Air
Date: October 6, 1967
Mom
Title: “Spock With a Beard”
Note: Mom doesn’t need a
title for this one, I just like typing "Spock With a Beard."
Before going any
further, I’m sure a bunch of you feel the need to see jokes about “Uhura’s
flirting having no effect on Sulu.” Go
ahead, there’s gags all over the internet about it, feel free to look some up,
I’ll wait here.
Done? Good.
It’s an obvious, but
pointless joke. Yes, Sulu is awesome because George Takei has been awesome long
before social media discovered it.
George Takei was and is an accomplished actor, which means while much of
Sulu comes from his performer; the Helmsman is not 100% Takei. Watch the scenes, the flirting definitely
works on Sulu, showcasing the man’s acting ability.
Plus the George Takei
has gone on record as saying the Lieutenant was straight.
Quick recap: All that is awesome about Hikaru Sulu is
because of George Takei, but it is still a role he plays, and plays well.
As long as we’re talking
about Mirror Sulu, if he’s the security chief, why does he sit in the most
logical position for the pilot to occupy: in front of the big screen?
Answer: Because of the way the hierarchy is
organized, the Security Chief’s station is placed directly in view of the
Captain’s chair to allow all actions to be monitored by the C.O. at all times.
On the other side of
that flirting, how about Uhura unleashed?
She’s smart, resourceful,
brave, kicks some serious butt, and looks quite ready to deal out a great deal
more with that dagger she wields. I
guess the re-teaching program worked.
That recent trauma probably explains the brief waffling when they first
realize where they ended up. It’s a rare
sight that she was in the landing party at all. They must have needed her
unparalleled communication skills in the negotiations.
While some clichés are
going strong (Redshirts in any universe are toast) this adventure doesn’t
solely focus on the Big Three and gives the entire bridge crew fun stuff to
do.
When the Captain is
preparing to be left behind, Scotty gets his only “Jim moment’ of the
series. That actually highlights
something about the connection between Kirk and another officer. Scotty does it once. Spock uses “Jim” only in moments of great
emotion, when their bond is the strongest.
Bones calls him “Jim” constantly, because the emotional and
compassionate doctor feels like that all the time.
It’s hard to guess what
Mirror Spock will do at the end of the episode.
Based on comments in the episode, the Kirk and Spock friendship seems
just as strong in that universe. Then
again, in order to become Captain, Mirror Kirk assassinated Captain Pike. Considering
the lengths our Spock went to for his former commander, it’s kind of surprising
Spock with a Beard didn’t kill Mirror Kirk immediately. Plus, between that beard, the shiny shirt,
the dagger and the sash, Mirror Spock does look a great deal like a pirate!
Here’s a question with a
terrifying answer:
If this is the Mirror
universe, where the good people we know are evil, and the good Federation we
know is a militaristic empire, shouldn’t the peaceful Halkans be war like and
violent?
The answer is no, because
the only thing that’s “Mirror” in that universe, are the rules. The individuals are technically unchanged.
The other two of the Big
Three made comments about how similar both Spocks are, and they’d know better
than anyone. In both cases he’s
following the logical path to be allowed to continue as a scientist exploring
the galaxy.
Spock with a Beard
points out that Mirror McCoy is “soft and sentimental.” Sounds like the Bones we know.
Uhura is clearly a woman
in charge of her department who can take care of herself, and from the way
people respond to her little games, she was acting exactly like her
counterpart, implying the same is true of the Mirror communications officer.
Chekov is young,
intelligent but inexperienced, enthusiastic to the point of recklessness,
and screams a lot in both universes.
and screams a lot in both universes.
We don’t get to see
almost anything of Mirror Scotty, but from the way the engineers react to the
real one, we can easily see he keeps his engine room at maximum efficiency and
functionality via the approved methods of whatever universe he’s in.
Then there’s Sulu. At
first the sadistic security chief seems the total opposite of the swashbuckling
helmsman we know and love. However,
which Sulu does this describe?
He’s a highly motivated
young officer who made sure to be the absolute best in his position. A position chosen to focus his career path on
following in the footsteps of Captain Kirk and gaining his own command.
Spooky, eh?
Speaking of Captain
James T. Kirk: Here is a guy whose self-confidence is so great he’s logging
when captured by Chekov. I think that
gives us the final proof that those “logs” are simply him making mental notes
as a continuous internal running commentary of his own awesomeness.
The man who will shortly be told both that he’s a “convincing Nazi” and “You’re a Roman, Kirk, or you
should have been” needs zero adjustment time to fall into the salutes and totalitarian
mannerisms of the Mirror Universe. His
posturing, his fighting, his force of nature command methods…face it the guy fits in perfectly. He’d have had no
problem staying behind, relying on those “negative emotions” that give him his
ability to command to function as the Captain of the I.S.S. Enterprise.
