Endgame Pt. I: The Downward Spiral
Megatron (trapped in the tiny drone) doesn’t have time to design a new body, so he’s picking out a template. Always fashionable that Megatron. "Yes, my queen."Optimus believes the Oracle wanted Megatron to have access to it. Maybe we should stop trusting it then, moron.
Rattrap updates his scramblers, and this time the new tech IS holograms!
Now Silverbolt is only a head taller than Blackarachnia. Make up your minds!
Half the Vehicon soldiers get blown up. Their general- “The Maximals are up to something.” Moron.
There are a zillion Vehicons attacking the Giant Floating Megatron Head the Maximals are hiding in. This will not go well.
Oh good, more running and chasing. This whole series could have been like six episodes long.
Botanica is going to die because the shield cut her off from the organic core of Cybertron.
What? She’s a plant because she scanned one on another planet, and Cybertron’s (questionable) organic core was pretty much dead until a week and a half ago. I have questions.
Two episodes left and Silverbolt realizes-
“Hey, we should attack the Vehicon factory.” YA THINK!?
Rattrap is saving Botanica, “Doing what I have to.” How romantic. I’m going to vomit.
Megatron reflected Teen-Bat’s scream that killed him last time, because he is not a moron and learned from his mistakes. Wait, nope he didn’t, because that was a fake out with the Scrambler. Megatron took out his own troops while Teen-Bat fried his machine. Good on you, young moron.
Botanica is better. Woo! (Tiny bit invested)
Oh great, Megatron is using Rattrap’s protective casing that saved Botanica to let his troops recalibrate and shoot through the shield. MORONS!!!
AAAH! The Giant Floating Megatron Head is not floating anymore and is still very giant. But at least they protected the Sparks in the crash. That’s something, I guess.
Whoah, that is SO MANY Vehicons.
Megatron is still building his new body.
He probably could have designed one from scratch in this time.
Botanica tunneled back into the Giant (no longer) Floating Megatron Head carrying a power cord. With that the Maximals can work on fortifying it so it is protected for hours. Maybe you should have attacked with the little body you have now Megatron, and YOUR GIANT ARMY!
Rattrap is saving Botanica, “Doing what I have to.” How romantic. I’m going to vomit.
Megatron reflected Teen-Bat’s scream that killed him last time, because he is not a moron and learned from his mistakes. Wait, nope he didn’t, because that was a fake out with the Scrambler. Megatron took out his own troops while Teen-Bat fried his machine. Good on you, young moron.
Botanica is better. Woo! (Tiny bit invested)
Oh great, Megatron is using Rattrap’s protective casing that saved Botanica to let his troops recalibrate and shoot through the shield. MORONS!!!
AAAH! The Giant Floating Megatron Head is not floating anymore and is still very giant. But at least they protected the Sparks in the crash. That’s something, I guess.
Endgame Pt. II: When Legends Fall
Botanica tunneled back into the Giant (no longer) Floating Megatron Head carrying a power cord. With that the Maximals can work on fortifying it so it is protected for hours. Maybe you should have attacked with the little body you have now Megatron, and YOUR GIANT ARMY!
Not a moron, but Megatron's vanity has always been a character flaw.
Ah. A rare moment for Silverbolt and Blackarachnia. Honestly, I did miss those.
Optimus is talking to the Oracle again. Now he’s convinced because, “All the Sparks are inside him.” What? Didn’t we just stop Megatron from doing that a few episodes ago. You really need to stop listening to the Oracle, Big Bot.
Hey, they got the shield back on, and the Vehicons charged straight into it. Morons
Alas, the shield lasted five minutes. Well done everyone, you’re all going to be dead now. Time for a giant “pew pew” fight.
Ooh, the vine grenades! I thought they forgot about them. Why do they make tanks explode?
Optimus, “We don’t dare to let a single drone inside.” -Same Time- A HUGE gang of Moles takes out the Orchard. Nice job, morons.
I keep forgetting Botanica can tunnel. She “roots down” to the Orchard. Handy.
Rattrap can still jump on Moles and drive them with his tail. You shoulda fixed that design flaw, Megatron.
AAAAAAAAAAH! Moles have flame throwers! (Maybe more than a tiny bit invested.)
Optimus has to stop three tanks on his own to save the Sparks. This will go well.
I see. Suddenly the Maximals all have Super Spark Magic Energy Bouncy Ball powers now, "For... reasons."
Ah. A rare moment for Silverbolt and Blackarachnia. Honestly, I did miss those.
Optimus is talking to the Oracle again. Now he’s convinced because, “All the Sparks are inside him.” What? Didn’t we just stop Megatron from doing that a few episodes ago. You really need to stop listening to the Oracle, Big Bot.
Hey, they got the shield back on, and the Vehicons charged straight into it. Morons
Alas, the shield lasted five minutes. Well done everyone, you’re all going to be dead now. Time for a giant “pew pew” fight.
