On Scotty using the
Ritter Scale for cosmic ray concentration
“Is the Ritter scale a
real thing?” *googles* “Nope.”
On the psychedelic
teleport effect:
“Soul train!”
On Spock replying to
Bones saying Gem looks “Harmless Enough” with, “The sand-bats of Manark Four
appear to be inanimate rock crystals, Doctor, until they attack:”
Anabelle- “That is not a
rock.”
On Gem’s outfit:
“I want her socks.”
On Gem’s home planet:
“ASL should have evolved
there.”
On Gem’s name:
Doctor McCoy- “Well, I
don't know about you, but I'm going to call her Gem.”
Anabelle- “Why?”
Doctor McCoy- “Well,
that's better than 'Hey, you.’”
Anabelle - *long blank
stare*
On the Vians:
“They look like the butt
head people.”
On Kirk giving
exposition to the Vians:
Captain Kirk- “Since you
already know who we are, you must also know that we come in peace. Our prime
directive specifically prohibits us from any interference.”
Anabelle- “Why bring it
up then?”
On Gem’s emoting:
“She's very dramatic.”
On the first wound Gem
heals:
“It’s a cut? I thought it was a leech.”
On McCoy’s explanation
of Gem’s healing powers:
Doctor McCoy- “The wound
is completely healed. It fits, Jim. She must be an empath.”
Anabelle- “That's not
what an empath does.
It’s a good thing he's a
doctor not a language arts teacher.”
On the discovery of the
fancy lab:
“Doctor McCoy- “Look at
this stuff…”
Anabelle- *Singing*
"Isn't it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?”
On the position of the scientists
in their jars:
Anabelle- “Tango!”
Rosa- “Flamenco!”
On finding tubes with
the Enterprise command crew’s name on them:
“Aaaaaah! It’s part of the great butthead conspiracy!”
On the crew seeing
Scotty and a search party:
“No it's not. It's too
early in the episode.”
On Kirk being captured
in the beam in slow motion:
Rosa- *very fake and
extended* “aaaaaah.”
Anabelle *singing* “I
can go the distance!”
On shirtless Kirk’s
complexion:
“That’s a lot of fake
tan. He’s brown.”
On the threat of the
torture causing permanent insanity:
“Oh pick Spock, he’ll be
fine. He survived that a couple episodes ago, just tell him he’s in a TV show.
Couldn’t Gem take the
insanity out of him anyway?”
On Spock stating, “I
will go”
Anabelle- “Yeah”
Captain Kirk- “The
decision is mine.”
Rosa and Anabelle-
“MWAH- HA HA!”
On McCoy injecting
Spock:
Rosa- *evil snicker*
On McCoy’s extended
goodbye and long look at Gem before going to be tortured:
Anabelle- “Just go.”
Me- “You have no sense
of the dramatic.”
Anabelle- “Not in this
episode, it’s boring as heck.”
Rosa- *sniffling* “No it
isn’t.”
On Kirk going on the
attack:
Captain Kirk- “The best defense
is a strong offense,”
Anabelle- “O –fence?”
Captain Kirk- “… and I
intend to start offending right now.”
Anabelle- “You look ugly
in those shoes honey.”
On Kirk and Spock
captured in the abrupt rainbow forcefield, preventing them from helping McCoy
or Gem:
Anabelle- *Startled
scream*
Me- “Not so boring now,
huh?”
Anabelle- “Shut up.”
Rosa- “I think they're
testing her.”
Anabelle- “Yeah, they’re
definitely the Talosians!”
On Spock reminding the
Vians that the planet is doomed:
Rosa- *dramatically
booming* “Doomed I say!!!”
On Gem finally healing
McCoy:
“Oh, she's gonna die.”
*the wounds fade*
“Oh, I don’t think so.”
On Kirk accusing the
Vians of being nothing but intellect:
Rosa - *Great
Guildersleeve voice* “We aaaaare?”
On the final exchange:
Doctor McCoy- “Well,
personally, I find it fascinating
that with all their scientific knowledge and advances, that it was good
old-fashioned human emotion that they valued the most.”
Mister Scott- “Perhaps
the Vulcans should hear about this.”
Captain Kirk- “Mister
Spock, can you be prevailed upon to bring them the news?”
Mr. Spock- “Possibly,
Captain. I shall certainly give the thought all the consideration it is due.”
Anabelle- “He feels no
emotions my butt.”
Me- “He feels them, but
suppresses them.”
Anabelle- “No no. No
suppression there. That was pure sass.”
On the historical
reference in the title:
“Does this have to do
with the wooden horse?”
