Earlier this month was the eighteenth birthday of my first tattoo.
I don’t think it can vote now, but I’ll use this opportunity to create some legislation.
I called it “my tattoo,” as in, “my only tattoo.” However, in the case of anyone who had the slightest clue about skin art:
Friends and family who had tattoos,
Randomly inked passersby,
They all called it my “First Tattoo.”
And they were right.