I
liked The Greatest Showman very much.
Y’know
why?
Because
the music was awesome and it made me feel good.
Sometimes, that’s all you need from entertainment.
Sometimes, that’s all you need from entertainment.
It
seems to have had the same effect on others, particularly the awesome music.
Its
soundtrack has spawned a “Reimagined” version performed by various pop artists,
that my daughter, who likes the film and songs even more than I do, got for Christmas.
The
problem is there was an astonishing lack of imagining in the reimagining. Just about every track sounds like a slightly
poppier, Disney movie end credits version of the original song. They’re all basically the same number
performed by someone more well known for music, with less emotional investment
in the song.
Sara
Bareilles is the only one who comes close to performing “Tightrope” with a truly
different interpretation from the original.
(She’s got one of those voices that makes me stop and listen no
matter what she sings, which is why I took a moment to be nice to her.)
With
that exception and the bit of banjo in “The Other Side” it’s much more of a “Commercial
Rehashing” than a “Reimagining.”
As
an owner of Big Daddy’s Do Wop versions of Broadway Hits, Pat Boone’s Heavy Metal album, and Alternative bands singing Saturday Morning’s Greatest Hits, I expected something more.
Something
perhaps like:
The
Greatest Showman REALLY ReImagined
"The Greatest
Show"
Operatic
Andrea Bocelli backed
by a full choir and orchestra,
Add a pipe organ too.
Female lead by Aida
Farifullina,
Zac Efron part at the
end by Matteo Bocelli
"A Million
Dreams"
Fast Polka
Weird Al, high speed frenetic
with much Spike Jones influence
with much Spike Jones influence
"A Million
Dreams (Reprise)"
Slow Polka
Can Al’s daughter
sing?
Jazzy tuba baseline
behind this one
"Come
Alive"
Ska
Madness
Full on fun mode
with horns a plenty
"The Other
Side"
Country/ Pop
Shania Twain and
Taylor Swift
A rock edged country
Girl Power duel,
Charlie Daniels
guests on fiddle
and Steve Martin on banjo
and Steve Martin on banjo
"Never
Enough"
Hard Rock / Early
Metal
AC / DC
One of their patented
riff heavy,
pulse pounding rockers
"This Is Me"
Rat Pack Swing
Tony Bennett
(James Darren if we can’t
get Tony)
Lots of Lounge singer
moments:
“Hey there!”
“You’re a beautiful
crowd”
(Maybe just let Bill Murray do it?)
"Rewrite the
Stars"
Salsa/ Samba Mix
Pitbull and Shakira
Party mix to raise the roof
with a breakdown about "thinking it's easy"
Party mix to raise the roof
with a breakdown about "thinking it's easy"
“Never Enough (Reprise)”
Power Ballad
Aerosmith
Eighties metal
slow and strong
warehouse video sound
warehouse video sound
"Tightrope"
Reggae
Cedella Marley
If Ziggy or any other members
of the Melody Makers
want to come back- cool!
of the Melody Makers
want to come back- cool!
Still a sad song but
a hint of
Everything Gonna Be Alright.
a hint of
Everything Gonna Be Alright.
"From Now
On"
Surf Rock
The Beach Boys
Starting with a
slower
“Good Vibrations”
vibe
and working up to
“Surfin’ USA” tempo for the climax
Bonus Tracks
"The Greatest
Show"
A Capella
The Bobs reunite!
(For any reason at
all…please!)
Richard and Angie
take leads,
Dan beat boxes throughout,
Matthew harmonizes
and provides Circus animal noises
"This is Me"
Punk
Dead Milkmen
Rambling "Bitchen Camaro" like intro
about independence
before thrashing through the song
“Tightrope”
The Temple City Kazoo
Orchestra
Sure this was weird, but you readers only had to skim in. To qualify, I had to be able to hear the whole thing in my head.
There may be issues with some of these groups having members who don't perform anymore or are no longer living. Honestly, though, being dead would make someone only marginally less likely to be on this album than anyone else listed.
Maybe I should just be thankful for Sara Bareilles.
2 comments:
This is a great project for somebody!
It's better than my idea for "The Greatest Snowman"...
Thanx for reading, tat's hysterical.
I can see it now, instead of Queen Elsa running off to a mountain, she runs away and joins the circus!
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