We Have The Harrowing Realization that the App is Useless
The night before the Disneyland trip began was our typical Calm Before the Storm-
Watching an underrated Disney film, in this case Meet the Robinsons.
Realizing after the limo place was closed that (in the ages between booking the flights and leaving) both the flight number and time had changed. Now we were going to Newark’s Terminal A (instead of Terminal C) for the first time AND take off was significantly closer to the limo arrival at our home than we usually like.
One would be excessively wrong.
In the time it took to cross the negligible distance to their location, our bags were already in the carrousel.
Apparently, we would not be needing the shuttle.
It was nice!
There was not a wall of solid humidity that slapped us in the face as soon as we exited the airport doors.
He said he had been to New Jersey recently and complained (as everyone else does) about the obscene number of toll charges.
YAAAY!
YAAAY!
A) There were no indications near him, or the piano with the pictures of Joe from Soul around it, indicating the times these characters could be found in the hotel.
B) There were some odd noises as we played with Big Bong that didn’t fully register at the time.
YAY!!!
Why were that many people in the hotel in the middle of the day? Freakin’ California.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Ha Ha!
Anabelle
loves meeting Pluto in general and had him on her shirt (with others) and earrings
for the start of the trip. Therefore, there was a great deal of excitement from
both parties as they exchanged hugs, happiness, and kisses.
Yes,
that was something we were ill prepared for. We HAD heard noises as we left Bing
Bong. The characters here on the Relaxed and Groovy coast make popping kiss noises
when they meet people.
Honestly, it was kind of weird and spooky at first, but we did eventually get used to it…
Sort of.
(“Who’s we?” – Anabelle)
We
found Smokejumpers Grill, most of the way around Grizzly Peak, a counter service
place we had identified in the “probably has stuff we eat” category. Avoiding CrazyHungryLand
was far more important than any informal ranking system we’d reviewed and in we
went.
I
started my new relationship with the “land” (as opposed to “World”) version of Disney
Impossible Burgers and got my first evidence that the California menu items are
not Relaxed and Groovy but written in stone with no substitutions. I questioned
Anabelle ordering Iced Tea with No Ice after she brutally made fun of me for
that same thing in Washington DC. She pointed out that this tea was actually
served cold, and I should shut up.
Parenthood, the gift that keeps on giving.
Rosa
only wanted the kid’s meal burger. It was lucky there were no modifications after
all, as the “double” burger looked like a toy. We fought away CrazyHungryLand
before continuing our journey towards the equivalent of Main Street.
We
reached the location Oswald was supposed to be at… and the existing reality that
our false sense of security had not prepared us for began to set in. We asked a Cast Member at a store where Oswald came out and was told it was right in the area we
were looking. When we pointed out Oswald's schedule indicated he was out between Ten
AM and Four PM, he stated. “Oh, that’s only when they MIGHT come out, they don’t
come out the whole time.”
Freakin’ California.
While
next to a fun family with a small, bubble wand toting child and other cute kids,
I luckily spotted a Character Handler Cast Member in the center of the main
circle area…thing. He was identifiable by a blue vest and an “Ask me about
characters” button. So, I did. He said Oswald would be out shortly, before
completely vanishing from view. We set up camp on a bench near some more cute
kids and waited a bit. Eventually, (but not what I would call “shortly”) Oswald
did arrive, and it was a happy and fun meeting.
YAY!!
One
little kid shot in front of us to be at the start of the new line, but far be
it from us to try to douse that level of Disney excitement. Oswald was thrilled
to see Anabelle’s “Tiny Oswald” who took the cross-country trip for just this
reason. He also thought my four-color high tops were neat.
YAAAY!
Only
a short while into our first day, it was time for embracing the Relaxed and
Groovy with an initial Park Hop!
Rapunzel
was greeting guests outside the main entrance, adding princesses to our false
sense of security. We paused to take in the large, famous, floral Mickey Face
in front of the Main Street Train Station before entering Disneyland.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
On
either coast, there really is no substitute for the Main Street sigh of relief.
