On Scotty using, “You're
the sanest, the smartest, the nicest woman that has ever come aboard this
ship,” to describe Lieutenant Mira Romaine:
Anabelle- “I’m betting
she won't be sane for long.”
Rosa- “Awwwww, is that
his girlfriend?”
On Kirk’s assessment,
“When a man of Scotty's years falls in love, the loneliness of his life is
suddenly revealed to him:”
Anabelle- “That's rude.”
On the scanning results:
Mr. Sulu- “Captain, I'm
picking up a high intensity reading.”
Captain Kirk- “Is that
Memory Alpha?”
Mr. Sulu- “No, sir.”
Rosa- “No it's Memory Beta.”
Me- “That’s the name of
the online database of non-cannon Star Trek information.”
Rosa- “I’m done.”
On Kirk’s assertion
that no natural phenomenon can move faster than the speed of light:
Anabelle- “This one can. Ooh. Another space cloud. Haven't seen that
in a while.”
Rosa – “Their reactions
are all, “Oh how pretty,” then *WHAP!*”
On Mira’s weird gurgling
noises:
“Now she throws up the
lights of Zetar?”
On Mira complaining
about being kept in sick bay:
Anabelle - “God, she's
annoying.”
Mr. Scott- “…And this is
just getting used to what you might call your space legs.”
Anabelle- “Space
Legs? Seriously, who calls it that?”
Rosa- “Wow, those are
some fake eyelashes.”
On the revelation that
Memory Alpha, the storehouse of all Federation knowledge has no shields:
Anabelle- “What the
heck? Who wrote this?”
Me- "Shari Lewis"
Anabelle- “Blank Stare*
Me- “Lamb Chop…the
puppet show with ‘The Song that Doesn’t End.’”
Anabelle- “That
figures.”
(Note- she has since seen her on The Nanny)
(Note- she has since seen her on The Nanny)
On the dead Starfleet
officers at Memory Alpha:
Anabelle- “Oh, look it's
one of those things.”
Rosa- “People.”
Me- “Andorians.”
Anabelle- “Whatever.”
On Scotty’s goofy grin when
he rescued Mira from the Transporter problem:
Rosa- “PFFT!”
When Mira manifests the
lights again, and asks Scotty to hold her:
“Heh…Oh my gosh it’s the
exact same shot.”
On phasering a
cloud…again:
Mr. Sulu- “Locked in,
sir.”
Captain Kirk- “Fire.”
*Ptchoo!* “Reaction, Mister Sulu?”
Anabelle- “Equal to and
opposite of the action, sir.
Mr. Sulu- “None, sir.
They're still approaching us.”
Anabelle- “Oh well, fire
again, this is annoying.
*pause*
I’d be an awful ship captain.”
*pause*
I’d be an awful ship captain.”
On reviewing the tapes
of Mira and the alien’s scans:
“Doctor McCoy- “Nurse
Chapel followed this every step of the way. There can be no error.”
Captain Kirk- “Check it,
Spock.”
Anabelle- *Starts Beat
Boxing*
On the pace and content:
*Mimics snoring* “Do
people like this one? Cause there’s nothing going on.”
On Kirk asking Zetar,
“What are you?”
Anabelle- “The space cloud,
remember?
On bringing the pressure
in the chamber up to two atmospheres to get the Zetars out of Mira:
“Wouldn't that squish her?”
On the final line:
Captain Kirk- “Well,
this is an Enterprise first. Doctor McCoy, Mister Spock and Engineer Scott find
themselves in complete agreement. Can I stand the strain?”
Anabelle- *Applause* “I
love him.”
On the landscape of
Flint’s planet:
“Ooh. Look at that
pretty painting.”
On Rayna following them
on the viewscreen:
“Ooh, she’s pretty…and look
she's watching Star Trek too.”
On Flint’s lab:
“He’s designing Easter
egg dyes.”
*Singing* “Here comes Peter Cottontail…”
*Singing* “Here comes Peter Cottontail…”
On Spock playing a waltz
after we just saw Evil Dead 2:
“There better not be any
stop motion.”