On the Women of Elas:
Doctor McCoy- “Now the
women, they're supposed to be something very special. They're supposed to have
a kind of subtle, mystical power that drives men wild.”
Anabelle- “Kirk’s like,
‘here we go.’”
On Ambassador Petrie’s
skin tone:
Rosa- “What’s with the wasabi
guy?”
On the appearance of
Elaan:
Rosa and Anabelle- “Its
Cleopatra.”
Anabelle- “I bet he’s
gonna kiss her at least once before the episode ends.”
On Elaan demanding Kirk
ask for permission to leave:
“It’s his ship. Set her
straight, slap her in the face, shake your butt at her when you leave.”
On Kirk standing up to
her:
Elaan –“I did not give
you permission to leave!”
Captain Kirk- “I didn't
ask for any.”
Anabelle- “OH SNAP! That's
better than shaking his butt.”
On Elaan stating, “We
are interested in how the ship is used in combat:”
“I'm interested in what
holds your outfit up.”
On identification of
enemy craft:
Anabelle-
“Klingons? How did they recognize them
from the spot on the screen?”
*The enhanced effect
screen is shown*
Me- “That is a D7 k'tinga
class battle cruiser.”
Anabelle- “Daddy had
problems but we love him anyway.”
On finding out the tears
of a woman of Elas will enslave a man’s heart forever:
“Uh oh. Is that going to
happen to someone? Spock? That would suck.”
On the Captain taking
control of her training:
Captain Kirk- “Like it
or not, you're going to learn what you've been ordered to learn.”
Anabelle- “He should
have gone in from the beginning…ooh, I want her headband”
*She slaps him, and the
Captain returns the favor*
Anabelle-”Yeah. I’ve
been trying to tell you to do that for *hits display button* 20 minutes and 24
seconds."
*Kirk ignores the knife thrown
at him*
Captain Kirk-
“Tomorrow's lesson will be on courtesy.”
*Walks out in
exaggerated fashion*
Anabelle- “He shook his
butt! I predicted everything!”
On the Enterprise
security team skills when dealing with Elaan’s guards:
“Everyone who says, ‘Hey
what are you doing?’ gets dead. They need more training.”
On seeing through a door
in the back of Uhura’s quarters:
“Bathroom!!!”
On Elaan lamenting her
lack of social skills:
Elaan- “I don't know how
to make people like me.”
Rosa- “Really? Ya think?”
Anabelle- “She’s luring
him.”
*Elaan sheds a tear on
Kirk*
Rosa and Anabelle- “Aah! Boo!”
*Kirk and Elaan kiss*
Anabelle- “Told you.”
Rosa- “Got you!”
Anabelle- “She's pretty.
I wish she was nice.”
On Spock interrupting
Uhura:
Lt. Uhura- “Bridge to
Captain Kirk. Mister Spock, I'm getting…”
Mr. Spock- “I have it on
my sensor, Lieutenant.”
Anabelle- “Geeze, Snotty
much?”
On Kirk’s loss of
command ability:
“How do you reverse the
tears of awfulness?”
*the Klingon ship makes
an attack run*
“Yup…yup. Figures. They’re in troubleeeeee.”
On the ships warp drive:
Anabelle- “Why do they
have anti matter?”
Me- “To create power by
a controlled annihilation with matter.”
Anabelle- “How do they keep
it from blowing up?”
Me- “They have shields,
they make a force field.”
Anabelle- “But how do
they start with the anti-matter in the first place.”
Me- “They create it in a
shield.”
Anabelle- “Uh huh.”
On Elaan cuddling up to
Kirk:
“She rubs his arm a lot.
Is his shirt soft?”
On Kirk facing the
Klingons:
“Is he gonna bluff?”
“Yes, yes he is.”
On Elaan coming onto the
bridge in her wedding outfit:
Anabelle- “That would be
a pretty dress if it had sides.”
*energy readings are
detected on the ship*
Rosa- “It’s the necklace.”
Anabelle- “Are Troyans
tiny and hiding in the necklace?”
On the Klingon demand
that, “Surrender must be unconditional and immediate:”
“He's rude.”
On the Planet Troyius:
“Hey! It’s not earth! It’s
brown!”
On Kirk’s recovery:
Mr. Spock- “The antidote
to a woman of Elas, Doctor, is a starship. The Enterprise infected the Captain
long before the Dohlman did.”
Anabelle- “That's true
actually.”
Doctor McCoy- “Well, I
doubt seriously if there's any kind of an antidote for the Enterprise.”
Mr. Spock- “In this
particular instance, Doctor, I agree with you.”
Anabelle- “Whoah! That
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