Another
greeting of familiarity came via the Dapper Dans performing “Great Big Beautiful
Tomorrow” as we entered, from an attraction that hasn’t been there since shortly
after Walt Disney World opened Fifty-One years ago. It was clearly selected to
welcome us.
I
suggested starting the trip with walking through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle and pausing
to see the dioramas inside it. We didn’t do that because I thought that attraction
was closed. This is because I am a buffoon and had no idea where the entrance
to that was. (For anyone else facing this dilemma, it is not in the pass through
itself of the Castle, but after emerging from the other side.)
Anabelle
then decided we were riding Mr. Toad and, “Nothing can stop me.” While on line,
Rosa saw some of the miniatures from the Storybook Boat and Train rides, and
asked, “Can we go?” I think she believed they were only for little kids. When I
told her we were going on everything, she had a very little kid like, “YAY!”
reaction herself.
Disney Magic!!!
We
were definitely not prepared for Disneyland’s method of having almost all lines
outside the structures. Mr. Toad had a posted wait of Twenty Minutes. Close to
that time we were still outside and thinking it was a gross underestimation.
Then, of course, we entered the building, and the ride boarding was right
there.
The
biggest differences from what I remembered in the distant Disney World past was
that ride in the Magic Kingdom had two separate tracks. Here, the aspect of
almost hitting the other track’s cars (and occasionally being blinded by my overenthusiastic Mother's camera flash from that other track's car) was removed, but I felt like there were more
near collisions with objects. The main devil looking like the judge, and the giant,
heat breathing Hell dragon at the end were quite a surprise. Anabelle loved it
and found actually experiencing the “killed by a train and sent to the
netherworld” ending was over and above what she had expected from only hearing
about it.
YAAAY!
Rosa
tried to take pictures but between the shaking and how much she was laughing, it
was not to be.
We
continued to the right out of the center of Fantasyland and Anabelle was completely
awestruck seeing the giant version of her favorite, the small world. However,
she quickly decided that we could do that… but she wanted to see the
parade. We took up a spot on what we’d later learn was “The small world promenade.”
At
this point we’d been in the Parks three hours, and as a demonstration of the
levels of Relaxed and Groovy we were dealing with, had seen only a single
PhotoPass person.
Honestly, it was kind of weird and spooky at first, but we did eventually get used to it…
Sort of.
(“Who’s we?” – Anabelle)
Parenthood, the gift that keeps on giving.
Freakin’ California.
YAY!!
YAAAY!
Disney Magic!!!
YAAAY!
Hey, the trees near the castle were block shaped, like in Sleeping Beauty! Cool!
The
parade was fun. Mickey had a super sparkly version of his sorcerer’s outfit,
but we were puzzled as to why he didn’t end the parade. The Sleeping Beauty float
ended the parade, because, duh, it’s her house. The parade was like they
used to be in Florida with the characters focusing far more on their choreography
than ad-libbed interactions with the crowd. In spite of this I watched the parade
with an overly excited little girl from my family waving and cheering to all
the characters… and Anabelle did that too.
YAAAY!!
Rosa
got a wave from Minnie, and Miguel blew Anabelle a kiss. This was after Rosa called
him “Coco” making Anabelle feel she deserved that recognition, especially after
braving the animatronic skeletons of Hector and Imelda dancing on the float
that even I found creepy. I was making fun of Rosa and Anabelle saying they
were hoping for a “smolder.” This is because I am a buffoon as Flynn Rider wasn’t
anywhere in this parade.
The massively impressive small world had broken down just as the parade was coming, but they had gotten it back up and running rapidly. That gave us no line and a quick walk on after the viewing.
YAAAAAAAAY!
YAAAY!!
The massively impressive small world had broken down just as the parade was coming, but they had gotten it back up and running rapidly. That gave us no line and a quick walk on after the viewing.
YAAAAAAAAY!
Anabelle rated this one above our normal small
world. The “Disney character dollies” visually fit in seamlessly, and little
snippets of their songs blended in with the overall tune. I do not understand
folks that claim these “ruin the ride.” Some people have no soul. The exception
to “snippets” was the underwater area with Ariel.She was the only one singing the
main song there, and boy howdy was she giving it her all. The entire next room was
one of the instrumental sections and you could hear the Mermaid’s pipes throughout
that whole area.
