Friday July 10
We Leave Without Seeing Any Horseshoe Crabs
On our last day of our
first, real (if short) vacation in ages,
We leapt out of bed
early to savor the ocean side fun.
We slept late and got up
marginally less slowly than usual.
Rosa went alone for some final
peaceful beach time.
Instead of being interrupted by whining family members, she was interrupted by more beach flies and people driving four wheelers around. The miniscule amount of lifeguards restricted water entry to a few tiny spaces.
Anabelle’s newly
discovered gambling addiction was rising.
All the fliers, room information and websites said the Family Fun Arcade opened at
ten AM.
It opened at eleven.
Surprise.
Instead of being interrupted by whining family members, she was interrupted by more beach flies and people driving four wheelers around. The miniscule amount of lifeguards restricted water entry to a few tiny spaces.
Surprise.
We wandered around the outer area, with Anabelle practicing various balancing feats on the rug patterns.
Well, poop.
We met up with Rosa back
in the room. I noticed something on this non-room service stay. There were two rolls of toilet paper set up
in the bathroom. They were set up one each
with the roll facing forwards and backwards. This allowed everyone to be happy,
even monsters who think the roll should be hung backwards.
We decided on our
traditional last day lunch at the Rainforest Café, forgetting:
A) It was Saturday
B) There was a plague
The Rainforest had an hour
wait.
Fortunately, here in the
future, we didn’t have to wait in the restaurant lobby. They took Rosa’s cell number and we returned to the pier mall. It was even more closed
than we thought, the stroll we took upstairs revealing only a single going out
of business jewelry store.
See what happens when the toy, book and record stores are all replaced by snooty clothing and jewelry franchises?
Back down in B-Iconic, the
clerk recognized Anabelle and brought her out a gallon Ziploc bag filled with
oversized gaudy rings. He explained it was the last shipment from China for a
while.
Anabelle dug through the
giant’s lunch bag of shininess, and chose what she said she imagined the
angel’s true form in the Wrinkle in Time series
looked like, and a rhinestone gorilla for her thumb named Herman.
A) It was Saturday
B) There was a plague
See what happens when the toy, book and record stores are all replaced by snooty clothing and jewelry franchises?
(The gorilla’s name was Herman, not her
thumb. I don’t know what she named her thumb.)
Rosa picked up a purse,
and a rose headband. We were paying just as the text for our table came
in. Rosa had gluten free pasta (I refuse to call that "macaroni.") for lunch
and Anabelle and I had…
Whatever we usually have there. The food is the same in all those kind of places anyway.
It is basically Applebee’s with carribean spices and Animatronic Animals.
Before we left, back at the Trop, I picked
up the traditional box of taffy for work. Rosa learned both the taffy and the
macaroons (not the Ladybug ones, the
other ones) were gluten free as well, finally getting her own snack bag for a
drive.
I ate my pretzels,
jellybeans and nuts, and downed several Mountain Dews to keep us from careening into the parkway median.
Anabelle was plugged into a Villanova information session for most of the
trip.
The journey was made more
festive by occasional rainstorms out of a completely empty blue sky.
A couple weeks before the vacation, we had gone to the church on Sunday afternoon that we knew had late Saturday masses, and saw a sign stating mass was held outside in the cemetery. Since
we didn’t know where that was, it was back to virtual holiness that week.
It turned out that was a
regular thing, both Sunday afternoons and late Saturday nights. Somewhat creepy, but
kudos to them for using the only available outdoor space they owned to promote
safe distancing.
Since we knew we’d be in
no shape to get up the next morning, and a young couple were talking in a
manner indicating they knew where the cemetery was, we followed them.
They did not know where it was.
Whatever we usually have there. The food is the same in all those kind of places anyway.
It is basically Applebee’s with carribean spices and Animatronic Animals.
They knew the name of it.
Shortly before we all gave up we realized we knew where it was.
It was a heck of a hike!
(It’s across from a park we walk in sometimes, and one day, disturbingly, had “Happy” by Pharrell Williams blasting out of the gates for no reason we ever ascertained.)
2 comments:
Pandemic-Mass in a cemetery that once played "Happy".
Yeah. We live in interesting times.
I feel I had some Rainforest synchronocity today. Earlier...Jack had sent us a photo of him and his friends at Rainforest Cafe.
"interesting" yeah, that's a word for it.
Ah, Landry's Restaurant Synchronicity events. I believe Jung wrote on that...or maybe it was Dave Thomas.
Thanx for reading.
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