On
Dick’s female friend’s Sixties outfits at the beach party:
Anabelle-
“What is she wearing?”
Rosa-
“Nothing.”
Anabelle-
“And Dick’s clothes and shoes are hideous.”
On
the use of blue screen:
Me-
“He’s not even there.”
Anabelle-
“Of course he is.”
On
Lotus’s requests for,
“glands
and follicles and scent pouches from deer, beavers, civet cats, and muskrats:”
“What?
What?
Now
she’s just making stuff up.”
On
The Commissioner and Chief O’Hara using footage of Batman and Robin to inspire
themselves to find who kidnapped Bruce and Dick:
“They
made a Batman highlights reel to more effectively do their job?
They
ran out of plot.
This
is the best of cliffhangers.
How did they even get film of this?”
On
the Batphone ringing while Barbara is there:
“Oh
no!
Oh
no!
It’s
just the Wayne Manor friendly ghost!”
*Barbara
touches the Shakespeare bust*
“NO!!!!!!”
On
repeated relationship roles:
Me-
“Hey! Lotus played Arnold’s wife on Happy
Day’s and
Mr. Miyagi’s girlfriend in Karate
Kid II!”
On
Barbara having a “secret Batgirl room transformer” button and a
“secret Batgirl
room re-transformer” button:
“I
hate everything about this show.”
On
Batgirl’s changing room:
“I
ask again. There’s a door…in the wall.
Why
does the room revolve?”
On
Lotus talking about several spies being found around there:
“She’s
gonna shoot the maintenance man!!!”
On
the inability of anyone to whisper on this show:
Bruce-
“Did you hear that?”
Anabelle-
“I think everyone heard that Bruce.”
On
the thugs being named “Saffron and Sassafras:”
“That’s
almost as good as Daddy-long-legs.”
On
the revelation of Instant Unfolding Bat Costumes:”
“Oh,
that’s why he’s wearing an ascot, to hide them.
I
think it’s time to watch Doctor Who.”
On
the final Bat-Fight:
“He
just clobbered Louis the Lilac with an oar!
Ernesto
is my favorite character!”
On
Bruce’s drink at Gordon’s award lunch:
“Is
that milk?”
On
the firing of the commissioner and police chief:
“WHAAAAT???”
On
the former Gotham leaders' reactions:
“Saints
preserve us. Women’s rights! Oh the pain!”
On
Clavicle’s stuff:
“I
wish I had my own personal bass drum that said ‘Woman Power.’”
On
the Mayor complaining he’ll have to cook and clean for himself.
“Oh…The
agony.”
On
Clavicle refusing to call Batman to stop a crime because he’s a man:
“That’s
too extreme.”
On
using characters for other episodes:
“She
should have appointed Olga Commissioner.”
On
the whole episode’s presentation:
“Why
do people have a problem with this episode?
Do
they think this is what feminism is?
Also
who are these shiny girls?”
*The
new police women are not stopping crimes because they are
discussing
recipes, fixing their makeup and going to sales*
“Okay.
I see where the problem is.
It’s
not that she appointed girls, but the stupidest girls in all of Gotham.
And
I thought she’d make Batgirl the official crime fighter.
That
would make sense.”
On
Clavicle’s plan for a crime spree being revealed:
“So
she’s not actually pushing for women’s rights.”
On
escaping from the Siamese Human Knot:
“Robin,
shift your left patella, Batgirl wiggle your uvula and get us out of here.”
*They
escape after some questionable ear wiggling.”
“They
broke apart so quickly it’s almost if they weren’t together at all.”
On
the women being afraid of the mice:
“Ooooh
that’s why she hired all the stupid girls.”
On
solving the real criminal behind this:
“Wait!
Clavicle starts with a “C!
On
the mayor’s wife’s reaction to the mice:
“She’s
standing on the freaking desk.
Mrs.
Linseed is a disgrace.”
On
Sixties fashion:
“Why
is everyone wearing butt length skirts?”
The third season needs a lot of extra, "You have to see it to believe it" photos, doesn't it?
“Oh
my God.
Why do people not like this episode?
It’s
pure beauty.
They
each have a different dance while they play the flutes and the mice are
lemmininging.”
*Breaks
into applause*
On
Batman leaning down to the last mouse that won’t jump off the cardboard city:
“It’s
gonna blow up in his face!
Just
push it.”
On
the ad for the next episode villain and his moll:
“Penguin!
Yay!!!
She
has a matching tie!”
On
the new room we see of Wayne manor:
“Oh
my! This room is an eye sore.
But
Dick’s Sweater game is still up there!”
On
the strange speaking method of everyone in Gotham:
“Alliteration
battle- Go!”
On
the moll’s footwear:
“Look
at her boots! I must own them.”
On
favorite villains:
“Wait,
is this the last Penguin one?
*pauses
playback, leaves room,
Returns
wearing purple top hat*
“I’m
ready!”
On
Batman pulling out an “All Purpose Bat-swatter” to deal with the poison fruit flies:
Rosa
and Anabelle- *simultaneous spit take*
*The
fly lands on Robin’s nose*
Anabelle-
“Go on, deck him! I wanna see this!”
*Batman
pulls out the Bat-tweezers.”
Anabelle-
“No…”
On
everyone agreeing to dump their cash in the street:
Rosa-*long
protracted sigh*
Anabelle-
“Why??”
On
Batgirl being taken out again:
Anabelle-
‘Oh…I’m soooo surprised.”
Rosa-
*Huffs*
On
Penguin thinking they couldn’t notify everyone about the poisoned cash:
“You
underestimate Bruce Wayne’s crew.”
On
the “Bat-weather” instrument:
“They
just put a new label on the skinny thing that’s always been there.”
On
the awesomeness of Burgess Meredith:
“They
should remake Happy Feet with him,
and leave the rest the same.”
On
Penguin insulting Chief O’Hara’s ability as a police man:
“Geeze!
He’s
not wrong, though.”
On
Batman finally helping and trusting Batgirl:
“About
time you trust her, you big ninny.”
On
it being forty-five degrees, too cold for the fruit flies:
“Robin
must be dying. He doesn’t wear pants.”
On
the teaser for the next episode featuring Shame and Frontier Fanny:
*Falls
off couch laughing*
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