Revelations Part I: Discovery
Good plan, flooding the area and nearly drowning everyone by breaking open a coolant tank. Or maybe it was Jell-o, it is hard to tell with these graphics.
Gasp! A huge pile of broken, sparkless, Transformers of all types. But go ahead and ignore the fact that the whole planet is dead, Blackarachnia, and keep pining for Wolf Boy.
Man, I know it goes back to the Seekers following the same body plan, but having only three types of Vehicon is the ultimate version of all the bad guys looking the same.
Hmmm. Thrust (the motorcycle general) saved Blackarachnia. And it was the second time- I think. It’s hard to tell what’s going on with this art style.
Dang, Jetstorm (the jet general) sets new levels of annoying with every appearance.
Was that a moment with Thrust, Spider Lady? Or are you just projecting?
Ninety percent of these episodes are “pew pew, run run.” What is going on?
Blackarachnia saw Silverbolt (or hallucinated him, that happens a lot on this show) the third time Thrust saved her. Or maybe its weird memory things. I say again, the art does not help.
GIANT SPARK EXTRACTOR ROBOT! Eek! (I may still be a little invested.)
Nothing on Cybertron can detect Beast Mode. Weird.
Oh,
the big scary machine is pulling out Thrust’s spark. Didn’t Megatron put that Spark in there? He’s
going to be pissed if he ever reappears on this show.
Great, Teen-Bat is shooting his teeth-on-a-string out again, and they energy drain their target. That’s not creepy at all.
And Blackarachnia is now having a moment talking to a disembodied Spark. Also, not creepy at all.
As with any hint of romance, the Maximals ruin the moment.
Oh wonderful, more scenes of Optimus angsting over failing everyone. Great role model there. And now Cheetor has taken over leadership. Optimus, how have you become such a tool?
That was a HUGE explosion. I really hope they didn’t need that Spark manipulating robot, or all the dead Cybertronian bodies to put everyone’s Sparks back and revive them.
Gasp! “For...reasons” Megatron put the Sparks of Maximals into his generals! And then completely overrode their personalities.
So… why use them at all?
A deer? In a forest full of Sparks? Oh, Optimus
is dreaming (and likely whining) again.
More Oracle stuff, ‘cause that’s interesting. And what was a follow up to “The greatest fictional leader in history” (stated by Elfquest creator Wendi Pini) is now blowing off everyone. Calm down Optimus, have some dip.
Cheetor took over but still has Rhinox envy about how the previous second in command was treated. Actually, he really has “Optimus used to not be a jerk" envy.
Blackarachnia is all about fixing the Vehicons, as she needs her Wolf Boy back. Kinda creepy for a kid’s show. There are a lot of new sentience issues and questions with them using rewritten Maximal Sparks to run those generals.
Great, Teen-Bat is shooting his teeth-on-a-string out again, and they energy drain their target. That’s not creepy at all.
And Blackarachnia is now having a moment talking to a disembodied Spark. Also, not creepy at all.
As with any hint of romance, the Maximals ruin the moment.
Oh wonderful, more scenes of Optimus angsting over failing everyone. Great role model there. And now Cheetor has taken over leadership. Optimus, how have you become such a tool?
That was a HUGE explosion. I really hope they didn’t need that Spark manipulating robot, or all the dead Cybertronian bodies to put everyone’s Sparks back and revive them.
Gasp! “For...reasons” Megatron put the Sparks of Maximals into his generals! And then completely overrode their personalities.
So… why use them at all?
Revelations Part II: Descent
More Oracle stuff, ‘cause that’s interesting. And what was a follow up to “The greatest fictional leader in history” (stated by Elfquest creator Wendi Pini) is now blowing off everyone. Calm down Optimus, have some dip.
Cheetor took over but still has Rhinox envy about how the previous second in command was treated. Actually, he really has “Optimus used to not be a jerk" envy.
Blackarachnia is all about fixing the Vehicons, as she needs her Wolf Boy back. Kinda creepy for a kid’s show. There are a lot of new sentience issues and questions with them using rewritten Maximal Sparks to run those generals.
It is a really tough call between choosing if the character’s personality changes or the techno music as being more annoying.
This is the reverse of her and Silverbolt’s
relationship in the other show. She was the cool one there. Now she’s chasing
this stupid looking motorcycle around.
Nice trap, a giant golf club shaped piece of metal just smacked Tankor (the tank gener... oh you know) into the next county. That was a sight. Woo!
Wait. Wasn’t Thrust the same height as Rattrap? Now he’s taller than Blackarachnia. It’s like they still don’t care.
She gives him a power boost, which isn’t suggestive at all, and now Thrust is remembering. Or is everyone remembering?
Nice trap, a giant golf club shaped piece of metal just smacked Tankor (the tank gener... oh you know) into the next county. That was a sight. Woo!
Wait. Wasn’t Thrust the same height as Rattrap? Now he’s taller than Blackarachnia. It’s like they still don’t care.
She gives him a power boost, which isn’t suggestive at all, and now Thrust is remembering. Or is everyone remembering?
Anyway, what happened is- after the last show ended, Megatron
unstapled himself from the Autobot escape pod and then… um…
Somehow took over everything.
