Musical Lunacy By Request

To mark the end of yet another season Up the Lake, here’s a song parody of Dean Martin’s signature tune back in 2004.  Linda Degl said I should do a song about always losing if you win the first hand after seeing one on a similar topic.

Didn’t realize my particular brand of insanity works by request.

Here’s an awesome piano version for those who want to sing along.

EVERYBODY WINS SOME MONEY

Everybody wins some money sometime

Everybody wins a hand somehow

If it’s the first one of the night

Your last win is now

 Everybody wins some money someplace

You'll find that yours is overdue

When the first win goes to your pile

Your odds have been screwed

If you have it in your power

Fold the first deal of the night upon your lap

Or you'll sit hour after hour

Every straight and flush you try to fill turns to crap

Everybody wins some money sometime

But win on the opening deal

Your cash goes away when losing

Big time on the wheel

If you have it in your power

Put a loss at the beginning in your plan

Or you'll sit hour after hour

As all your pennies fill up someone else's can

Everybody wins some money sometime

There's no telling which big pot you'll hit

Something about first hand winning

Turns your luck to shit.

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