Jurassic World Review

Sigh.

I know I should be used to it, but its still completely jarring.

The errors in paleontology, genetics and animal psychology are rampant in ways that detract from the formulaic, moral laden plot showing once again that military and scientific experimentation are evil when compared to the glorious perfection of nature.



OK wait, sorry.

I accidentally let the tiny part of my brain run by the know-it-all engineer with aspirations to become a pseudo intellectual film critic run the show.  Let me lock that away.

Here's the real review:

Dinosaurs!!

DINOSAURS!!!!!

DINOSAURS!!!!!!!

WOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!

YAAAAAAYYY!!!!


There were dinosaurs!

and...

and...

and...

they were AWESOME!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Dinosaurs!

DINOSAURS!!!

DINOSAURS!!!!!!

YIPPEEE!!!! And pterosaurs!!!!


And Mosasaurs!!!!!


and...and...

DINOSAURS!!!!!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!


And they recaptured:

"WHOAH!  LOOK DINOSAURS! OOOOOOOH  COOL!!!"

and...

and...

DINOSAURS!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

And geeky dinosaur guy has his moment!

YAY!!!

And...

And...

DINOSAURS!!!!

HOORAY!!!!!


And call backs to the orignal movie.

Some subtle,

some sweet,

and some...

FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!

DINOSAURS!!!!!!

WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!


And jerky people being eaten by dinosaurs!!!

YAY!!!

AND my daughter laughing long and evil at that!

THAT'S MY GIRL!!!

And...

And...

DINOSAURS!!!!!

Dinosaurs!!!!!!!!!!!

DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



YEAH!!!!!!


In conclusion:

Dinosaurs!
Woo!

I thank you.