A Calm and Controlled
Final Evening…NOT!
I fell out of bed after
about three hours, dragging all the sheets with me, and deposited them in the
washer on the way out. The bulb in the
downstairs hallway blew as I passed through; unleashing the second electrical
based staggering display of profanity in less than eight hours.
I have no memory of it,
but somewhere between bedfall and washer, I got dressed. I only know this
because no one screamed when I showed up at the cubicle office to spend my
first full day there in weeks.
Anabelle slept late
after her cake and mystery accompanied insomnia.
Rosa slept as little as
or less than I did in the throes of pulling a mix of what she brought down, and
what she wanted to bring back that was already down, together.
Anabelle took a ride to
her cousins’ physical and joined them for a Friendly’s lunch afterwards, while
I hit the cafeteria salad bar.
Yeah…that’s fair
too.
I picked her up on the
way home and we initiated the final phase of Operation
Mami’s on the Way
MASSIVE Cleanup
Throughout our tasks the
levels of crazy hungry we hit shortly after arrival blossomed mightily, making
the evening festive for everyone involved.
I’m not sure why, we ate some sort of dinner somewhere, but it’s yet
another item gone from my head in the whirlwind of cleaning.
We took a test drive of
Mami’s car out to the supermarket to make sure it would be ready for the
airport jaunt. My car gets better mileage,
but holds far less luggage.
Or as my daughter is
fond of reminding me, “It’s teeny!”
It says a great deal
about our muscle sedan and truck filled roots that she can consider a four
wheel drive V6 SUV, “teeny.”
We grabbed everything on
the list Rosa wisely e-mailed up to us instead of trusting me to have a clue
what we needed. Gassing up her car and
picking out flowers and other surprises for her return were additionally
required.
We also tried to call
her to get clarification on some items, where an intercontinental phone delay
added to the crazy hungriness in both hemispheres to increase the level of
festiveness of the call above the already high levels.
Her redeye flight was
slightly delayed. We tried to tell Abuelita, but consistent with everything
else that night, her phone was having issues.
Therefore every time she
answered it, the delay coupled with volume issues meant she hung up on her
yelling Granddaughter.
Yes, we were getting
some mighty interested looks at the cold cut counter.
We returned home with
all the needed essentials, and cleaned a bit more, returning the beds to a
fully made and pristine state for the first time since taking Rosa to the
airport.
Most nights the decision
between “Make the bed” and “collapse into the bed” required zero thought.
There was one essential
we forgot on our shopping trip between list confusion and phone troubles. We forgot to buy food for ourselves.
I had a late night
peanut butter, cream cheese and jelly sandwich, while Anabelle had some crostini. (Or “toast with stuff on it” as those of us
who live in the real world and don’t host a show on Food Network call it.)
We were stupid tired,
making Wayne’s World a perfect
selection.
Teenagerness reared its
ugly head when she was hysterical laughing during the entire picture, and then
stated, “Weird and never again.”
At least she learned
where “Not,” “No way…Way!” “Cheah right,
and monkeys might fly out of my butt!” and other intellectual phrases I use
came from.
With the beds looking
nice for the first time in almost a month, we refused to mess them up.
We each grabbed a throw
kept downstairs usually for sick days on the couch and slept on top of the
covers while waiting for Mami to come home.
Wow, I was hoping for something more appropriate for post number 666. Oh well, I guess I've had enough random horror posts for no reason to balance it out.
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Wow, I was hoping for something more appropriate for post number 666. Oh well, I guess I've had enough random horror posts for no reason to balance it out.
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