Since they change constantly, I'm sure most of you don't care, and its already far too long for one post, I replaced all the actual menu listings with the word "list" and only left in the "jokes" such as they are.
ta da!
Here’s the menu list,
which will probably change again before we go.
But since Grandma and
Anabelle have so much fun with it, I’ll make it up again anyway.
As always EVERY MENU,
with updates and pictures.
Is available on line here
Changes to the meal
plan from last time:
Counter
service does not include dessert, but there’s an extra snack for more
flexibility
So
you CAN get dessert with every counter service, and have the same amount of
snacks as before, but you don’t have to, and can then have more snacks.
The
plan still includes the resort refillable RF chip mug for everyone and includes for
each person per day:
ONE table service (Entree, Beverage Dessert- or Buffet or
Family style, or whatever other way they specify “eat till you explode”)
ONE
counter service (Entree, Beverage)
TWO
snacks (Marked with the little “Dp”purple square thingy)
For
over 21, the beverage can be alcoholic now where available.
I’d
pay attention to the roller coaster and similar spots on the grid when
considering this option.
Kids
(Under 9, which I think is only Morgan now, crap I'm old) must order from
children’s menu where available. Past experience has been that only applies to
table service, not counter service, and so many of them are buffets it comes up
less than you’d expect.
Then
again, when Anabelle was 5 she only ate sprinkles, icing and bacon, so I didn’t
really pay attention that time.
Changes to my crazy
need to do this from last time:
I
will list only the table service (and one booked counter service) meals first,
rather than trying to guess where the heck we’ll eat in between. Then I’ll list a bunch of likely counter
service by park for reference at the end.
I
trust you people to be Disney enough by now to know which characters are at
which meals, only food is listed.
I'm
not listing appetizers not on the meal plan for table service. You can be pleasantly surprised by something
on the menu. Given how late allears
usually is with updates, you’ll probably be surprised by everything on the menu
anyway.
Prices
don’t matter, but it's a pain to delete them all. You can just ignore them, or use them to
“Stick it to the Man” as Anabelle’s band teacher said.
Sometimes
the description repeats the title which are now on the same line because I’m
trying to avoid making this infinite pages. I'm telling you now so it should only a
little confusing when you see that.
Sunday August 18
Magic Kingdom
We’re getting up at Stupid
O’clock (again), and have nothing booked till dinner.
EAT BREAKFAST AND
LUNCH!!!! AT HOME, IN THE AIRPORT, IN
THE HOTEL, IN THE PARK, SOMEWHERE!!!!
Plaza Restaurant 4:35
pm
Why
mess with a good start?
aaaaahhhhhhh.
Entrees
list
Desserts
list
Ice
Cream
list
Specialty
Beverages (non-alcoholic)
one
For
Children Ages 3-9
list
Desserts
list
Monday August 19 EPCOT
Akershus Norway
(12:15 PM) Happy Birthday Grandma!!!
Appetizers/Starters
"Taste
of Norway" Appetizer Buffet
Buffet overrules
appetizer restriction. EAT UP!
list
Entrees
(pick one)
list
KIDS
Entrees
(pick one)
list
Beverages
List
regular and alcohol
Beer
Seasonal Draft Beer a Scandinavian beer to make your traditional
"Skal" memorable
Wine
Sparkling Wine, White Wines, Red Wines
Beer and wine is like
this most places, I’ll only put the special ones.
Tuesday August 20
Animal Kingdom
Tusker House Africa (11:55am)
Buffet-
Children may
include peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, corn dog nuggets and macaroni and
cheese.
They can eat the real
food, don't know why they split this, especially when we’re all hitting that
corn dog table!
Buffet
- Adult
list
Specialty
Cocktails-list
Beer-
list
Wine
of some colors.
Wednesday August 21
Magic Kingdom
Crystal Palace Main
Street (1:05 PM) [Yes, Anabelle, I know why we went here last time. Thank you.]
For
Children Ages 3-9
list
Or whatever the heck
they want…
Dinner
list
list
Specialty
Cocktails
Mimosa
Domaine Ste. Michelle with Orange Juice
Beer,
Wine.
Thursday August 22 MGM
LATE LUNCH- SNACK TO
AVOID CRANKYNESS!!!!
