Star Trek III
Release
Date: June 1, 1984
Even dead, Spock
continues to be “the franchise” as the first bridge crew member appearing (in a flashback) for the third film in a row.
Hey, the “Breach in
Spock’s Quarters” alarm uses the image of Enterprise from the Technical Manual!
Yay!
Kirstie Alley did a
fantastic job, but I prefer Robin Curtis as Saavik. Possibly it’s because she looks more Romulan,
plus she says, “Fascinating,” like one would expect Spock’s daughter to. Even without the support of one of my crazier theories, her 80’s perm is a much better fit with David’s “totally new wave”
look.
Y’know, it’s a shame we never got to see Saavik let loose the prodigious Vulcan strength Spock showed on the occasions when he lost control. It would have been a hoot seeing her toss John Larroquete around like a rag doll.
Y’know, it’s a shame we never got to see Saavik let loose the prodigious Vulcan strength Spock showed on the occasions when he lost control. It would have been a hoot seeing her toss John Larroquete around like a rag doll.
After continuously shoveling
out “evidence” for my Extra Galactic Invaders conspiracy, it would be natural
to expect that I’d accuse them of bringing back everyone’s favorite Vulcan for
their own, conspiracy filled ends.
However, for the second film in a row, I’m crediting the character’s
inherent awesomeness with pulling off the impossible.
Seeing each officer get
their moment to shine is what makes this film the outstanding character piece
it is.
Sulu’s “Don’t call me
tiny,” is his main one, but he also gets to take the conn again, even though
his ship has been (temporarily) given to another.
After reconnecting with
his mentor, Chekov’s back to navigation and filling in at science officer. He’s
also instrumental in figuring out the Bird of Prey controls.
Uhura’s handling of “Mr.
Excitement” was magnificent. Also notice
that she’s the one that goes to Vulcan to set things up. As the communications officer, but more
importantly, as Mr. Spock’s old flame, she’s the most knowledgeable about the
language, customs and history.
Scotty gets the only on
screen promotion we’ve seen for this gang. On Enterprise, though, he’s still
called, “Commander.” I’d guess he prefers the lower rank on HIS ship than
“Captain of Engineering” on any other. He
must have gotten a heck of a kick stopping up Excelsior’s drain, you can see it
in his eyes when he says, “Up yer shaft.” Although that may just be an actor’s
joy at telling off his director. (Nimoy voiced the elevator.)
Aside: Speaking of that ship, man this era’s vessels
are beautiful! They still look
military, but are sleeker, shinier and more high tech than on the show.
The Excelsior and the Klingon ship are my absolute favorites.
The Excelsior and the Klingon ship are my absolute favorites.
OK, the Grissom is goofy
looking, I’ll give you that. Considering
Captain Esteban acts more like an overcautious Next Generation era commander, I
guess he would have been ahead of his time, if he didn’t get smitherened.
Aside inside the aside: Janice
Rand gets a cameo on board that behemoth.
She’s only looking distressed at the state of her former vessel, but
she’s wearing a Commander insignia now….and she doesn’t accidentally kill
anyone this time out. A definite improvement.
Mr. Scott demonstrated
back in “The Doomsday Machine” he could rig a starship to be run by one man, so
having one run by a handful must have been cake. Yet, I have to wonder about
some of his decisions. Does routing all of the control to the bridge
automatically mean the control panels explode if the engines are hit? Maybe he
copied the Federation’s standard, highly dangerous, safety protocols. I also have to wonder why Kirk orders him to
go to Red Alert when all the weapons systems and shields are on manual control. He must like the flashing lights and noise.
It’s an interesting
comment on where his true home lies that Kirk’s civilian clothes very closely
resemble his uniform. (It’s an even more direct comment that Scotty is never
shown in civilian clothes at all.)
That “To Absent Friends”
toast has certainly gone from a bittersweet moment to a gut wrenchingly
depressing one awful fast hasn’t it?
Shatner has his greatest
emotional moment with, “You Klingon bastards, you killed my son!” but there are
some subtle ones afterwards that deserve mention. He refuses to lean on McCoy, or take any
assistance from him directly following his heartbreak. It’s only after he’s
gotten the crew safely on the planet and blown up Enterprise (*sob*) taking
most of the enemy with it, that he leans on his friend.
Speaking of those
antagonists- how about the Reverend Jim and Dan Fielding leading the last group
of Empire sponsored Klingon antagonists we get to meet? One last awesome combat fling before the
peace process starts. The Organians continue to not give a rat’s patootie about
the conflict they manipulated matter across half the galaxy to stop.
It’s nice to know their
technology has remained consistent all these years. The color coding of Klingon
and Federation transporters is still red and blue. They can beam while cloaked now; I wonder if
that’s the first step to the firing while cloaked ship they develop a couple of
films down the road.
Wow, those disruptors
they fire sure look to hurt like the dickens as they disintegrate you, don’t
they?
Kruge seems to have been
absent from warrior class the day they taught the proverb, “Only a fool fights in a burning house.” His delivery concerning the imminent destruction of the
planet of, “Exhilarating isn’t it?” is an outstandingly entertaining moment of
crazy.
He probably shouldn’t
have offed Valkris in the opening. Mara
gave Kang the guidance he needed to get out of his seemingly unwinnable
scenario alive.
Kirk’s finishing move of
kicks to the face with punctuated dialogue is legendary. It fortunately
overshadows his penultimate combat choice of kneeing Kruge in the Klingon Jujubes.
Though a tad addled,
McCoy gets his moments as well. He is
immediately recognized in the seedy bar. We know it’s seedy, because money is openly
discussed. That only happens in Star Trek when criminals or shady types are
around. Not only is he obviously a regular, but the over made up, platinum
blonde waitress in the light up swimsuit hits on him immediately.
Bones, you old dog you.
There are also Tribbles
in the bar, which we know are safe thanks to the Doctor during the Animated Series.
Spock’s return is his
awesome moment in and of itself. Mark
Lenard returns to throw some more awesome at that family tree. Awwwww, he really does care.
Despite their constant
barbs at each other, sharing the same melon cements my belief that Spock and
Bones have the strongest actual friendship of the Big Three. Spock could have
picked the more like-minded Mr. Scott for the transfer, and probably both had
an easier time of it. Instead he made an emotional choice based on who he
trusted most to care for his existence. The Doctor’s pointing to his own head
when Spock returns is a magnificent gesture that speaks volumes of their
relationship.
Spock probably could have
mentioned the whole Katra/survival after death thing to his Captain and friend
to prevent the need for the whole film. Then again, it’s not too surprising
that he didn’t, considering he also kept secret his wedding, that he has protective eyelids, that he has a brother…etc.
I’m kind of amazed humans are stunned by previously unmentioned, weird
Vulcan crap at all anymore.
Of the visiting
Starfleet officers, only Saavik closes her eyes during the fal-tor-pan. Nice
touch.
McCoy calls Kirk by his
first name after the ceremony, signifying the bond between the men. However,
it’s the newly revived Spock who gets one of the top two “Jim Moments” in
history, which also serves as the only non-Shatner Awesome Ending Line.
A line that still brings
a tear to this old geek’s eye.
2 comments:
Sometimes when I'm in swiftly deteriorating situation I call out "Chaw ee chew". But nothing happens.
That's completely ridiculous.
Oh man, I'm going to be late again...
SHAZAM!!!
darn it, didn't work again.
thanx for reading, and sharing!
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