Thursday, April 21, 2016

No Need to "Get Mad Baby" - Trust In Me: It Has all the Bear Necessities!

In order to dispel notions that:

A) I have given up going to the theater for anything except Star Wars.
B) I am impossible to please when there is a new take on a beloved character from my childhood.

I need to state that there’s a new Jungle Book film out by Disney and it is ASTONISHING!

Thursday, April 14, 2016

...The Dark Times, Before the Empire (Strikes Back)

To celebrate the amazingness of Star Wars: The Force Awakens being released for high definition, surround sound, home viewing less than four months after premiering in theaters, I gave my daughter, and by extension the rest of you, a lesson in some considerably less amazing Galactic History.

Monday, April 4, 2016

George Awards: Congratulate them on Being Observant

This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.
This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.