I dragged myself into
work just past Stupid O’clock to squeeze a week’s worth of work into one day
instead of the originally scheduled two.
Much to my surprise, I learned I would be leading the weekly update
meeting in both the office and cubicle buildings after Labor Day. Much not to my surprise, the line, “The
projects run themselves at this point,” was a huge and smelly lie.
The day was filled with
texts from my family updating the list of things I needed to find. I found this a delightful confirmation that
deciding to save time by heading straight down to them from work would have
been a huge mistake.
In between the “don’t
forget” texts from Rosa, and occasional hint filled phone calls to keep my
return a surprise from Anabelle, my daughter sent her own barrage of texts
updating me on their day. These included important information on a Mongolian
singer documentary she’d stumbled on.
The meteorologists being
wrong about the weather coincided nicely with the hotel being wrong about not having
the room they would be switching to ready as soon as they checked out of the
other one.
The new room had no
closet, only a cubby, and no drawers. However, it made up for this by having an
enormous bathroom. The sink and shower
were normal sized; meaning the general layout of the room was huge enough to
pitch a tent in for additional storage
Rosa and Anabelle had
lunch in the Seaside Café, which no longer had anything on my cardiac approved
menu list, to allow Anabelle to continue her global survey of restaurant
Dippin’ Yellows.
There were some elevator
timing issues, which we’d learn more about on the other days, but they were
able to get down to the ocean relatively early.
The storm churn had
grown, affecting seaweed as well as sand.
Aside from the “lettuce” issues my daughter had that led to a bit of
unscheduled screaming, they had fun sharing the ocean together.
Before leaving I called
pretty much everyone I knew at work to make sure my absence was covered…which
was silly since half the people I called were already out for the long weekend.
After a brief detour at
the comic shop, since New Comics Wednesday is kind of the Sabbath for us geeks,
I went home to pack. Packing involved
taking a great many photos of stuff in my own house and texting them to make
sure I got the things my wife put on her list.
This is the way I shop too. It
may seem like overkill, but since my Dad had to go back out to the supermarket
almost every time he brought something home, I figure what I’m using in data
charges, I’m more than saving on gas.
My family needed to walk
down to the IT’SUGAR in the mall to replace the gummi sombreros that sadly drowned
in the melting chocolate fiasco two days before.
They saw the non-statue
Miss America contestants, prompting Anabelle to root for Miss Maryland based on
an impromptu wave and smile.
As always in our family,
timing was impeccable. There was no cell
phone signal in the pier based mall, and they were there during the height of
my photo barrage. Luckily, they came out
before I suffered a complete nervous breakdown, and the comedy of John Pinnette
brought me calm and focus for the drive.
They called to check on
me when they were back in the room. For once the timing worked out as I wasn’t
driving at that point. Telling Anabelle I went out for dinner was the truth…I
just omitted the bit about dinner being at a Parkway rest stop more than half
way back to the Tropicana.
For years, Roy Rogers
was my favorite fast food, until.
A) Cardiac issues
removed it from my acceptable list.
And
B) The franchise removed
it from almost every location I’d seen it at.
My immediate need to
stop coincided with the one Parkway location that still had a Roy Rogers
Express at it. (They all used to have a full one.)
The combination of me
being exhausted, starving and on vacation allowed a lapse. But sadly, “you can’t go home again.”
I guess technically that
would be, “you can’t go where you used to eat and have it taste as good again,”
but that’s too awkwardly wordy, even for me.
The meat was either
overly cooked or overly old, having none of the pink tastiness I remembered,
and there was no horseradish sauce on “Roy’s Fixin’s Bar.”
Still, it was better
than Burger King.
(So is a mild stomach
virus some days, but work with me here.)
As the number of people
crazy enough to drive the length of New Jersey in the middle of a weeknight was
limited to me, traffic was a breeze.
I reached the garage,
handed in my stamped receipt absolving me from paying twice,
THANK YOU FRIENDLY PARKING
MAN
And lugged all the stuff
into the West Tower.
I thought it would be
funny to send Anabelle a picture of me from in front of their room number.
Luckily, I know me, and when I called Rosa to find out if Anabelle’s IPod was
charged, I also confirmed the room number.
It was almost a very
different kind of funny.
We had a happy family
reunion once she figured out what was going on.
Rosa had taken her to
the kids’ arcade for a bit while I was driving, and instead of getting some low
level crap, Anabelle saved her tickets to build up to some higher level crap.
She was far too excited
to sleep, so we all decided it would be fun for me to take her back to the
arcade. This should demonstrate how
tired we all really were, since the three of us knew the arcade closed about an
hour earlier.
We returned to the room
after confirming the closing time in person and in full knowledge that we were
truly ready to collapse, after reading a new comic or two, of course.
Yes, it’s an addiction.
But it doesn’t cause cancer, impair my driving, or land me in jail for sharing
it with my child.
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