The only new Universal Monster of the Fifties gets his first sequel.
Scientists hire the same Captain, and his new boat is called the Rita II.
That’s tempting fate right there that is.
True to Universal form, they maintain continuity
Since they do capture the Gill-man in this one,
the first two Creature films are like the two halves of King Kong...
but with a fish!
On the Gill-man jump scare grabbing a stork:
Me -*Anabelle's horror movie laugh*
"Well, now I know where she gets it from."
Rosa- "No."
Me- "What if he was wearing a cowboy hat?"
Rosa- "No."
Me- "It's Clint Eastwood's first visible movie."
Me- "What if he was wearing a cowboy hat?"
Rosa- "No."
Me- "It's Clint Eastwood's first visible movie."
Rosa- "Really!?!?!?!?!"
Me- "He was in Tarantula first, but his face was hidden behind a pilot's mask."Rosa- "How do they know he's in a coma."
Me- "He's not moving."
Rosa-"How do they know he's alive?"
Me- "He's not moving."
Rosa-"How do they know he's alive?"
Me- "They can see him breathing through his gills."
Rosa- "Can't those hibernate?"
Me- "um..." *long pause* "I don't know how we'd know that."
On the guy with the camera running toward the Gill-man and being violently swatted:
Rosa- "Really!!!! You got what you got."
On the tank the Gill-man is chained to the bottom of:
Rosa- "He's swimming with sharks."
Me- "Yes...which is odd considering he's clearly from a fresh water lagoon off the Amazon River."
On lowering a speaker into the water for the "training" session:
Rosa- "Are they going to play music?"
*The Gill-man observes while treading using odd motions*
Rosa- "He's doing a dance."
*Imitates Gill-man dance on the couch*
On using a cattle prod to "train" the Gil Man:
Rosa- "Why do they offer him food and make him stop."
Me- "Animal training and experiments were basically abuse in the Fifties.
This is everything bad about Sea World in one film *pause for quick Google and arithmetic* fifty-eight years before Blackfish."
On Helen explaining brain waves when sleeping are identical to when one is insane:
On Helen explaining brain waves when sleeping are identical to when one is insane:
It would explain my dreams, however."
Rosa- "Uh oh." *repeat every move the Gill-man makes*
On Joe (Clete's more action based rival for Helen) trying, and failing spectacularly to stop the Gill-man:
Rosa- "Noooo!
Oh well, goodbye Joe."
Rosa- "Is
that her motel? How did he know? Did he smell her?*
*Helen, with full knowledge there is a super strong, lethally clawed, fish monster lurking about fails to lock her windows and doors.*
Rosa- "YOU SEE!!!!"
*Constant huffing at every unlocked entry port.*
On Chris, Helen's adopted stray German Shepard scaring off the Gill-man but meeting his fate:
Rosa- "Awwwwww."
On Helen sneaking up behind Clete and putting a hand on his shoulder as suspenseful music plays right after we saw the Gill-man:
Rosa and Me- "Aaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!"
Rosa- "They don't think that maybe they'll cross paths with the monster?"
Me- "He was last seen in the ocean after he flipped those cars, and there have been no sightings."
*familiar musical sting*
Rosa- "Uh oh."
Me- "The poor guy."
Rosa- *in deep Gill-manesque (I guess) voice* "Nooooooooooo!"
Rosa- "What are you going to do?
Call someone, you fool."
On the Fifties:
Rosa- "Why does everyone in this movie have a cigarette?"
Me- "Because EVERYONE smoked."
On the Gill-man throwing a guy:
Rosa- "Okay, he's dead."
*Guy hits a tree in a sickening, limb twisting manner*
Rosa- "Very dead."
On expecting them to track the Gil-man like the Mummy:
Rosa- "They're gonna find algae, or a piece of her dress."
*they find something else*
Me- "Or BIG fishy footprints."
On the news announcement of abducted "pretty young scientist" being Clete's fiancé:
Rosa- "Wait! When did that happen?"
On Clete and the police chatting idly when the other hunters fire a flare to identify they found the Gil-man:
Rosa- "Look
in the sky, you fool!"
On understanding the genre when the Gil-man is shot (again) and sinks to the bottom (again):
Rosa- "He's in a coma
again?
Is
he dead?
But he comes back."
But he comes back."
Me- "That was in
case he didn’t."
Rosa- "They ALWAYS come back."
Rosa- "They ALWAYS come back."
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