Other
parts of the ride where Anabelle felt it excelled was that it had smaller sections,
but more of them. Also, the self-contained water trough meant the riders were
closer to the Dancing Dollies concentrated on each side in the rooms.
Next
door to the small world was… everything because the park was so small. But we hadn’t
figured that out yet.
Literally next door to it was Toontown, which I forgot how immersively it felt like entering the Roger Rabbit world. It was a significant step above what the Florida Toontown (or whatever it was called) used to be. I think the giant background made up of a hunk of cartoon mountains and sky was a key to that.
The
Roger Rabbit ride was broken, but the Runaway Railway had a short wait.
Anabelle had been talking up the “History of Mickey” aspect of the line and it
did not disappoint. There were “props” and “costumes” from Mickey shorts
through the ages, many of which had animated elements. The Sorcerer hat floated
and the dresser from “Ghost Chasers” had spooky guests in the mirror.
Literally next door to it was Toontown, which I forgot how immersively it felt like entering the Roger Rabbit world. It was a significant step above what the Florida Toontown (or whatever it was called) used to be. I think the giant background made up of a hunk of cartoon mountains and sky was a key to that.
We took a selfie next to the Potato Abe Lincoln costume, as that is mandatory. Anabelle maintains they should have put Donald in it to replace the under repair “Hall of One President.” The labeling on the “concession stand” condiments section was more subtle than some of the other gags, but just as funny.
Instead, we made a quick bathroom stop. As we exited, Chip, who I should point
out was not supposed to be out at that time, made a bee line for Rosa, who I should
point out was not wearing one of her several Chip and Dale shirts. He gave her
a big high five in passing, ignoring the rest of us in the area.
Rosa turned to me, grinned wickedly, and said, “I still got it!”
YAAAAAAY!
Exiting
Toontown we were just in time for the small world “coffee break” when the dollies
all come out for the clock to chime. Anabelle, expecting it to be like the smaller
Florida version, was quite impressed.
We
wanted to continue hitting the Disneyland exclusive Dark Rides. Alice in
Wonderland was next. I have no idea how long we waited. That ride always had a
longer wait, and the line was the most convoluted of the outdoor chain lines. Therefore,
we never had any idea where we were or how close we were.
We
made it and it was more impressive than I had remembered. Projection technology
was mixed in with the already cool mechanical effects. Anabelle stood up the
same way I did the first time to see how the marching cards worked. YAAAAY!
Next
up was the ten-minute wait for Snow White’s Enchanted Wish…which was still a
Scary Adventure. We went the complete wrong direction to get there. Our first
real inkling of the reduced scale of the parks hit us when it added almost zero
transit time to reaching the ride, even though we walked around the entire
castle and back through it to Fantasyland.
Grumpy doing the Spanish announcements may have been scarier than the witch.
I’m
not sure how we started talking to them…
(“It was your fault… It’s ALWAYS your fault”- Anabelle)
But we made some local Instant Disney Friends on the line. We were comparing notes about there versus Florida and picking up as many tips from them as we could.
After
we finished being terrified by the witch, it was time for a far scarier
attraction.
Pinocchio’s’ Daring Journey. YAAAY!
Honestly,
“Pinocchio’s House of Terror” may have been a better name. Anabelle became obsessed
with all the terrible events of the ride. Being caged and threatened by Stromboli
and the awfulness of Pleasure Island (including the depressed and lonely wails
of boys turned into donkeys) made being eaten by Monstro pale in comparison.
I DON’T WANNA BE A DONKEY!!!!!!Um…yay?
From
the “inside” of the Castle, we found the correct entrance to the Sleeping
Beauty Dioramas walk through. They thought it was all right. I was greatly disappointed.
I remembered them being incredibly vibrant, but I found it extremely hard to
make out any details in them. Also, I nearly killed myself navigating down the
poorly lit stairway.
