I realized I was in a
dangerous situation when I heard the early risers of Colorado and Peru quietly
tip toeing around me on the floor. I’m not
sure how long I laid there trying to figure out how to let them know I was up,
without sitting bolt upright like a revived corpse and scaring the hell out of
everyone.
Uncle Roy made
waffles. I enjoyed them much more than
the waffles I make at home partially because they were Belgian, but mostly
because I didn't have to make them. Breakfast cooked by someone else always
tastes better.
After the airport
shenanigans, we were all way too tired for extensive hiking on this day, and
Rosa and Anabelle were way too tired to go with Titi to her Pachanga
class.
I’m way too gringo to ever go to Pachanga class.
I’m way too gringo to ever go to Pachanga class.
Uncle Roy went out to
the gym as well, leaving us there to unpack, set up our basement abode, and
rest. They came back in time to share
sandwiches for lunch and brought what may be the moistest cake ever created,
topped with white chocolate cream cheese.
It wasn’t a cake or icing flavor I’m usually fond of and it was really
good. Anabelle raved about it too,
overcoming her personal issues with the word moist.
Then the three of us
went to the Freaky Big Walmart to check for action figures outside of the
armpit of the collection universe that New Jersey is…
Er…
I mean to stock up on
the "us specific" vacation food and beverage supplies (snack bars,
Diet Mountain Dew, green tea) we needed for our stay. Yes, that is what I meant.
Our first trip to the
pool began this vacation’s tradition.
Anabelle would go in the regular pool, sometimes with me, and then join
Rosa in the hot tub. I’d sit on the edge
with just my feet up to my knees in (especially after long hikes) and Anabelle would
demand I ask them Disney World trivia questions.
Because every vacation
should be at least partially Disney.
A communication gap led
to dinner. On our last visits, 3
Margaritas became our favorite Mexican restaurant in the universe. Titi Luzma told us they had a quality drop
under new management, and she and Uncle Roy had found a better one in the strip
mall that used to be a coal mining area across the street. Because, Colorado. (This
applies to the good Mexican food and the coal mine.)
Our statement of, “We
think we’d like to try it again anyway at some point,” somehow morphed into “we
should all go as soon as possible.”
We did all go together
for dinner. Service speed would have indicated they traveled to Mexico for the
food, but the quality indicated they may have gone to Canada instead. I thought my face burningly spicy shrimp were
tasty, but the far below Colorado standards for awesome Mexican food meant we
all planned not to go back.
As a shining beginning
to how most of our plans would go on this trip, Anabelle realized that she
forgot her Wonder Woman hat there as we started to go for a walk around a
nearby lake.
The first of many walks
around it was initiated with our reintroduction to the spooky tree that marks the
path between the housing complex and the lake road. Our first exposure on this go around to the magnificent skies and
sunsets indigenous to the Denver area did not disappoint.
Carrot the Bunny and friends returned to greet us. There were also
coyote prints in the dry mud, but the rest of the wildlife experiences were
avian.
Magpies perched on the
cattails once more, and Ducks swam in the lake while a heron flew in. There was
another type of waterfowl that looked like a Pelican but clearly couldn’t be so
far in the mountainous inland areas we were…
*googles quickly*
Ah.
It was a white Pelican,
who usually hang out for the summer in the parks and lakes of the Denver area
as they migrate toward California and Mexico.
How about that?
The animals we most
easily recognized were the gnats, who followed all of us in giant festering
swarms. Conversations were marked by extreme hand gestures making it appear we
were sending semaphore messages to Venus.
On our return, a call to
3 Margaritas revealed they had Anabelle’s baseball cap, and the two of us set
out on a quest to retrieve it. While the
GPS interface was identical to home, there was an issue of a large dead spot in
the parking lot. I eventually learned to
program in the day’s destination while still under the Wi-Fi of the house, and
then driving in what I hoped was the right direction until it kicked on.
Getting the hat was
easy, coming home, less so. In what was
to be a regular occurrence Siri got a bit confused. I was in a lane waiting to
leave the parking lot when the light changed. Suddenly headlights were coming
toward us. The exit to the lot was far
wider than Colorado traffic needed and the labeling was unclear about entry and exit lanes. The
GPS sent us to the wrong one. It was a quiet drive home punctuated by gasp
filled breathing.
Our normal east coast
time zone, as well as our normal east coast life pace meant we were normally
the last ones to go to sleep. We had Guy
Fieri in the background for a bit of normalcy (which gives you an idea how
skewed our idea of “normal” is regardless of how much I over use it) while Anabelle told Rosa of our unnerving
encounter.
Anabelle dreamed about a
party, that wasn't a party. And I dreamed about driving a Camaro/Batmobile over
the lake to watch an Elephant ride a bicycle.
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I have an Uncle Roy as well. He made pancakes.
ReplyDeleteThanx for reading and sharing!
ReplyDeleteMaybe breakfast is in the job description?