Thursday July 8
We See No Horseshoe Crabs
Per our planning, we woke
up early to hit the beach.
Per “it’s us”, Rosa looked
out the window, declared, “It looks icky out.”
And we all went back to sleep for two more blissfully comatose hours.
I think Atlantic City
sleep is the one of the most relaxing sleeps I get because of the unfamiliar setting
mixed with the lack of scheduled activities.
Since I’m not in my normal
bed, I have frequent micro-wake-ups during the night. I konk out immediately
again, but the constant infusions of “Ahh, I don’t have anything to do, and no
specific time to get up” is massively restful.
The clouds parted as we
arose (again), had breakfast and assembled our beach going paraphernalia. One phernalia we did not have with us was the
little chair I usually sit in, because of the predicable levels of chaos and
disorder while leaving.
After double checking
everything to be sure I didn’t have to go back into the hotel like every other
time we journeyed to the beach, we arrived at the shore, and laid out our
blanket.
Then Rosa said, “Did you
grab the cheap digital camera we always use at the beach?”
And back into the hotel I went.
Rosa soaked in the sun,
and I hid under a makeshift towel tent reading an excellent Star Trek novel.
Anabelle split the difference, laying in the sun a bit while finishing the Gerard Way Doom Patrol run.
Being the most sun
drenched, Rosa was the only one of us to withstand splashing a bit in the frigid
waves to cool off. Anabelle waded with
her a little. Whatever bits of me popped out from under the
towel developed a Food Network quality sear instantly, keeping me
from entering the ocean. At that point the salt water would only serve as
seasoning.
Rosa decided she’d prefer
some peaceful tanning without having to listen to gringo flesh sizzling. She stayed on the beach while I brought
Anabelle back to wash and change in preparation for the only previously planned
event of the trip.
On her return, Rosa went
the wrong way discovering the second “secret passage” to our room and increasing
the coolness of the Tropicana in Anabelle’s eyes.
After Rosa joined us, we
took our daily boardwalk stroll. Lunch
was at the Guy Fieri hole in the wall barbecue place at Bally’s Western casino. There Anabelle met up with Maya, a fellow new
Villanova student who lived in the area.
We had a fantastic time
talking to her, and her mother. They’re a Villanova family, both of Maya’s
parents plus other members attended, and we learned a great deal.
In hindsight, the limited
barbecue place may have been a poor choice. I believe Maya said she was
vegetarian, leaving her with the macaroni and cheese side. There was nothing
gluten free for Rosa (a new dietary adventure in our family) except a bag of
chips, and they got rid of the buffalo grilled chicken I really liked
there.
Once we parted ways, the three of us used this day for our long Boardwalk stroll before the weekend crowds started
to come in.
But first, we had to stop
at the depressingly more and more empty pier like mall.
There was a sign at the
entrance for B Iconic, the store Anabelle gets her crazy big rings in. The sign stated, “We’re open! They’re
not!!!!” detailing how to find it as one of the last operational stores in the
place. Anabelle found a Pearl and Flower
ring (of course) and we hit ItSugar for some candy on the way out (also of
course).
My already laughable
finger dexterity took a nosedive when donning the “fits all” plastic gloves
needed to harvest my fat free candies, some dark chocolate, and Grandma’s
souvenir popcorn flavored jellybeans.
Anabelle picked up a
“Queen Frostine” Funko Pop, her favorite Candy Land character. Sadly, she did
not pick up a Mr. Mint. She didn’t care, but I was sad because (for reasons no one in the universe including herself knows) when she was little Anabelle always called Mr. Mint, “Mister Tikipants!”
At the checkout counter, I grabbed a pack of candy cigarettes, as I hadn’t seen them anywhere in decades. In another “sadly” they no longer dye the tips orange to make them look lit. This was extra “sadly” because I had one of the peppermint-flavored pieces of chalk in my mouth when we were home, Anabelle thought it was a breadstick, snapped off the end and ate it.
Then she drank nearly an entire gallon of milk to get rid of the “foulness.”
I guess it was far too
long since we did a summer trip to Atlantic City. I forgot that buying dark
chocolate in the heat means you have to eat it all immediately while walking to
avoid a huge mess. There are worse punishments.
Resuming our “whole
Boardwalk” adventure, we saw Among Us merchandise everywhere. I feel like the
stores may have stocked up on that stuff at the height of its popularity, and then
were stuck with it as things opened up.
Then again, I am never going to be an expert on popularity or timing.