And when I realized I left my sunglasses on the entire time…
Rosa turned to me, grinned wickedly, and said, “I still got it!”
YAAAAAAY!
Grumpy doing the Spanish announcements may have been scarier than the witch.
(“It was your fault… It’s ALWAYS your fault”- Anabelle)
But we made some local Instant Disney Friends on the line. We were comparing notes about there versus Florida and picking up as many tips from them as we could.
Pinocchio’s’ Daring Journey. YAAAY!
I DON’T WANNA BE A DONKEY!!!!!!Um…yay?
And when I realized I left my sunglasses on the entire time…
Did I mention we were functioning on almost no sleep, and jet lag?
Around the castle, we ran into Ariel and Snow White frolicking around. Ariel asked Anabelle to walk with her while she frolicked. YAAAAAY! Snow White was lost in her own frolicking and continued dancing up the path until the Handler retrieved her.
After a bit of confused (if short range) wandering, we found the Mexican restaurant in Frontierland that an online search had revealed had gluten free churros.
They did not have any.
In fact, they never had any.
This was an object lesson in not believing everything you read online.
I’m
pretty sure this was the point where Rosa decided, celiac or no, she was having
some of Disneyland’s famous churros on this trip.
We
wanted to go on the (known to be longer) original version of Pirates of the Caribbean.
It
was broken.
Alas.
We
wandered through the major “Alas” section of the park. Critter Country and New
Orleans Square, where Splash Mountain, Winnie the Pooh, and the Haunted Mansion
were all next to each other and shut down for refurbishment. Pirates finalized
that alasness, with first it being broken, and then as we repassed it on the way
back, having too long a wait for us before dinner.
Appearing
on Main Street much quicker than anticipated (still getting used to the “One
Square Foot”ness of the park) we left for our dinner reservation.
We
found the TARDIS at the entrance to Downtown Disney easily. YAAAAY! It was the
last day for it, celebrating Doctor Who on Disney+. The Doctor and Ruby
had been there a week or so before us. We took some photos with it. In clear violation
of Shirt Grid rules, Rosa had hidden a Doctor Who shirt in her bag without
telling either of us, removing the chance for an EPIC Christmas card family
photo.On
the way up the main drag, we passed through World of Disney. That struck another
mighty blow of scale differences. Shortly after we left it, and were approaching
the Lego store, Rosa asked, “Don’t they have the big Disney store here like in
Florida.”
I answered, “Yes… we just left it.”
Rosa, “THAT WAS IT?!?”
There
wasn’t much else to take in and we navigated through the Disneyland Hotel to find
the entrance to Goofy’s Kitchen, noticing it was getting oddly chilly for a Disney
vacation on the way.
For
the special “Spring Fling” or whatever it was called, Goofy and Clarabelle (in
cute outfits) met guests before entry. In fact, since it was Mother’s Day, they
met guests WAY before entry.
Clarabelle
pointed to Anabelle’s Donald ears and character shirt, miming her absence on
them. Anabelle pointed out she’s been trying to find a Clarabelle shirt FOREVER
and had been failing miserably as they didn’t exist. They did bond over having
matching yellow shoes on. There were many hugs, heart hands and kiss noises. (*shudder*)
Anabelle proclaimed (for the first of a few times) “This is the best day ever!”
Goofy
was quite taken aback with the ridiculousness of my shoes, which is an impressive
statement if I do say so myself.
With
the holiday crowd, they were running behind, as to be expected. Having been
energized by the meeting, waiting the extra forty-five minutes after our reservation
was perfectly acceptable, and predictable for the holiday. We were getting into
the Relaxed and Groovy mind frame. (And, more importantly, had a decent lunch.)
While
Rosa was waiting for the Chef’s Gluten Free Tour of the Buffet, Minnie came twirling
by. Anabelle got her pictures of course, and Rosa was brought up for Mother’s Day
shots. Then we learned an aspect caused by the large pool of out of work
actors in California fueling the far more involved character meetings.
Minnie
insisted I join her for a photo as well.
Granted, she didn’t have to insist too hard, but it was different.
