Batlets Season 3 Part 7

 “The Great Escape / The Great Train Robbery”

 
On how everyone knows Frontier Fanny is with Shame:“

When did he meet her?” 

On the “horsepower” gag:

“I was promised 325 horses. That… is a tank.” 

On seeing the MET museum Hippo on Barbara’s shelf:

“William!!! I forgot.” 

On Batman using a tape recording to answer the red phone when Bruce is otherwise engaged:

"I love that the Commish is so predictable they could do this.” 

On Bruce stating it’s not right that Barbara is alone in her apartment:

“What are you suggesting Batman?” 

On the line being used that things are “going batty:

“Scriptwriter high five!” 

On reading the exchange message from Shame:

“If you can’t do a country accent don’t read with one.” 

On bringing in a Native American with the questionably dressed cowboys:

“Oh my God it’s the Village People.” 

On Shame’s misunderstanding of himself:

"Did he say just say that ‘It’s not as if I'm a character for an old time western movie?” 

On Barbara’s quick changes:

“Maybe the person who was in the room two minutes ago has an affiliation with Batgirl?” 

On the use of filters:

“Ooh. Night footage.” 

On Jerry Mathers’ uncredited cameo:

Me- “It’s the Beaver.”

Anabelle- “I have no idea what that means.” 

On Batgirl grabbing an unusual object in the Bat-fight:

"She hit him with an ax!” 

On the opera singer named Fortissimo Fra Diavolo:

"'Cause that’s a name… And yet it suits him.” 

On the Batfight not covering doubles at all:

“That was Ernesto. They didn’t even try.” 

On Batman and Robin being dosed with fear gas:

"How did they drive back? I wanna see that.” 

On Shame using the phrase “Good Squa:"

“Why did they include that?

To distract me from noticing a wanted criminal buying an acetylene torch no doubt.” 

On Batman announcing, “We’ve got Fanny:”

*Uncontrolled giggling* 

On things in the gun store:

Me- “It’s Arnold Stang!!”

Anabelle- “The bear in a cowboy hat scares me.” 

On hearing roping instructions:

Anabelle- “Isn’t tie me to the moose a song?”

Rosa- “That’s ‘Fly Me to the Moon.” 

On drinking Whisky with a straw:

“That’s a power move.” 

On Shame’s well-spoken associate, Fred:

Anabelle- “Fred is Awesome!”

Me- “And the Chamberlain.” 

On the line, “Get away from my Fanny:”

*Falls off couch* 

On Standing Pat’s Native American dance:

Me- “What the hell is he doing?”

Anabelle- “I wasn’t going to mention it.”

*it continues*

Anabelle- “Stop tribal dancing.” 

On the fight in the Central American pavilion:

"Piñata attack!”

*the bad guys get away*

“All is not lost…we have milk duds.” 

On Batman remembering Shame said something about a great train robbery:

“Because he wouldn’t shut up about it.

I was right. The train with money leaving today!

I was a scriptwriter in a previous life...

Or this show is really predictable.” 

On Fred’s elegant speech:

“Somebody got to the thesaurus this morning.

Fred definitely works for Scotland Yard.” 

On the plan for Batman and Shame to face off in the ghost town:

“Know what would be funny?

If all the criminals showed up at once and kicked Batman’s butt.” 

On Fred talking directly to the audience:

“What is that guy’s deal?” 

On the suspenseful final gun/ batarang fight show down:

“I’m gonna fall asleep. This is why I don’t watch westerns.” 

On them not mentioning Fred in the jail at the end:

“He’s definitely a secret agent.”

 

 “I'll Be A Mummy's Uncle”

 
On the credits:
“Why is Batgirl in quotes? 

Is she an alien?"

On all the pipes in the Batcave:
“Ooh! They got plumbing.”

On making a “prose and cons” joke:
“Poetry isn’t Prose.”

On King Tut declaring turkey legs are his favorite fruit:
“That’s not right.”

On Robin suggesting Tut being cured permanently, settling down, and building a house:
“Ever the optimist, Robin.”

On Batman checking the Bat-seismic monitor:
“That we had installed for this episode.”

On the metal called “Battanium:”
“Wait, we’re going to just gloss over that?”

On Robin’s interesting running style:
Anabelle- “Robin, what are you doing?”
Rosa- *laughs*

On the minecart tunnel:
“This is the best way to enter the Batcave, weeeee!”

On Robin running again:
Rosa- *sing song* “dun dun dun dun dundundun.”

On King Tut reaching the Batcave:
*Screams*

On Tut telling Batman not to waste time with old clichés:
“Batman looks so sad.”

On Batman calling Tut an “Overstuffed and unlikely pharaoh:”
“Wreck him Batman!
I think I wrote the script for this episode.”

On Batman hitting a high note to make the rock fall on Tut’s head:
“There’s no way his voice was above high C.”

On the Gotham Police force showing up:
“Does Chief O’Hara have anything to do?

 Or does he stand there all day?”

On the promo for “The Joker’s Flying Saucer”
“Legit aliens?”

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