Somehow took over everything.
I need a
little bit more memories there, guys.
Rattrap saved the day by pulling a “Norman Coordinate” on Tankor.
Meanwhile- MEMORIES. Megatron’s blasts
took away everyone’s “Shiny” upgrades. Thanks for that explanation.
Wait, Rattrap sees himself, and it takes a while for him to realize he’s not seeing his own memories. Moron.
GASP! Tankor is Rhinox. Told you he was sick of everyone!
Teen-Bat has saved Blackarachnia! Oh, wait, no he didn’t. Jetstorm took her Spark is out and left. Teen-Bat let go a big NOOOOO, in spite of knowing her for about two days. Then again, she is the only woman on the entire planet.
Why does Jetstorm sound like Quickstrike?
It’s clearly not him, and he was the most annoying one.
Well, Blackarachnia is dead. That sucks.
More weird Optimus visions. Pick a theme, guys. We’ve got grass and plants with Little Shop faces of his friends. Now they turned into blue rock candy and told him he failed. What a fun afternoon. Hugs for the Nineties’ kids.
Tankor is up and remembering. Gasp! He’s fully Tankor and not going back to Rhinox again. I told you he hated everyone. There he goes, whipping out the pizza cutters!
Teen-Bat saved Blackarachnia’s spark.
Why are we pairing her with the kid again? Didn’t we have enough awkwardness in
the last show?
OK, dropping the Vehicon off a cliff and asking if the yell was C sharp or B flat was funny. I’ll give them that one.
Thrust is carrying Blackarachnia draped over him, unconscious. Not creepy at all.
Oh, stop with the teeth rope please!
Wait, now she’s in Primal’s weird vision, because she’s a free floating Spark. Make up your mind, show!
He mentioned the All Spark!!! But kind of indicated it’s the same as the Matrix. I think they were making this all up as they went separately in each version.
Her Spark flew away. What? Guru Optimus is way less cool than any other version, but at least she’s back. Gotta take care of our one female character.
Another “You know who you are,” moment. .and we’re back to grass… and Rhinox in the rain.
See. Rhinox is done with all of them. “Wars will only continue.”
Rhinox’s personality was in Tankor but
could not reach the surface. Again- so why was it in there?
Tankor/ Rhinox has joined the technological perfection gang. The Maximals suspect his Spark was “corrupted.” More strikes against free will?
“If Rhinox can’t change his mind we’ll change it for him.” Good gravy! These are the good guys?
But Optimus respects his choice, even though he believes Rhinox’s Spark was corrupted. I have questions.
No wonder I didn’t like this show. Justice for Rhinox! Then again, I hate everyone else too, GO GET ‘EM TANKOR!
Optimus now believes the truth is in their Maximal bodies because the Matrix sent them to Earth. (Where the Autobots had the Matrix for over four million years) to bring back organic elements.
Quiet, hippie.
Rattrap saved the day by pulling a “Norman Coordinate” on Tankor.
Wait, Rattrap sees himself, and it takes a while for him to realize he’s not seeing his own memories. Moron.
GASP! Tankor is Rhinox. Told you he was sick of everyone!
Teen-Bat has saved Blackarachnia! Oh, wait, no he didn’t. Jetstorm took her Spark is out and left. Teen-Bat let go a big NOOOOO, in spite of knowing her for about two days. Then again, she is the only woman on the entire planet.
Revelations Part III: Apocalypse
Well, Blackarachnia is dead. That sucks.
More weird Optimus visions. Pick a theme, guys. We’ve got grass and plants with Little Shop faces of his friends. Now they turned into blue rock candy and told him he failed. What a fun afternoon. Hugs for the Nineties’ kids.
Tankor is up and remembering. Gasp! He’s fully Tankor and not going back to Rhinox again. I told you he hated everyone. There he goes, whipping out the pizza cutters!
OK, dropping the Vehicon off a cliff and asking if the yell was C sharp or B flat was funny. I’ll give them that one.
Thrust is carrying Blackarachnia draped over him, unconscious. Not creepy at all.
Oh, stop with the teeth rope please!
Wait, now she’s in Primal’s weird vision, because she’s a free floating Spark. Make up your mind, show!
He mentioned the All Spark!!! But kind of indicated it’s the same as the Matrix. I think they were making this all up as they went separately in each version.
Her Spark flew away. What? Guru Optimus is way less cool than any other version, but at least she’s back. Gotta take care of our one female character.
Another “You know who you are,” moment. .and we’re back to grass… and Rhinox in the rain.
See. Rhinox is done with all of them. “Wars will only continue.”
Tankor/ Rhinox has joined the technological perfection gang. The Maximals suspect his Spark was “corrupted.” More strikes against free will?
“If Rhinox can’t change his mind we’ll change it for him.” Good gravy! These are the good guys?
But Optimus respects his choice, even though he believes Rhinox’s Spark was corrupted. I have questions.
No wonder I didn’t like this show. Justice for Rhinox! Then again, I hate everyone else too, GO GET ‘EM TANKOR!
Optimus now believes the truth is in their Maximal bodies because the Matrix sent them to Earth. (Where the Autobots had the Matrix for over four million years) to bring back organic elements.
Quiet, hippie.
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