Moo Mighty Moo Cow

Years back, my cousin sent me bizarre E‑mails about moo cows for a while, culminating in a little poem. 

It became the first verse of this…thing.

Then I wrote two more verses and a chorus. 

I'm not sure if it's funny, strange, or just stupid (possible all three). 

The fact that she went on to be a veterinarian, and I went on to attempt comedy on the internet twice a week may or may not be relevant, but I feel a bizarre urge to share it.

Maybe the moo cows have gotten to me too...or maybe it’s just the deadlines.

 "Praise The Mighty Moo Cow" 

by Lauren and Jeff

Bow down to the almighty moo cow

You will bow down now i tell you

Bow down to his ultimate moo cow‑ation moo cows in all their glory

Bow down to them all

NOW

Moo mighty moo cow, moo moo moo

There is no other mighty‑er than you

Moo mighty moo cow, late into the night

Moo for we all know, it makes you feel so right

Praise the almighty moo cow

You will sing in the key of MOO

Dance to his unlimited moo‑ation

For moo cows will make you gory

If you don’t bow down

NOW

Moo mighty moo cow, moo moo moo

There is no other mighty‑er than you

Moo mighty moo cow, late into the night

Moo for we all know, your power will take flight

Yes, bow and sing to the moo cow

Dance and chant now I tell you

As we all join in a Moo nation

To end the moo cow story

As all will bow down

NOW

Moo mighty moo cow, moo moo moo

There is no other mighty‑er than you

Moo mighty moo cow, late into the night

Moo for we all know, it bounds the world up tight

Moo mighty moo cow, moo moo moo

There is no other mighty‑er than you

Moo mighty moo cow, late into the night

Moo for we all know, your moo we cannot fight

*Softly moo as music  fades*

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When this was first completed, I e-mailed it in to Cartoon Planet, and got an actual letter from Brak himself saying:

"That was very mooooooooo-ving!  Ha Ha, GET IT?"

It's pretty hard to out-awesome that.