Monday, July 11, 2022

Wrestling Moments: WrestleMania VII, March 24 1991- Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena 1

As Hulk Hogan predicted (and pretty much helped along) The Ultimate Warrior could not sustain the popularity Hogan had as the WWF Champion.

Hogan again took the title at WrestleMania VII, the same night the Warrior won what may have been his greatest match ever...

Under conditions that made absolutely NO ONE care about his triumph, and made the entire wrestling world focus on what happened after he left the ring.


Randy "Macho Man" Savage had gone back into full heel mode after the break up of the Mega Powers. However, "The First Lady of Wrestling" Miss Elizabeth was far too beloved by fans to return to that state with him.

Instead the Macho Man employed Sensational Sherri as his manager. 

Aside- Sherri Martel was a wonder to behold in and out of the ring. As manager, wrestler, whatever. Her presence was always in your face above and beyond the hefty amount associated with her profession. She could take bumps that sent her flying, and her off mike screams and rants were easily heard above the tens of thousands of fans in the arenas. She showed she had quite a range as well, when she portrayed the almost unrecognizable bobby soxer "Peggy Sue" with the Honky Tonk Man.

To raise the stakes of his normally overwhelming persona, Savage won the King of the Ring tournament, making him "The Macho King with Sensational Queen Sherri."  Nothing increases arrogance more than sticking a crown on someone's head.

Built on Savage's obsession with controlling all the details, including his dedication to planning and practice, the twenty minute battle seen that night was heavily prepared for. (With help again from Road Agent extraordinaire Pat Patterson.) It was considered by many to be the Ultimate Warrior's best work. The Macho Man knew how to carry a spectacle, and put over an opponent.

It wasn't a regular match but a "retirement match" meaning the loser would leave wrestling "forever."
Or at least leave in ring performances.
Or at least leave them until they could come up with an in story reason for them to return.
But never mind that now.

The Warrior won, and celebrated.

Due to some of the greatest crowd manipulation in the history of crowds, not a single hoot was given.

During that WrestleMania evening, Miss Elizabeth was noticed in the crowd. 
While not in one of her stunning evening gowns, she was in a particularly spangly pants suit.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!

Sherri was clearly not a good loser and began berating and kicking Savage when he was down.  

Though having shown no previous signs of in ring violence, Miss Elizabeth ran out of the stands to defend Savage by bodily hurling Sherri out of the ring by her hair.

Then the Macho Man stood up and saw her.

They embraced.

He lifted her up on his shoulder in triumph.

Then she went to hold the ropes open for him like she always did... 

Now...

This is a man who tossed her aside on his heel turn.
When she was his manager, he often hid behind her to protect himself from attackers multiple times her size.
He always insisted she hold the ropes for him, and cruelly berated her if she was marginally slow to the task.

Yet, due to the performing abilities of these two, when the Macho Man dramatically shook his head "no" and FINALLY, gallantly held the ropes open for the beautiful Miss Elizabeth... 
it took the entire audience on a romantic journey.

An arena full of hardened wrestling fans were invested in the emotional moment.
Grown men were openly weeping. 
It was a thing of beauty, which eventually led to a proposal...
Which Elizabeth accepted with her man's trademark "OOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAHHH!"

Summer Slam (August 26, 1991) contained their wedding, where she wore a lovely (for the time period) gown, and he wore one of his ridiculous outfits (in white) for "The Match Made in Heaven." It was countered by "The Match Made in Hell:" The Iraqi "sympathizers" against Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior.

Yes, Warrior made some unacceptable demands, threatening not to show up, and therefore was fired the next day.
Yes, Macho Man stayed on with the company as a commentator after the "retirement match" and wedding.

He was eventually reinstated in the ring for "reasons." 
(No doubt connected to taking over a feud originally intended for the Warrior.)


Horribly sad behind the scenes spoilers follow:





Elizabeth Hulette and Randall Poffo had been married since before she first appeared as his manager when he joined the WWF. That role was to allow her to travel with him. Unfortunately, he wasn't only larger than life in the ring, so was his jealousy. There are stories of him keeping her locked in their room so she would be away from the other wrestlers. (There are other stories that this was completely warranted. Like all wrestling stories, there are a huge number of sides.)

By the time of their "in story" wedding, they were already separated for a while and the divorce finalized the next month.

She ended up aligning with bad influences and died of a drug overdose in 2003 at only 42.
Sherri Martel similarly overdosed at 49.
Both involved mixes of painkillers.

Savage's heart attack from an undiagnosed blockage came too early at 58. 
He was also on painkillers. 

Wrestling was an insanely hard life of overwhelming travel and physical punishment, with no health insurance. So many were lost due to the need of painkillers of any variety (prescription or illicit) to continue working to get paid. 
That, plus the extreme physical toll is why many have left us far too soon.

As proof that the bookers and wrestling management would use anything for a storyline, Macho Man's jealousy was where the "Beauty and the Beast" storyline with George The Animal Steele falling for, and being calmed by, Miss Elizabeth came from. This has nothing to do with anything else, but the previous ending was far too depressing.  Also, I couldn't think of any other place to talk about Jim Myers, a teacher and  award winning high school football and wrestling coach, who spent his summers as the green tongued (discovered by accident after eating too many Clorets before cutting a promo), turnbuckle eating, wild man in the wrestling ring. George "The Animal" Steele was one of my favorites and every appearance of his promised a series of memorably goofy moments


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