On the Enterprise with
the crew missing:
“They’re all gone. Dun duuun!
Aah!
They should know where
he went. Didn’t they see this episode before?
They watch Star Trek all the time.”
They watch Star Trek all the time.”
On Kirk noting, “I am
alone:”
Anabelle- “And still talking to
yourself. Why don’t you use that
communicator to try to find someone instead?”
On Spock asking to beam
down and look for the Captain:
Ambassador Hodin- “Permission
denied!”
Anabelle- “Oh snap!”
On Sulu saying scanning
the whole planet would take years:
“Oh hey! Found him. End
of the episode! Yeah!”
On Odona flouncing
around the corridor:
“Who the heck is that?
Oh boy. Random hippie lady on the Enterprise.”
On the Federation Bureau
of Planetary treaties and Starfleet passing the buck back and forth:
Anabelle- “What the heck?”
Rosa- “Bureaucracy.”
On Spock navigating
Hodin’s ridiculous line of reasoning to stop him from beaming down:
“He's great.”
On Odonna’s excitement
about being alone:
Anabelle- “I bet she did
it!”
*They look at the view
port*
Anabelle-“Have they ever
used that before?
*faces appear in the
view screen*
Anabelle- “AAAH! They’re
not gonna see it, are they?”
Rosa- “She wants to kill
him so she can be alone.”
Anabelle- “Probably,
she’s evil.”
Rosa- *Garbo voice* “I
vant to be alone.”
On Kirk suddenly enraged
that someone wants him to be content in capture:
Anabelle- “What the
heck?”
Captain Kirk- “Did you
kill them so you could have the ship to yourself?”
Anabelle- “Where would
she hide all the bodies?
Maybe those green people
put them there to watch like a soap opera?
This is a weird episode.
I still like it though.”
On Kirk figuring out the
plan was he’d fall in love with Odona and become a willing sacrifice:
“Yup. That's about it.”
On Spock beaming down to
an empty bridge:
Spock- “An exact
duplicate of the Enterprise. But completely inoperative.”
Anabelle- “See, Captain.
He figured it out all on his own.”
Spock- *opens communicator*
“Spock to Enterprise. Spock to Enterprise.”
Anabelle- “See! That's what I said too. Use
the communicator.”
On the whole, “infect
our overcrowded planet with a kidnapped STD bearer” plan:
“The Gideonese people are
mixed up.”
On Odonna’s apology:
Odona- “How can you bear
to look at me after the way I deceived you?”
Anabelle- “’Cause you’re
pretty. Seriously, have you met him?”
Captain Kirk- “At least
you owe me the privilege of letting me look at you.”
Anabelle- “See? Same
thing but he said it nicer.”
On calling the
investigative team a survey party:
“Whoop whoop!”
On Lieutenant D’Amato:
“Yay I remember him. It’s
the same actor too!”
On bringing the pilot
down to the planet:
“Why would they bring Sulu? Oh yeah he’s a botanist.”
On the standard
Styrofoam looking set:
“Hey, we beamed to that
place again!”
On being marooned on the
planet:
“Sulu’s like, ‘Oh man
this hasn't happened since season one!’”
On Kirk’s testiness:
Mr. Sulu- “Once in Siberia
there was a meteor so great that it flattened whole forests and was felt as far
away as…”
Captain Kirk- “Mister
Sulu, if I'd wanted a Russian history lesson, I'd have brought along Mister
Chekov.”
Anabelle- Oh Snap! Rude!
I'm upset at him now. Gonna get me some water and cool off.”
On the Enterprise
position change:
Anabelle- "They got
knocked out of orbit."
Lt. Rahda- “It doesn't
make any sense. But somehow I'd say that in a flash we've been knocked one
thousand light years away from where we were.”
Mr. Spock- “Nine hundred
and ninety point seven light years to be exact, Lieutenant.”
Anabelle- “I was right. Knocked
out of orbit. WAAAAAY out of orbit.”
On Rahda already having
Spock’s course plotted:
Anabelle- “She's good. I
like her, does she come back?”
Me- “Nope”
Anabelle- “Poop.”
On the landing party
organization:
“Why didn’t they bring
any red shirts? The rest would last longer.”
On Losira:
Anabelle- “She's pretty. Hey don't kill D’Amato.”
*she does*
Anabelle- “I told you
they should have brought red shirts. Butterfly nuggets.”
Rosa- “They almost never
kill the other colors.”
Anabelle- “Hey, did they
forget she killed the transporter guy on the ship. What, no one cares about
that creep?”