(Which looks quite nifty
in its metallic finished nastiness in the remastered edition, if I do say so
myself.)
Heck, the first thing
“Good” Kirk does back on his own bridge is start putting the moves on the just
met Lieutenant Marlena Moureau.
That is not an innocent “Howdy and welcome aboard” strut and grin used as he saunters over to the young lady.
That is not an innocent “Howdy and welcome aboard” strut and grin used as he saunters over to the young lady.
“The
Apple”
Air
Date: October 13, 1967
Mom
Title: “Vaal”
Gamma Trianguli VI contains
yet another society where everyone is healthy, happy and the opposite of the
classic Type A personality. Amazingly,
Kirk briefly considers following the Prime Directive today. That is, he considers it until he discovers this
half-dressed group of young attractive natives has no sex in their
society.
The status quo becomes immediately threatened, and once Kirk figures out a computer is running the show and has been killing crew members and threatening the Enterprise, Vaal is doomed.
The status quo becomes immediately threatened, and once Kirk figures out a computer is running the show and has been killing crew members and threatening the Enterprise, Vaal is doomed.
Interestingly, once more
we see a machine built by unknown ancients with reality controlling abilities
(weather, health, energy drain) that uses humans (ish) as worshipers. This is either a large connective thread, or
a whopping great coincidence. Monitoring will continue.
Honestly, I think this
episode would have been better without the natives:
Killer flowers!
Exploding rocks!
Directed lightning
strikes!
Before the oddly colored
Love In gang show up, it was close to “The Enterprise vs. Ego the Living
Planet.”
Scotty requests shore
leave in this one. In fact, he seems
enthusiastic about it. We’ll have to
keep an eye on that attitude. He’s
denied, because it’s time for another massive bout of problem solving with an
engineer at the conn. Although at times it’s difficult to take the gravity of
the situation seriously, such as when Lieutenant Kyle pulls a bunch of data
from the computer, and then gives Mr. Scott hand written calculations.
At one point in the
crisis, the Chief Engineer is threatened with being fired if he doesn’t do the
impossible…
Typical.
Speaking of being fired,
Ensign Chekov must have an incredible amount of skill and potential to come out
of this mission with his job intact.
Between his general demeanor towards superior officers, and his actions
with Yeoman Landon, he may have been sentenced to some time phaser buffing the
toilets when they got back.
The young Yeoman gets her
own moment to shine when she turns the Big Three into a single Uncomfortable
Dad with her line of questions.
Continuity and
traditions continue this time around.
Impressively, the two phase beam down on the planet shows the production
team paid attention to the transporter capacity, even though the ship’s pad
isn’t shown.
Also, a Redshirt gets
nailed before the opening credits, and he isn’t the last to go.
Perhaps that security
guy who walked right up to the moving killer flower was new, but there’s no excuse
for Spock not seeing one till the last minute when they were supposed to be
looking out for them later on.
Then again, Spock is
really off his game this time.
He casually lobs an
exploding rock, scaring the bejoobies out of everyone, and doesn’t look
surprised when it goes off.
He also gets knocked on
his Vulcan hiney by walking directly into a force field he had just detected
and analyzed.
Why is Spock so
distracted?
The answer comes in the
debate of the big three on figuring out what to do with this society. Unusually this time, it is the logical Mr.
Spock pointing out that even though the culture does not progress normally,
everyone is happy and satisfied.
Sounds very much like
another stagnant, non-violent group Captain Kirk messed up where a certain
first officer was happily hanging upside down in a tree and fooling around with
Leila Kalomi.
No wonder he’s not fully
focused. Pavel and Tonya even steal some
of his romantic music in this similar setting.
The most amazing part of
this episode is that the censors let it air at all.
There are other times
the Enterprise crew refers to ending Eden, or proving it doesn’t exist. This is
often at the expense of futuristic love children.
This one however, though
they laugh it off by making fun of Mr. Spock’s ears again, is a scathing attack
at fundamentalist religion.
Vaal is a god who
demands services, obedience and chastity.
All his followers talk about how he “loves them.”
He orders a violent religious war on those who question faith in him, and there are three direct attacks on Spock, the personification of the scientist.
He orders a violent religious war on those who question faith in him, and there are three direct attacks on Spock, the personification of the scientist.
The Crew destroying Vaal
and getting the worshipers to give up their faith is shown as freeing them from
slavery.
By teaching the natives
to be independent, it’s basically casting them out of their blissful existence,
and giving them the knowledge of good and evil.
Yes, Kirk and Crew are
not only Satan in a retelling of the story from Genesis, but in this version,
they’re clearly the good guys.
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