A Real Truth, Justice
and American Hero
A Ruthless, Superstitious
and Cowardly Terrorist Lot
Unfortunately, when the
Federation team was summoned back through the wormhole, without Spock’s Vulcan
telepathy and the unspecified powers of the Mule with a Hat in the loop to control the robotic creatures, Cobra scientist Doctor
Mindbender was able to modify Doctor Venom’s Brainwave Scanner to command the
monsters, inflict heavy damage and sweep the G. I. Joe force off the plateau. Disconnected from their home dimension’s
power source the beasts eventually shut down, but not before leading to a
staggering Cobra victory. The terrorist
forces were poised to deliver one final and crushing blow to the Joes.
In other news, I believe
I am still over thinking reasons for why one group or the other is on top of
the table each year.