On Spock and Radha’s
continuing dialog:
Lt. Rahda- “We're
holding warp eight point four, sir. If we can maintain it, our estimated time
of arrival is eleven and one half solar hours.”
Mr. Spock- “Eleven point
three three seven hours, Lieutenant. I wish you would be more precise.”
Anabelle- “Maybe that's
why she never came back?"
On Spock giving Scotty a
hard time about the “feel” of the Enterprise:
“What is up with
everybody today?
It’s like they went to a
grudge planet.”
On Scotty asking an
assistant to check the matter/antimatter chamber:
Engineer Watkins- “But,
Mister Scott, the board shows correct.”
Mr. Scott- “I didn't ask
you to check the board, lad.”
Anabelle- “See, everyone's
so sassy.”
On Losira’s folding
teleport:
“What the heck. What
what what what”
On Spock’s interaction with
M’Benga:
Doctor M'Benga- “…as to
the cause, well your guess is as good as mine."
Mr. Spock- “My guess,
Doctor, would be valueless. I suggest we refrain from guessing and find some
facts.”
Anabelle- “Jesus! What
is up with everybody?”
On Sulu standing guard
while the rest sleep:
“He’s the only productive
crew guy. He should get employee of the month.”
On Kirk’s first
encounter with Losira after she’s injured Sulu:
Captain Kirk- “Hold it, who
are you?”
Anabelle- I bet if it was
a guy you'd have shot him.”
*she touches Kirk*
Anabelle- “Aaaaaah!”
Rosa- “He doesn't die because
she’s not for him.”
Anabelle- “I know. I just
like to scream... Aaaaaah!”
On Spock’s continued
attitude:
Lt. Uhura- “Yes, sir.
Mister Spock what are the chances of the Captain and the others being alive?”
Mr. Spock- “Lieutenant,
we are not engaged in gambling. We are proceeding in the only logical way to
return to the place they were last seen, and factually ascertain whether or not
they still live.”
Rosa- *Huffs* “He’s a
butt.”
Lt. Uhura- *Rolls eyes,
uses ‘yeah yeah yeah’ tone* “Yes, Mister Spock.”
Anabelle- “Yeah sass him
right back.”
*later*
Mr. Scott- “It's
completely useless. The engines are running wild. There's no way to get at
them. We should reach maximum overload in about fifteen minutes.”
Mr. Spock- “I would
calculate fourteen point eight seven minutes, Mister Scott.”
Rosa- “Oh geeze!”
Anabelle- “Enough
already.”
On Scotty’s assessment
of the danger:
Mr. Scott- “This thing
is going to blow up.
And there's nothing in
the universe can stop it.”
Anabelle- “Yes, The
magic of friendship!”
On McCoy wondering why
Losira didn’t kill Kirk:
Anabelle- “Because she
was, ‘For Sulu.’ Duh.”
On the Phaser on
overload:
“What’s the big deal? It
didn’t blow up anything. It’s like a smoke bomb.”
On Scotty in the Service
Crawlway:
Anabelle- “That's just
the Jeffries Tube with lights in the camera.”
Me- “That’s my girl!”
Anabelle- “How’s he
going to fix it with a sonic screwdriver and a rubber stamp?”
On the Enterprise
accelerating:
“They’re at Warp eleven
point two!?
I'm sorry I was too busy
making fun of Spock.
What the heck?”
On the service chamber
energy going all over Scotty:
Rosa- “I feel a
disturbance in the force.”
On Kirk calling back to
earlier when the energy was repeatedly described the same way:
Captain Kirk- “Yes, Like
a door opening…”
Anabelle- “And closing.
Yes, we get it.”
*shortly*
Captain Kirk- “And
there's this power surge, right off the scale. Like a door closing.”
Anabelle- “Mmmmmm
hmmmmmm.”
On the impending danger
of the Enterprise:
Lt. Rahda- “Warp
thirteen point two, sir.”
Anabelle- “Holy Jesus!”
*Spock constantly checks
hand held instrument*
Anabelle- “What is that
thing Spock is fiddling with?”
Mr. Spock- “Reverse
polarity on your magnetic probe.”
Mr. Scott- “Reverse
polarity?”
Mr. Spock- “That is
correct, Mister Scott.”
Mr. Scott- “That'll take
some doing. *sags visibly* what purpose could it…”
Anabelle- “Oh my God.
Scotty’s just sleeping now.”
On the cube projecting
Losira:
“It's the Tesseract,
does she work for Loki?”
On leaving the planet:
Captain Kirk- “Kirk to
Enterprise. Five to beam up.”
“Five? Oh yeah that guy
Spock brought. Where is he?”
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