Ooh, the vine grenades! I thought they forgot about them. Why do they make tanks explode?
Optimus, “We don’t dare to let a single drone inside.” -Same Time- A HUGE gang of Moles takes out the Orchard. Nice job, morons.
I keep forgetting Botanica can tunnel. She “roots down” to the Orchard. Handy.
Rattrap can still jump on Moles and drive them with his tail. You shoulda fixed that design flaw, Megatron.
AAAAAAAAAAH! Moles have flame throwers! (Maybe more than a tiny bit invested.)
Optimus has to stop three tanks on his own to save the Sparks. This will go well.
I see. Suddenly the Maximals all have Super Spark Magic Energy Bouncy Ball powers now, "For... reasons."
Ahh! Regular Megatron! What was that? Did someone have a vision? Was it me?
Finally, we get the “My name is Silverbolt!” moment. And Thrust (with Waspinator's spark being the last stolen one in a Vehicon general body, as a final reminder for everyone who has stopped caring- meaning everyone but me) dropped a Tower on him. That was less impressive than it should have been for Silverbolt. Points for the Little Doofus, though.
Oh well, Super Spark Magic Energy Bouncy Ball time ended and there’s still a crapton of Vehicons left. I guess we will go back to Technological Cybertron.
Cheetor used anti-gravity to shoot the two new Vehicon generals into space. Nice move, no longer a kid.
Thrust dodged and hit Cheetor, Whoah. The Cat just sucked the Little Doofus's Spark out. That was harsh.
Megatron has uploaded himself into the ginormous Optimal Optimus body. (But with his own face.) At least he left the stupid shoulders off. I guess that's fair after the Maximals took over his Giant Floating Head.
Megatron victory, here we come. On the planet of morons, the “not a moron” is king.
Endgame Pt. III: Seeds of the Future
Did the original really have one?
The options were:
1) Robot,
2) Stupid
looking plane with fists,
3) Stupid looking truck with fists,
4) Robot with
shiny blue metal monkey face.
I’m not seeing the organic part.
The Maximal Sparks are floating around and talking to Optimus! AAAH!
There is a large amount of verbal posturing between the leaders here.
Megatron did keep the giant boob guns on the Optimal Optimus’s body though. Run Primal!
(Honestly, its hard not to be invested after all this time.)
Giant Megatron Optimal Optimus versus Techno Organic Optimus Primal Fight!
I’m not seeing the organic part.
The Maximal Sparks are floating around and talking to Optimus! AAAH!
There is a large amount of verbal posturing between the leaders here.
Megatron did keep the giant boob guns on the Optimal Optimus’s body though. Run Primal!
(Honestly, its hard not to be invested after all this time.)
Giant Megatron Optimal Optimus versus Techno Organic Optimus Primal Fight!
This is
so weird.
Hey, Primal- stop staring at your friend’s
corpses and pay attention.
Stupid looking fist plane attack! Aah!
It has been night time for the entirety of this series. Way to set a cheery tone for the Nineties' kids.
The stupid looking fist plane follows less physics than usual. Which is saying quite a bit.
Optimus Primal (the real one) blew a limb off Megatron (in the Optimal Optimus body) and made a “Farewell to Arms” joke. Nice.
Except Megatron put it right back on. Oh well.
Oh no! Stupid looking fist truck shot Primal down.
Damn. Megatron blew up the whole building Optimus was hanging on.
Why is there a river on Cybertron? I mean, I’m glad it saved Primal but I have questions.
Now Megatron blew a hole in the bottom and Optimus Primal has been flushed! They saved the good battle for the end, I guess.
Gasp!
Stupid looking fist plane attack! Aah!
It has been night time for the entirety of this series. Way to set a cheery tone for the Nineties' kids.
The stupid looking fist plane follows less physics than usual. Which is saying quite a bit.
Optimus Primal (the real one) blew a limb off Megatron (in the Optimal Optimus body) and made a “Farewell to Arms” joke. Nice.
Except Megatron put it right back on. Oh well.
Oh no! Stupid looking fist truck shot Primal down.
Damn. Megatron blew up the whole building Optimus was hanging on.
Why is there a river on Cybertron? I mean, I’m glad it saved Primal but I have questions.
Now Megatron blew a hole in the bottom and Optimus Primal has been flushed! They saved the good battle for the end, I guess.
Gasp!
Sorry, Optimus gasped. I have no
idea where the heck we are.
Oh, it is the ruined Orchard. More dead friends and Megatron has grabbed Optimus in one hand. I’m thinking Megatron made this body SIGNIFICANTLY larger than the original.
Megatron has all the Sparks as well. Does he finally win for not being a moron all this time?
Megatron built himself a throne just for this new body. He probably could have designed more than one of his own custom bodies in the time it took to do that. I’m stunned he didn’t rebuild the hot tub again. “Yes, my queen.”
