Anabelle- “Um…”
Rosa – “This is a creepy
planet.”
On anticipating the plot
when the shifty eyed guy is shown in the club:
Anabelle- “I bet that
guy killed her.”
Me- “No one is dead
yet.”
On the dress sense of
the women of Argellius:
“What is wrong with
these people?”
On Kara being stabbed a
dozen times:
“Like Caesar.”
On Sybo’s ability to
receive impressions from inanimate objects:
Anabelle- “No that’s not
weird at all.”
Rosa – “Why doesn’t
Spock do that thing? Zzzzhhhhhh” *Makes mind meld gesture*
On the appearance of Kara’s father:
“You killed her.”
On the appearance of her
betrothed:
“Did he just confess? He
killed her.”
On Sybo feeling, “Fear…Anger…hatred…:”
“Cookies!”
On the questionable
practice of “séance in the dark” to identify a murderer:
Rosa – “Why didn’t they
tie Scotty up so they’d know?”
On Kirk’s odd
pronunciation of “laboratory:”
“Why do they need an
expert on bathrooms?”
On Scotty’s description,
“No Captain, some thing. Cold, it was, like a stinking draught out of a
slaughterhouse, but it wasn't really there.”
“It’s a werewolf!!!”
On Hengist complaining
the shipboard trial is a “waste of time:”
“Will you shut up, Piglet.”
On the betrothed looking
shifty again:
“It was a werewolf
inside of him.”
On the history of
Redjack revealed, and misplaced childhood memories:
“Jack the ripper was a
werewolf! I remember this!” *howls*
On the precedent for a non-corporeal
Redjack being, “Mellitus, cloud creature of Alpha Majoris One:”
“I’m so sick of clouds.”
On the court reporter’s
expression:
“She’s not paying
attention at all. She must be drawing or
something.”
On Hengist dropping
dead:
“It wasn’t him.”
*computer laughs
maniacally in his voice*
“Oh it was. Oh crud.”
On the strangeness of
Enterprise system interfaces:
“Manual turbolift
control is still done by voice?”
On Redjack in the
computer still sounding like Piglet saying, “I shall feed, and this time I do
not need a knife. You will all die horribly in searing pain!”
*singing* “Five- six-
seven –eight Hefalumps and woozles…”
On Sulu’s over the top
reaction to the tranquilizer, “Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy:”
“OK, Sulu…chill.”
On Hengist’s
tranquilized, laugh filled rants at the end of the episode, “You'll die, die,
die. Everybody will die!” and others:
“I’m going to have
really disturbing images of Piglet in my head forever now.”
On the main office of
K-7:
“It must be a small
station, they only have two beamers.”
On Arn Darvin repeatedly
saying “quadrotriticale” every time Kirk says, “wheat:”
“Shut up!”
On Kirk showing the
grain to Chekov and asking, “What do you make of this?”
“It's a rice crispy
treat.”
On the new effects:
“Oh look, there’s the
Enterprise through the window. Whoah!”
On Spock’s claim about
being immune to the tribble’s calming effect:
Rosa- “Not really.”
On Lt. Leslie walking
into the bar:
“Didn’t he die?”
On Scotty repeatedly
calming Chekov:
“Hee hee.”
On Korax changing insult
tactics to, “We like the Enterprise. We, we really do. That sagging old rust
bucket is designed like a garbage scow:”
“Uh oh, Scotty’s gonna
flip.”
On Scotty belting Korax:
“YEAH!”
“Chekov’s like, ‘oh
yes!’”
*Chekov gets flattened*
“Aaaannd, he’s not very
good at this is he?”
On Kirk’s expression
when he says, “You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not
because they…:”
“I think he was a little
insulted by that.”
On the post commercial
break tribble reveal:
“Oh God! There's
millions of them!”
On Spock and McCoy’s
banter:
McCoy- “I like them
better than I like you.”
Anabelle- “That goes for
everything.”
Spock- “They do have one
redeeming characteristic…
They do not talk too
much.”
Anabelle- “HA! Burn!!!”
On Kirk hitting his
armrest in frustration over the tribbles:
“Oh no! He accidentally
hit the eject side ship button!”
On the realization that
the tribbles could be in the grain compartment:
“The tribbles are
Klingon spies!”
*Kirk opens the overhead
door*
“That's…*long pause* a
lot of tribbles”
Spock – “One million
seven hundred seventy one thousand five hundred sixty one.”
Anabelle *Blank and
confused stare*
Spock - “That's assuming
one tribble, multiplying with an average litter of ten, producing a new
generation every twelve hours over a period of three days.”
Anabelle – “Ah.”
On figuring out the
mystery:
“What if Barris is a
Klingon spy?”
*Darvin is revealed*
“I was close! See this is why they should have bumpy heads.”
On Barris’s orders once Darvin
is revealed:
Darvin- *on the
tribbles* “I don't know. I never saw one before in my life, and I hope I never
see one of those fuzzy miserable things again.”
Barris- “I'm certain
that can be arranged, Darvin. Guards? “
Anabelle- “KILL HIM!”
On Cyrano Jones:
“He reminds me of Mudd a
little.”
On the final scene:
“Where are the tribbles?”
*Funny crew conversation
eventually mentions beaming*
“Into space?!?! Back on the space station?!?!”
On the solution:
Kirk – “Where are they?”
Scotty- “I gave them a
good home, sir.”
Kirk – “WHERE?”
Scotty- “I gave them to
the Klingons, sir.”
Kirk- *MUCH softer* “You
gave them to the Klingons? “
Scotty- “Aye, sir.
Before they went into warp, I transported the whole kit and caboodle into their
engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all.”
Anabelle – “Hee hee
hee. Now that’s funny.”
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