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Thursday, June 11, 2026

Good Omens Final Season Was Tiny, But Somehow Felt Right

The Bride of Halloween Music Trivia

I obsess way too much about both horror films and novelty music to have gotten every song I thought of into last years list.

As usual, there will be a ridiculous amount of other trivial information written into the questions, many of which have two parts. Plus, they all have a bonus question (which may have two parts as well), because I can't help myself. Feel free to give yourself one point for each part. Heck, give yourself however many points you want for each part. It's not like there are awards, and I'm certainly not keeping count. I'd like to think if there was going to be comparisons with anyone else, everyone would use the same scoring method out of basic human decency.

On second thought, just stick to one point each.

The Tap Remains the Same

There have been a boatlaod of "decades later" return sequels in recent years. Some are celebrations, some are returns and some are passing the torch.

Spinal Tap II- The End Continues, is, by far, the best in show (see what I did there?) for this type of follow up film.

Transformers Rewatch THE MOVIE!!

Transformers: The Movie

It’s weird how some characters who feel like they belong to the movie and Season Three don’t and others that don’t did come from the post time jump stories. Perceptor and Blaster feel like they should be introduced here. But they’re all over Season Two. (Though Blaster’s cassettes show up in the movie for the first time.) Meanwhile, Ultra Magnus feels like a Season Two classic Autobot and his debut is the film.

George Awards: There Are Nights When The Wolves Are Silent And Only The Moon Howls

Warning

This is not a post for children. Kids, take a hike.

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language. Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.

George Awards- Somebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky

Warning

This is not a post for children. Kids, take a hike.

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

Litany of Godzilla – Lost Legendarys (C)

Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire

2024

Sometimes I don't notice how much insane stuff happens in these films until I write them up like this.

This is truly a Kong story, but with proper deference to Godzilla as the King of Monsters.

Three years after their last fight, because they've finally started to "get it,"

we open on scenes of Kong and Godzilla with NO PEOPLE. WOO!

Litany of Godzilla – Lost Legendarys (B)

Godzilla Vs. Kong

2021

Litany of Godzilla- Showa Sidekicks 2

Rodan

(really Radon as in "short for pteranodon")

1956

A day may come when I remember that this movie came out BEFORE Mothra...

But this is not that day.

This film reunites the Five Fathers of Godzilla:

Director- Honda, Producer- Tanaka, Music- Ifukube, Effects- Tsuburaya, Suit- Nakajima.

Plus Godzilla favorite actors Kenji Sahara as Traumatized Engineer

and

Akihiko Hirata (sans eye patch this time) as Concerned Paleontologist.

The overall story and action is really well done and we get a Predator like genre shift.

(Granted its more of a subtle shift from normal horror to Kaiju, but still, a shift.)

George 11- How About Ghosts and Fairies, Werewolves and Vampires?

Warning
This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is not a post for children. Kids, take a hike.
This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language. Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.

George 11- We Loved Our Daughter Very Much but She was Evil... Made the Horses Crazy

Warning

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is not a post for children. Kids, take a hike.
This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language. Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.