Oh well,
at least she’s watching them.
On
the opening description of life on earth:
Movie-
“In the beginning…”
Anabelle-
“Oh boy.”
On
the focus on the Amazon Rain Forest:
“Is
he Peruvian?”
On
the explorer drinking from a natural source:
Maybe
the title should be Cholera from the Black Lagoon.”
On
identifying it as Brazil when she didn’t recognize what was said:
*Googles
quickly* That’s not Spanish or Portuguese.
On
the scientist explaining that because the lungfish hasn’t changed in millions of
years it was therefore an evolutionary failure:
Anabelle-
“wait…”
Me-
“Uh, no.”
On
the overly magnified fish tank in the lab:
“Ooh
is that a flappy ray?”
On
the Gill-man (or his hand) attacking the two local helpers in the tent:
“Oh
no!! Tomas!!! And…not Tomas.”
On
the scientist screaming for the killed Luis:
“What
about Tomas!?”
On
the Gil-man signing Kay:
“It’s
too early to kill the pretty girl.
Why
isn’t she wearing pants they’re in the rainforest?”
On
learning the natives call the end of the river, the Black Lagoon.
“
Gasp!!!” *nudge nudge*
On
the outfits of the explorers:
“Why
are they all dressed like safari Mickey?”
On
the rock crusher’s actions being described as like eating:
“Crush
them up and killing things? Yeah, that’s the same as eating.”
On
the Gill Man’s appearance:
“Aaaaaaaaaahh!!” *real scream*
(Every
time it showed up.)
On
the flower given to Kay:
“Thank
you David you got me a weed.”
On
the underwater experts describing underwater activity:
“Like, down there. Like, every other place I’ve SCUBAed.”
On
Kay saying she’d like to see the lagoon:
*mimes
pushing*
*Kay
actually goes for a swim*
“Boo!
No, don’t go in creature infested waters!
Ooh,
is she one of those pretty swimmer persons?”
On
the Gill-man’s suit enforced motions:
“He
swims so weird.”
On
the Gill-man pining after Kay:
Rosa-
“He’s like the little mermaid.”
*The
Gill-man swims up to the camera*
Rosa
and Anabelle- *singing* “Part of your woooooorld!”
On
the Gill-man attacking the boat and making it rock:
*Real
scream!*
“What
was that? There’s something on the wing!”
On
the boat being rocked again
*Screams
again*
“He’s
breaking the boat.”
*they
talk about securing the winch*
*screams
again…pause* “What’s a winch?”
On
the explorers attacking the Gill-man:
“Oh
no they shot him! That’s not very nice.”
On
the crew noting the Gill-man isn’t in any of the pictures:
“Hey
guys, he’s right outside”
*Gill-man
bursts in*
“Screams
again!*
On
the guy throwing his cigarette in the water:
“Hey,
that’s littering”
*Gill-man
surfaces*
“Screams
again!*
On
the Gill-man climbing on the boat:
*Screams
again!*
On
the crew being told to bring a net:
Me-
“Who’s Annette?”
Anabelle-
“Yeah, her name is Kay…Wait a minute.
That
was not very funny.”
On
the Gill-man approaching Kay:
“Oh
no!” *screams again!*
On
all the screaming at the end of the movie:
“This
is very climactic!”
On
the possible need to sacrifice Mark to move the tree the Gil-man has blocked
the lagoon with:
“I’m
down with sacrificing Mark.”
*Mark
punches David*
“Now
I’m 100% down with sacrificing him.”
On
the Gill-man carrying Kay off:
Anabelle-
“Oh no! He took her!”
Rosa-
“I told you.” *sings* “Kiss de girl”
On
the Gill-man killed by being shot a couple of times:
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