night cable like I did in my teens and twenties.
Note 5) Many of my favorite franchises show up vary rarely.
It's likely they’d all be at #2 or #3 on many years.
Note 6) Superheroes and wacky comedies are awesome,
but Fun Giant Monster films beat all.
Note 7) After reading all fifty-two of these annual lists, I have determined...
there are FAR too many Brave Little Toaster movies.
Note 8) There is a better than average chance that I missed some important films when reading the annual lists to make my selections. (Thanx Anabelle for catching some of these!)
Note 9) There is a better than average chance that any given day(s) I'd try to assemble this list, many of the movies would change. (In fact I have made several changes between drafting and publishing this.)
1970 Kelly’s Heroes
1971 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
1972 And Now for Something Completely Different
1971 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
1972 And Now for Something Completely Different
(The Godfather is amazing and all...
but this was the only way I could see Python sketches "on demand" for years,
plus the RPI Juggling Club sponsored it once.)
1973 Godzilla vs Megalon
1974 Young Frankenstein
1973 Godzilla vs Megalon
1974 Young Frankenstein
(The only reason I had to read the list is I wasn't 100% certain when
the 1975 and 1976 choices came out.)
1975 The Adventures of
Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother
1976 Murder By Death
1977 Star Wars
1976 Murder By Death
1977 Star Wars
(One of two years that did not require reading the annual list at all.)
1978 Superman the Movie
1978 Superman the Movie
(This was almost Attack of the Killer
Tomatoes because Daddy read the list too fast...
You're welcome. Signed Anabelle)
1979 The In Laws
1980 The Blues Brothers
1979 The In Laws
1980 The Blues Brothers
(Empire Strikes Back consumed my ten year old mind.
And continues to live in my current mind.
But can you dance to it? No you cannot.
I do love Flash Gordon, and you can dance to that one,
but that love is more about showing it to others than watching it myself.)
1981 Zorro the Gay Blade
1981 Zorro the Gay Blade
(There were a great many contenders this year,
American Werewolf in London, Caveman, Cannonball Run.
I thought it would be really hard to choose,
until I reached the end of the alphabetical list.
There is no contest.)
1982 Pandemonium
1982 Pandemonium
(Alas, The Thing, real horror
will always lose to comedy-horror.
Dark Crystal, you are a part of me, but not this big of a part.
And Conan, as often as I quote "Crush your enemies..."
I quote "You are frightened of baloney?" more.)
1983 Doctor Detroit
(Of course I've watched Return of the Jedi more.
But this weird little wonder of a film is really a
fantastic superhero movie if you squint a little.
It slightly edges out Hysterical...today anyway
but what difference does it make?)
1984 The Adventures of
Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
(This year wins the prize for the most times rechecking
to see why "that" movie isn't on the list.
In this case Ghostbusters.)
1985 Transylvania 6-5000
1985 Transylvania 6-5000
(This was like 1981,
Remo Williams, The Goonies, Real Genius.
I thought it would be impossible to choose until I hit the "T"s.
Again, there is no contest.)
1986 Three Amigos / Big Trouble in Little China
1986 Three Amigos / Big Trouble in Little China
(The only year I
refuse to pick just one.
I'm already sad I had to drop Transformers: The Movie.
Its my list, so there.)
1987 Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn
(The other of two years that did not require reading the annual list at all.)
1988 Young Einstein
1988 Young Einstein
(This event leading up to this choice made me laugh a lot.
Up until shortly before this went live, 1988 was "Scrooged" with the note- "It was close. Anabelle whined about me picking They Live which may be more a part of me,
but Scrooged makes me feel better,
and the whole theater of jaded engineers sang along with the finale in my college days."
However, she was complaining about Young Einstein music on a car ride.
I wondered what film beat it, and realized I just flat out missed it.
On further reflection, even if it wasn’t that,
it would be The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, which she doesn’t like either.)
1989 C.H.U.D. II Bud the C.H.U.D.
1989 C.H.U.D. II Bud the C.H.U.D.
(Sorry Weird Al, UHF is a close second,
but horror comedy beats regular comedy too.)
1990 Gremlins 2 the New Batch
1991 Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
1990 Gremlins 2 the New Batch
1991 Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
(When it came out it would be Terminator 2...but I am not 21 anymore.)
1992 Sneakers
1992 Sneakers
(It was almost Split Second but I remembered this masterpiece out of the blue one night.)
1993 Jurassic Park
1993 Jurassic Park
(I would have liked this to be Freaked [aka Hideous Mutant Freekz]
since it was so weird I thought I imagined it.
Or Army
of Darkness, given my love of the Evil Dead franchise.
But, DINOSAURS! WOO HOO!)
1994 The Crow
(I like Dark City by the same director better than The Crow,
but the 1998 film choice listed is a part of my core being.)
