Thursday, September 4, 2014

Musical Lunacy By Request

To mark the end of yet another season Up the Lake, here’s a song parody of Dean Martin’s signature tune back in 2004.  Linda Degl said I should do a song about always losing if you win the first hand after seeing one on a similar topic.

Didn’t realize my particular brand of insanity works by request.


Here’s an awesome piano version for those who want to sing along.


EVERYBODY WINS SOME MONEY



Everybody wins some money sometime
Everybody wins a hand somehow
If it’s the first one of the night
Your last win is now


 Everybody wins some money someplace
You'll find that yours is overdue
When the first win goes to your pile
Your odds have been screwed



If you have it in your power
Fold the first deal of the night upon your lap
Or you'll sit hour after hour
Every straight and flush you try to fill turns to crap


Everybody wins some money sometime

But win on the opening deal
Your cash goes away when losing
Big time on the wheel



If you have it in your power
Put a loss at the beginning in your plan

Or you'll sit hour after hour

As all your pennies fill up someone else's can


Everybody wins some money sometime

There's no telling which big pot you'll hit
Something about first hand winning
Turns your luck to shit.

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