YAAY!
The
place was clearly based on Chef Mickey’s, but the food quality was elevated. I’d
put it firmly between the two top Disney World buffets- Tusker House and 1900
Park Faire. They brought Rosa a huge plate of gluten free Disney Ribs, guaranteeing
a happy night for her along with the other selections. YAY!
The
kid’s table was of equal quality, with Tusker House rivalling mini corn dogs
and a macaroni and cheese that would have been worth the extra stent if there were
no other choices.
We
all ate a great deal and enjoyed it an equally great deal.
After a bit of confused (if short range) wandering, we found the Mexican restaurant in Frontierland that an online search had revealed had gluten free churros.
They did not have any.
In fact, they never had any.
This was an object lesson in not believing everything you read online.
Alas.
I answered, “Yes… we just left it.”
Rosa, “THAT WAS IT?!?”
Granted, she didn’t have to insist too hard, but it was different.
YAAY!
I broke down and had an early vacation beer… which, given the changes in meal strategy the rest of the week, turned out to be the right choice.
The
Elizuan Space Dust Beer (Relaxed and Groovy) continued my surprise enjoyment
of Disney Grapefruit tinted beers and went well with the ribs.
YAAAY!
The
napkin spinning dance party happened, Anabelle quickly dropped hers to put up
her hair, then participated and yelled, “I survived!” when it finished. Due to
the “daughter on fire” issues, I had forgotten the other part of the napkin
party I didn’t enjoy…
My wife and daughter flogging me with their napkins during the celebration.
I
guess the stress of Chef Mickey’s flashbacks was too strong. Chip popped up behind
her and scared the bejezus out of Anabelle. Then Rosa, “their biggest fan” jumped
up to pose. YAAAAY!!
Dale
kept “Pulling a Piglet” and disappearing before he got to us. This allowed
another trek to the dessert tables. The peanut butter and jelly pizza was only
supposed to be there for breakfast, but Relaxed and Groovy extends to menus as well.
It
was a hot tortilla with liquidy, melted peanut butter on it, and some jelly
swirls.
Pulled Pork Jelly Donut… your weird but tasty crown is safe.
At least they had a bunch of cookies. YAAAY!
YAAAY!
My wife and daughter flogging me with their napkins during the celebration.
Pulled Pork Jelly Donut… your weird but tasty crown is safe.
At least they had a bunch of cookies. YAAAY!
Dale finally came by for fun and shenanigans. Rosa was brought a gluten free cookie, which could have served very well as a doorstop.
In their defense, it was right about closing time. We probably got a long left over.
B) With the time change, we were technically on the go since 2:30AM local time for about twenty hours.
The door to the pool was locked.
Freakin’ California.
They started, and I plummeted into unconsciousness on the couch.
In my state I could only manage a blank stare.
Amazingly I remembered the room number too!
5.8 miles
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5 comments:
Wait! I had to stop right in the medical drama scene. Annabelle watches Bluey??? Casually? Or religiously? Do all of you watch it? I love that show so much. We even bought some of the toys.
Interesting coincidence. Annabelle's medical-drama and the parental panic reminded me very much of my freaking out about Jack on the way back from our second trip to Australia. And in between reading your post, I've been working on Flickr and came across myself at Disney wearing a homemade-designed T-shirt of Fairy Bread. The photo of the fairy bread came from a birthday party in which Jack had been jumping on a trampoline. Tim had been concerned about the way he had jumped or landed. Hours later, Jack had been on the plane and complained about not feeling well, and I worried he was having a delayed reaction to a weird and drastic injury.
Yes, Anabelle discovered Bluey first (in college) showed them all to us and we watched all of the newer ones together. It is an amazingly well done show, demonstrating excellent but not perfect parents and kids. Very heart warming and also very funny.
Did I read about that incident in one of your travelogues? Sorry you had to go through that. Thanx for reading, more fun to come!
i can see my ceasar salad in the background 😠i yearn for that salad
You did have an emotional attachment to that salad. Thanx for making the trip more fun! Love you kiddo
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