1995 Tank Girl
1996 Mars Attacks
1997 The Fifth Element
1998 Small Soldiers
1999 Sleepy Hollow
1995 Tank Girl
1996 Mars Attacks
1997 The Fifth Element
1998 Small Soldiers
1999 Sleepy Hollow
(The reason, along with the Walking With Dinosaurs (Woo hoo!) series,
that I bought my first DVD player.
And the only reason this year is not Mystery Men,
which I quote near continuously, but has a couple flaws that bug me.
Not the flaws that made it fail at the box office, but stuff like
"Not using Chekov's Tornado in a Can.")
2000 The Replacements
(I thought as I got older, Space Cowboys would move into this slot,
but the older I get, the more I realize how little The Replacements is about football.)
2001 Atlantis: The Lost
Empire
(It says a lot about me, with my huge Disney fandom, that this underrated gem is the only Disney film that made #1 for any year.)
2002 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2003 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
2002 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2003 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
(As a whole, yes it is the Lord of the Rings trilogy,
but just the existence of this ridiculous thing
[and the similar pick for next year]
makes me happy.)
2004 Van Helsing
2005 King Kong
2006 The Prestige
2004 Van Helsing
2005 King Kong
2006 The Prestige
(The biggest "Eh, I guess that one will do" of the whole list.)
2007 Ghost Rider
2008 Speed Racer
2008 Speed Racer
(Iron Man, you were a game changer and all,
but this one was insanely hypnotic
and the family dynamic was amazingly well done.)
2009 Watchmen
2010 Tron: Legacy
2010 Tron: Legacy
(I really thought this year would finally be one that a Predator film would make it,
Predators was cool,
but Tron is a piece of my soul.)
2011 Fright Night
2012 The Avengers
2011 Fright Night
2012 The Avengers
(Still
my favorite Marvel film,
'cause I was waiting for it since I was 10.)
2013 G.I. Joe: Retaliation
2013 G.I. Joe: Retaliation
(Clearly not the best year for movies.)
2014 The Lego Movie
2015 Jurassic World
2016 Deadpool
2017 Kong of Skull Island
2014 The Lego Movie
2015 Jurassic World
2016 Deadpool
2017 Kong of Skull Island
(Any other year Valerian would have taken it, but….
Giant Ape!)
2018 Venom
(If Fallen Kingdom had gone the were-dinosaur route,
then it would have outshone my unhealthy Venom fascination.
Venom being a comedy/ horror/ superhero/ buddy film triggers my
amalgamation obsession over my Dinosaur (woo hoo!) obsession...barely.)
2019 Godzilla: King of the Monsters
2020 Enola Holmes
2019 Godzilla: King of the Monsters
2020 Enola Holmes
(We were trapped in the house, true, but this was objectively really good.)
2021 Mortal Kombat
2021 Mortal Kombat
(I mean,
I watched Godzilla Vs. Kong many more times,
but that was more about moments.
Plus I'm still bitter about Legendary backing away from the
Showa Toho love that the 2019 film had.
I think as a whole, its this one.
Yes, my taste sucks, we know this -
Yes we do. love Anabelle)
2022 Jurassic World Dominion
2022 Jurassic World Dominion
(The year isn't over yet, but come on!
DINOSAURS! WOO HOO!!!) [Later edit- I saw Everything Everywhere All at Once two years late... That one has potential to evolve into an all time favorite.]
And that's all.
*stares back at 2021 and thinks about changing it for the zillionth time,
but again realizes that would mean losing the funny comment*
[Later edit-
2023- Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves- squeaks in because the Spider-Man, Guardians and Transformers entries all require knowledge of previous films, but D&D stands alone. I didn't see Godzilla Minus One until the following year that's probably a better film, but I'll watch D&D more..
2024- Godzilla X Kong- Yes I haven't seen Deadpool or Planet of the Apes yet, yes it violates what I said above. I don't care. Twice in Imax wasn't enough for this Kaiju fest.]
Wow, Deadpool And Wolverine was something else though, saw them both three times in the theater. This may be a tie.
Im kind of shocked Army of Darkness didnt edge out JP but these are tough. God, i love murder by death.
ReplyDeleteEvil Dead 2 is my favorite film ever, and I like it more than "Army." But those awe inspiring shots of photoreal dinosaurs for the first time on the big screen blew me away.
ReplyDeleteMurder By Death is a life long favorite. I'm proud at how many of Peter Falk's lines I've quoted in business meetings. (Most often- "That can only mean one ting...and I don't know what dat is.")
Thanx for joining in!
Congrats on 1200 posts! Also, this is an epic list. Pandemonium for the win! When will someone remake Murder by Death?
ReplyDeleteMany thanx. It's been a long and enjoyable road. Thanx for the initial (and continued) encouragement.
ReplyDeletePandemonium FINALLY came out on Blu Ray...sadly it will never surpass the awesomeness of the USA Up All Night version hosted by Gilbert Gottfried that I accidentally taped over.
And Isn't Clue pretty close to a remake of Murder by Death?