On Kirk’s dismissal of
concern about the waltz:
Mr. Spock- “Something
else which is rather extraordinary. This waltz I just played is by Johannes
Brahms.”
Captain Kirk- “Later,
Spock.”
Anabelle- “Captain, its
Spock. This is important!”
On Rayna coming to the
door she’s not allowed into when she “would search herself:”
Anabelle-“Hey look, found the
keys! Let’s go!”
On Rayna’s puzzled
expression when Kirk kisses her:
*Bursts out laughing*
On Spock shooting the M4:
“Yeah!”
*Later*
“Um…its back.”
On delayed realizations
of Rayna’s fashion sense:
“I've been watching the
whole episode but it’s just hitting me that that's a really funny outfit.”
On learning Flint loves Rayna:
“Ewww! That's mixed up. He
raised her.”
On Kirk telling Rayna,
“You love me, not Flint:”
Anabelle- “Is he trying to figure
something out, or just smooching?”
On finding the “Rayna
16” sign in the forbidden room:
“What is that supposed
to mean.”
*the others are
revealed*
“What? She's an android
or clone thing?
Well, that's not mixed
up at all.
Why do they all look
different?”
*pause*
“This is probably why she's
not allowed to go in there.”
On Flint’s revelation:
Flint- “I am Brahms.”
Anabelle- “WHAT?”
Mr. Spock- “And da
Vinci?”
Anabelle- “Spock
knew? Of course he did.”
On Kirk’s checkered
past:
Flint- “You cannot love
an android, Captain.”
Anabelle- “Oh yeah? You
should have seen what he did with those other androids. Woo!”
On the Enterprise vanishing:
“AAAAAAAAAAH!”
On the final dust up
between Kirk and Flint over Rayna:
Mr. Spock- “What will
you feel for him [Flint] after we are gone?”
Anabelle – “Hate!”
…
Mr. Spock- “Captain,
your primitive impulses will not alter the circumstances.”
Captain Kirk- “Stay out
of this. We're fighting over a woman.”
Mr. Spock- “No, you're
not, for she is not.”
Anabelle- “Sometimes you
gotta love Spock. Actually all the time.”
Captain Kirk- “She's
human. Down to the last blood cell, she's human. Down to the last thought,
hope, aspiration, emotion, she’s human. The human spirit is free. You
have no power of ownership. She's free to do as she wishes.”
Anabelle- “That sounds
like an awesome poem.”
*Rayna is constantly
shown conflicted*
Anabelle -*singing*
“Should I stay or should I go? Do do doo doo doo doo do.”
*Rayna collapses*
Captain Kirk- “What
happened?”
Anabelle – “Nice going.
Ya killed her.”
On Learning that Flint
is now mortal:
Mr. Spock- “On that day,
I shall mourn. Does he know?”
Anabelle – “He should
become a poet. Poetry slam with Spock!”
Me- “That's next episode.”
Anabelle- “Yeaaas!”
On the episode’s famous
ending:
Doctor McCoy: “Well, I guess
that's all. I can tell Jim later or you can. Considering his opponent's
longevity, truly an eternal triangle. You wouldn't understand that, would you,
Spock? You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him because you'll never
know the things that love can drive a man to. The ecstasies, the miseries, the
broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious failures, the glorious
victories. All of these things you'll never know simply because the word love
isn't written into your book. Goodnight, Spock.”
Anabelle- “They should
all be poets.
Spock should be
offended. He’s half human, dude.
Spock’s like, ‘Guess I’m nothing then, I thought we were friends.’”
Spock’s like, ‘Guess I’m nothing then, I thought we were friends.’”
Mr. Spock- “Goodnight,
Doctor.”
Anabelle- “Now he looks
like a lonely guy.”
Doctor McCoy- “I do wish
he could forget her.” *leaves*
Mr. Spock- “Forget.”
Anabelle- “Nooo! What
the heck what kind of ending was that?
Now it's gonna happen
again the next time Kirk meets a girl android.
*long thoughtful pause*
That explains a lot,
really.”*long thoughtful pause*
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