Sci Fi Dine In
Theater (I have no idea what the MGM sections are called, it’s tiny, we’ll find
it 1:35PM)
Entrees
list
Desserts
list
Beverages
They
have them
Specialty
Beverages (non-alcoholic)
list
Specialty
Craft Beers
list
And
some less special beer and wine
Friday August 23
Magic Kingdom
Be Our Guest New
Fantasyland (Counter service reserved) (11:50PM)
I really need to call
and see how we can all order online without messing up one room’s meal count.
I’ll do that.
[Later edit- You can't. foo.]
[Later edit- You can't. foo.]
Entrees
list
Kids,
food with more fun names!
list- including the soon to be famous, "Feast ala Beast"
Desserts
list
Beverages
Yes,there
are many, regular and alcoholic.
LATE DINNER, EAT
BUNCHES OR SNACK LATER!!!!!
Artists Point
Storybook Dining [Snow White- YAY! OK, I mentioned the character, tis a new one!] Wilderness Lodge (8:40PM)
Appetizers/Starters
for all
list
Entrees
(pick one)
list
Kids
(pick one)
list
Desserts
(for all)
list
Specialty
Beverages (non-alcoholic)
list
Specialty
Cocktails
list
Beer-
Yes, and wine too. How about that?
Saturday August 24
EPCOT
A LITTLE LATE LUNCH,
BUT FAR ENOUGH IN THE VACATION THAT SNACKS WILL BE NEEDED TO AVOID CRANKINESS
AND /OR PASSING OUT
Garden Grill Future
World um, east or west…not south anyway.
1:15PM
Entrees:
list
(I think there’s pork
too, this listing is always a little flaky)
[Later edit- there
wasn’t. I am also a little flaky.]
Desserts
Short
Cake , Topped with Berry Compote with Whipped Cream
(that
should be singular dessert, shouldn’t it?)
Beverages
Indeed,
there are beverages, 2 specialties
Non-
Disney Character Drink light lemonade served in a souvenir character cup with a
glowing clip-on light
Non-non
Citrus Freeze Florida Cane 'Orlando Orange' vodka, peach schnapps, and mango
puree
Sunday August 25
Magic Kingdom (FastPass: the Classics Day)
HOLY CRAP IS THIS
LUNCH LATE. EAT SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
Cinderella’s Castle-
right smack in the middle of everything, duh (2:30 PM)
Appetizers/Starters
(pick one, or share, I forget. Don't
worry, you’ll eat.)
[Later edit- it was
pick one, and I was right, we did eat]
list
Entrees
(pick one)
list
Desserts
(for all or pick one, or something)
[Later edit-It was pick one as well]
[Later edit-It was pick one as well]
list
Kids
Appetizers/Starters
list
Beverages
Quite
a few.
Updated
August 17, 2019
Almost
completely different list. Lucky me.
Monday August 26
Animal Kingdom
No table service
booked in park. Forage as needed. DINNER IS LATE, “AS NEEDED” IS A LOT!
1900 Park Faire Grand
Floridian Downstairs, they keep moving the entrance, follow the glitter trail
8:00 PM
Signature
offerings (ooh, how fancy!)
list
Kid's
Station (but eat anywhere!)
list
Dessert
Bar
list
Dinner
list
Hot
Line
list
Beverages-
none listed, but surely they have them. I’ve drank them there.
[Later edit- They did, including raspberry Pina Colada’s
and a heck of a mai tai- yay!]
[Later edit- They did, including raspberry Pina Colada’s
and a heck of a mai tai- yay!]
Tuesday August 27 MGM
No booked table
service. Everyone will be very worn out.
MUNCH FREQUENTLY, BURN UP THEM SNACKS!!!!
Wednesday August 28
Grand Floridian
1900 Park Faire. Jeeze, you’d think I’d know what the heck
this breakfast is called by now.
(9:15am)
Children-friendly
Favorites (you know the buffet drill by
now…)
list
Signature
Offerings (oooh da lally!)
list
Rest
of breakfast offerings
list
Same
place, same beverage joke!
COUNTER SERVICE
FAVORITES BY PARK
Magic Kingdom
Cosmic Rays in
Tomorrowland, Yay Sonny Eclipse!
[Later Edit- he was broken. I am still sad.]
[Later Edit- he was broken. I am still sad.]