Anabelle was crushed that
her Polish Water Ice place was closed, destroying the opportunity to increase
her tiny spoon collection. They were setting up for yet another frozen daiquiri
and pina colada stand in its location. Anabelle sighed stating, “I bet they won’t be
giving out free samples anymore.”
We enjoyed the sunny day
all the way down to the Hard Rock resort and back. Afterwards, we returned to
the room to enjoy our earned rest for a while.
Having learned a lesson
from the Philly trip, we remembered to bring both the Roku stick AND it’s
remote control.
What we did not remember
was that Tropicana Televisions only have accessible RCA inputs, not HDMI.
Therefore, Anabelle did a
complex “Queen Frostine” photoshoot on the windowsill before we watched the
penultimate episode of Loki on Rosa’s IPad.
Anabelle watched a little
bit of Netflix while Rosa channel surfed and I read some comic books. More importantly, we did a menu search for
gluten free items to prepare better for other meals.
I really should make a
Grid for everywhere we go.
Rosa’s surfing, while
mostly her standard fix it up shows, also focused on Tropical Storm Elsa
heading up the coast right at us. This happens
far too often when we go to Atlantic City.
They woke me up.
We See No Horseshoe Crabs
And we all went back to sleep for two more blissfully comatose hours.
And back into the hotel I went.
Anabelle split the difference, laying in the sun a bit while finishing the Gerard Way Doom Patrol run.
At the checkout counter, I grabbed a pack of candy cigarettes, as I hadn’t seen them anywhere in decades. In another “sadly” they no longer dye the tips orange to make them look lit. This was extra “sadly” because I had one of the peppermint-flavored pieces of chalk in my mouth when we were home, Anabelle thought it was a breadstick, snapped off the end and ate it.
Then she drank nearly an entire gallon of milk to get rid of the “foulness.”
(Napping with
a Comic Book on my face is one of my key Atlantic City activities.)
This was in order that we could get
ready for a late Cuba Libre dinner.
It was, as always, SOOOOOO GOOOD!
SOOOOOO GOOOD!
(Everyone spoke English there in Godfather II right?)
1) Was the one I like best.
2) Was Kraken rum.
And
3) 1 and 2 were not different as originally stated.
Spoilers- it wasn’t.
We went back to the room together to grab the car keys (using the secret passage of course), and then used them to retrieve my sunglasses from the car. My newly lasered eyes really needed them in direct sunlight now. The entertainment of the evening was provided by a gathering of generic “beer boys” lounging around outside the elevator to the West Tower.
And that’s when I killed
them your honor.
HA HA, just kidding…
Mostly.
Rosa eventually met us
back in the room, complete with two non-working cards.
The room safe gave us a “low
battery” warning, which was concerning considering we locked minor items like
car keys and wallets in it when we went out.
The maintenance guy came quickly and naturally, there was no such
warning. Fortunately, he was well
experienced with folks that have our kind of luck and tried again until it displayed. He replaced the battery and the safe was safe again!
We played a several hands
of Doctor Who Uno before and after he came, where Anabelle stomped on me as per
usual.
There was a great deal of
excitement planning to revisit an old favorite. We learned P. F. Chang’s had a
massive gluten free menu, and planned a return to a place we hadn’t been since
our earliest Tropicana stays.
I read Anabelle the posts
about our family Fly film fun, (buzz buzz) and we all turned in for the night with
two pauses in our otherwise highly restful evening.
The first was at around
three o’clock in the morning when Elsa hit the coast and our phones screamed
out a tornado warning. We all jumped out of bed and ran to the window…
(in hindsight this was probably a poor choice.
And not only because the window was completely
fogged over like it is whenever it rains there, meaning we saw nothing and went back
to bed.)
A short while later, I
believed I was still awake,
However, my wife and daughter throwing pillows at me accompanied by shouts of, “You’re snoring!” convinced me otherwise.
Eventually we all settled
in for what remained of the evening.
However, my wife and daughter throwing pillows at me accompanied by shouts of, “You’re snoring!” convinced me otherwise.
I was hoping you would not bring up the "breadstick" incident because it was not technically on the trip, saving me from oodles of embarrassment...sad times
ReplyDeleteanyways these titles are very funny i wonder who came up with them :D
But I knew "the fans" would want to know if you tried one.
ReplyDeleteYes the titles are hilarious. I'm sure there will be some sort of credit for them in the final post.
thanx for reading and as always making the adventures.
love Daddy