Optimus Primal gives a long speech about the importance of personal growth to the giant on the throne. Read the room, sir.
As Megatron is ready to absorb them all, the Sparks Optimus knows have a chat with him. One last drug trip with Optimus and the Maximal Sparks before closing time, I guess.
Megatron is growing as he takes in all the Sparks. Ha ha! You won’t fit in your new chair now.
Oh no! He’s going to fire the Key to Vector Sigma into the organic core of Cybertron. I completely forgot about that thing.
But wait! Megatron needs Optimus to activate the Key. Because they’re linked… or something. I’ve kind of lost track.
Nice job telling your foe what he needed to do Optimus. Moron. Now you’re separated from the Oracle AND he can fire the Key.
Megatron shot the organic core with the Key. Maybe that’s why real Transformers came back after this show?
A last-ditch attack by Optimus Primal with his VINE GROWING RAY! (Say what now!?!?!) That’s new.
Optimus Primal knocks both of them into the core of Cybertron while using his magical, and incredibly undefined (and probably should be gone if he’s separated from the Oracle) “reformatting power.”
*POOF*
Oh, it is the ruined Orchard. More dead friends and Megatron has grabbed Optimus in one hand. I’m thinking Megatron made this body SIGNIFICANTLY larger than the original.
Megatron has all the Sparks as well. Does he finally win for not being a moron all this time?
Megatron built himself a throne just for this new body. He probably could have designed more than one of his own custom bodies in the time it took to do that. I’m stunned he didn’t rebuild the hot tub again. “Yes, my queen.”
Optimus Primal gives a long speech about the importance of personal growth to the giant on the throne. Read the room, sir.
As Megatron is ready to absorb them all, the Sparks Optimus knows have a chat with him. One last drug trip with Optimus and the Maximal Sparks before closing time, I guess.
Megatron is growing as he takes in all the Sparks. Ha ha! You won’t fit in your new chair now.
Oh no! He’s going to fire the Key to Vector Sigma into the organic core of Cybertron. I completely forgot about that thing.
But wait! Megatron needs Optimus to activate the Key. Because they’re linked… or something. I’ve kind of lost track.
Nice job telling your foe what he needed to do Optimus. Moron. Now you’re separated from the Oracle AND he can fire the Key.
Megatron shot the organic core with the Key. Maybe that’s why real Transformers came back after this show?
A last-ditch attack by Optimus Primal with his VINE GROWING RAY! (Say what now!?!?!) That’s new.
Optimus Primal knocks both of them into the core of Cybertron while using his magical, and incredibly undefined (and probably should be gone if he’s separated from the Oracle) “reformatting power.”
What?
All of Cybertron is techno-organic now. That’s what they tell me. Honestly it looks like a grass covered forest, which would be “fully organic” as far as I know.
Also, everybody's Sparks went back inside the other Maximals. ”For... reasons.”
OPTIMUS PRIMAL FINAL DEATH COUNT=6
Megatron is also dead too, maybe we can all get some rest now?
Wolf Boy (I guess I should stop calling Silverbolt that as he now has no wolf components because he is just an eagle for no adequately explained reason.) and the Spider Lady get a final moment. He even calls her “Dark venom of my heart,” in his goofball heroic tone to show he’s back. Awwwww. Blackarachnia and Silverbolt 4-eva!
Rattrap and Botanica have a moment too, which I will do my best to ignore. She adds flowers all over Cybertron, also “For... reasons.”
All of the missing and/ or dead Cybertronians return, but as silhouettes because that would be WAY too expensive to animate.
Cheetor gets an Optimus vision, let’s hope our now mature Cat Bot does not become a fanatic too.
For the final shot of the final series in this continuity:
Wolf Boy (I guess I should stop calling Silverbolt that as he now has no wolf components because he is just an eagle for no adequately explained reason.) and the Spider Lady get a final moment. He even calls her “Dark venom of my heart,” in his goofball heroic tone to show he’s back. Awwwww. Blackarachnia and Silverbolt 4-eva!
Rattrap and Botanica have a moment too, which I will do my best to ignore. She adds flowers all over Cybertron, also “For... reasons.”
All of the missing and/ or dead Cybertronians return, but as silhouettes because that would be WAY too expensive to animate.
Cheetor gets an Optimus vision, let’s hope our now mature Cat Bot does not become a fanatic too.
Thrust’s head on a Wasp sized Waspinator, pissing and moaning about his lot in life.
Poor little doofus.
Hurray! That’s it! I can watch the good ones again without being distracted by taking notes!
It's sad that there was a severe drop in quality for this last show, considering how well written Beast Wars was. However, on the positive side, it gave me something to focus on while recovering from ankle surgery. I feel like the flashy chases and battles were enhanced by the pain killers too!
Click here for some final thoughts and an apology.
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