The new series starts
tomorrow. Freshly leaked information below!
10. For Disney cross
brand synergy, Kingpin cuts off Daredevil’s hand and tells him as he dangles off
the roof of the Fisk building
"Stick never told you what happened...I
am your father".
9. Foggy SINGS Devo's
Greatest Hits.
8. Vincent Donofrio only
plays the robotic suit of the Kingpin, his helmet is removed to reveal, Pee Wee
Herman. Banter between Kingpin and
Daredevil includes thirteen minutes of
"I know you are but
what am I?"
7. The plot is a thinly
veiled cover of a fitness plan, the Claire Temple Night Nursersize Workout.
6. A last minute revision to appeal to Middle America changes the location to “Heck’s Kitchen.”
5. Instrumental score is
only in the adds, in show it is performed by Zamfir master of the pan flute, and
the slide whistle orchestra.
4. Black costume is only
to homage Man without Fear, Schumacher
Brand (TM) Costume Nipples follow shortly.
3. All street gang
members speak in pig latin.
2. As a tribute to Guardian Devil, Turk and Grotto, played
by Jay and Silent Bob, give Daredevil the "Chasing Elektra" speech.
1. Surprise guest
villain Bullseye is defeated when Daredevil saves the day by giving him some
Twinkies.
2 comments:
Everything is better with Twinkies!!!
Indeed. I just read Anabelle Marvel Team Up 137 (1983) Aunt May gets the power cosmic and become Golden Oldie, who then proceeds to feed Galactus every twinkie on earth before finding a planet sized one in space.
Y'know, it's really hard to make up an exaggeratedly silly comic book idea that's more ridiculous than something they already did.
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