On the long opening with no reveals:
"How much of the movie is the octopus in?
On the credits at the beginning of the film:
"Oh right, for an old movie we have to sit through the credits now.
On nothing shown for a while:
"What is that coming from beneath the sea?
This is giving Godzilla 2014 vibes."
On the submarine being attacked:
"Maybe those aren’t the main people in the movie."
"Is this a two room movie, like Alien?"
*He grabs her arm*
*He tells her to call him "Pete"*
*Doctor Leslie kisses Doctor John, the other scientist*
"Get wrecked, navy guy!"
"It’s coming from beneath the sea!!!!"
*Other evidence is provided, an old sea monster drawing*
"Why didn’t they thank Leslie?
The navy hates women."
"IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA!!"
*Scientists state "the Marianas Trench"*
"What a let down."
This movie feels like more than eighty minutes."
*Sings* "It’s coming from beneath the sea!"
"What if it inks?
That would be funny."
*a prolonged driving scene follows*
"Like this one."
"If John dies I'm going to be depressed.
Me- "They have to detonate it remotely, remember?"
Anabelle- "Oh yeah. My b."
Anabelle- "I can tell."
"Ewww! I hate her.
Get your grubby hands offs her."