Soup/Salad
Greek
Salad with Chicken feta, tomato relish, banana peppers, and kalamata olives
tossed in a Greek feta vinaigrette dressing $11.99 (or without chicken)
There is no soup. Ray
lied to you.
lists
Beverages
You
betcha! No alcohol though
Pinocchio Village
Haus Fantasyland
Anabelle said it was
good on her scouting trip
lists
Beverages
Here
too , still no booze, may be Magic Kingdom counter service thing.
Pecos Bill's-
Frontierland Staved off Crazy Hungry on
Many a Trip
lists
Beverages
Family
friendly liquids!
Tortuga Tavern,
Adventureland. I don’t care if we’re
never going to eat here, I’m just excited its open the first time in my life
while I’m here.
lists
Desserts
Rum
Cake $3.99
ARRRRRRR!!!
Beverages
Oh
yes they do.
EPCOT
Future World
Sunshine Seasons downstairs
in the Land under the balloons, A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT of choices.
They have everything,
meat, fish, snacks, fresh baked goods, alcohol. It’s insane and will make this
file way too big. But if we need to eat
and aren’t munching to sustain an EPCOT Death March, we’ll be here.
WORLD SHOWCASE
COUNTER SERVICE SUCCESSES.
They all have
beverages, of the normal and inebriating kind!
MEXICO
La Cantina de San
Angel – many successful scarfings!
lists
Germany Sommerfest- saved me from hunger based insanity once.
lists
Pretzels in a
separate cart, easier with new meal plan.
[Later Edit- They were so big they didn't count as snack credits. Dang!]
[Later Edit- They were so big they didn't count as snack credits. Dang!]
Beverages
Much
Deutch Beir, ja ja!
China- Lotus Blossom
Cafe- Ya know it, ya love it!
lists
Beverages
Quite
a mix including “Foo Beer Cocktail” I
have no idea what the heck that is but it sounds fun!
[Later Edit- I still have no idea what it is, the Foo Beer dispenser was broken. Foo indeed.]
Japan Katsura Grill-
Another Anabelle scout success!
lists
Beverages
Wouldn’t
be EPCOT without em!
France, Fancy
Schmancy food and desserts with pretentious names for the Food Network and
Miraculous Fans
Boulangerie
Patisserie les Halles
lists
Desserts
(oh yeah!)
lists
Beverages
Oh
sweet Jesus you have no idea!
MGM
There’s a zillion
places to eat.
Over on Sunset is a
fleet of Kiosks that have just about everything, pizza, Mexican, standard
American grill and a couple others.
For a nice sit down
there’s the Commissary (on Commissary Lane no less) That’s where the Ribs are,
honey.
I'm sure you’ll find
something.
Sorry, its late and
there’s a crapload of places in MGM with
small, specific menus.
I just deleted the last whole menu three times,
and they keep changing special fancy character dessert items on me anyway.
You’re on your own. I’ll be there to help.
Animal Kingdom
Africa has African
food, Asia has Asian food, Pandora has weird Asian crap pretending to be alien
food. Dinoland has burgers hot dogs and chicken sandwiches. Pizzafari has
(anyone…anyone???) PIZZA!!
Same issues with
changing fancy desserts as MGM. Will all the Lion King pastries still be there
when we go?
I have no freakin
idea.
Here’s the only really
important one for pre-visit mouthwatering anticipation:
Flame Tree Barbecue
on Discovery Island
Lists
Including:
Ultimate
Barbecue Platter house-smoked brisket, pulled pork, chicken and ribs served
with coleslaw and beans $22.99 (Its
everything! Woo!)
[Later Edit- It was discontinued the day before we left…alas.]
[Later Edit- It was discontinued the day before we left…alas.]
Side
Dishes
List
including:
French
Fries with Pulled Pork and Cheese $6.99
(This is a side? I may retire
here)
Beverages:
Not quite as many as EPCOT but still dang impressive.
OUR HOTEL
All Star Sports End
Zone Food Court
[*old Jewish man
voice*]
They have sooooo much
food!
With the choices, and
the freshly made, and the prepackaged, and the daily specials that change all
the time.
Go…
Eat…
Enjoy…
You’ll be fine.
Oy, do I need sleep.
2 comments:
I like the Jewish old man voice part the best.
Thanx for reading and sharing. That's about the proper energy level when I reached the end of this exercise.
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