Since
I can still occasionally form a complete sentence, I clearly don’t have enough
parallel paths running through my brain at this point.
Therefore
it’s time to begin a new category here at Dog Food For Chairs.
The
idea of acknowledging teachers that had a positive impact on the formation of
my current regeneration has been bouncing around in my noodle for a while, and
I have a sizeable list that deserves credit.
The only reason I haven’t started them sooner is being unable to figure
out which of those helpful influences to begin with.
Based
on how much of my life I currently spend writing for this thing, starting with
Language Arts (or English for the crusty old people in the crowd like me) works
as an acceptable starting point. Plus it lets me be silly for a bit beforehand.