Forever Is a Long Time Coming
Blaster- “Blast the ram a lamb a ding dongs outta those suckers.” FUN! His cassettes are tough too. He is a match for Soundwave.
Another techno-organic one faced Quintesson with a time window. Are they the time scientist caste?
A call for back up, and only Rodimus and Superion
show up. Twenty-one years later and the Aerialbots are still bitchin’ that
Silver Bolt is leader. Get over yourselves.
Time for more Old Cybertron LORE with the Aerialbots. Blaster, Blurr and Wreck-Gar go back in time this round though.
Time for more Old Cybertron LORE with the Aerialbots. Blaster, Blurr and Wreck-Gar go back in time this round though.
Whoah,
an army of Guardians. No mention of Omega Supreme by any of them. I think he
blew up one time too many?
Cool, another lady Autobot! Beta! (Connected to ALPHA Trion, perhaps. Subtlety is not the Transformer writers forte.) She gives us the background on the Independence War against Quintessons.
Have we learned nothing from the Dinobot
Island exercise? The time window is leaking ripples into the time stream. There’s a
time loop at a race that’s either run by Autobots, or drawn by lazy animators.
Rivers are reversing AAAH!
Cool! There’s Captain Faireborn, she’ll save the day when she finishes training… or not, since she’s a baby now. So much for that appearance.
Old Cybertronian “A-3” has popped out of the time window. It is obvious he is Alpha Trion but younger because he has a tiny metal mustache.
More Autobots did come as back up. They
were too lazy to draw them, I guess.
Oh no. Rodimus is down… yet again. Sigh. The writers hate him.
A time ripple showed Superion that A-3 is CLEARLY Alpha-Trion. Lucky he’s the only one that would recognize him.
Who’s that fixing Perceptor? I’ve never seen him before. It’s like they don’t care.
Lady Autobot has a crossbow that one shot kills Guardians. Dang
The Cybertron Uprising took place eleven million years ago AFTER four million years of slavery. The time scale of this show is insane!
Oh, so much for that hope. The Aerialbots didn’t figure out who A-3 was. Morons.
Time for Predacon LORE. Or their names anyway. I’ll take it. “The Predacons have no equal in battle and no weaknesses.” Um… That’s a hefty boast for a group of bad guys that loses as much as they do.
Cyclonus and Scourge fighting the Aerialbots….
Again. They hang out in space quite a lot. Saves on background art, I guess.
The Decepticons take cover in a black hole? That’s not the best of ideas. Huh, they found a planet. Ok then. It is yet another Transformer world. Scourge things it’s the afterlife. No wonder Cyclonus leads all of them.
Ah yes, the Planet of the poorly drawn energy rich, pacifist Autobots.
Scourge’s report- “A bunch of sissy Autobots.” Man, he sucks.
Let’s spend an episode of this kid’s show to mock pacifists now. The Eighties were quite a thing.
Galvatron brought the rest of Decepticons. A wise tactical move for a change.
The pacifist leader is a dune buggy/ helicopter triple changer. That’s kind of a waste of a cool character design. Wait, he’s Sandstorm and had a toy.
But the Autobots escape in a big ole spaceship. If only the Decepticons had an option for shooting far. *Stares at Galvatron’s cannon form*
Autobots have a lie detector they use on Sandstorm. I guess the giant face logo they all have on them isn’t enough anymore.
When the Autobots return, the Decepticons remember they do have a cannon. That is why the ship (which I feel the need to point out belongs to this planet) was a decoy. Rodimus Prime, not being a moron, came with the gang in Sky Lynx. They continue the message of “Pacifism sucks y’all.”
Little annoying Wheelie handles himself surprisingly well in combat. Then again, he did live on Quintessa alone for a chunk of time.
Rodimus Prime’s evaluation when he
doubts he can protect the energy rich planet from the Decepticons- “We’re
falling behind. Blow up the planet.”
Cool, another lady Autobot! Beta! (Connected to ALPHA Trion, perhaps. Subtlety is not the Transformer writers forte.) She gives us the background on the Independence War against Quintessons.
Cool! There’s Captain Faireborn, she’ll save the day when she finishes training… or not, since she’s a baby now. So much for that appearance.
Old Cybertronian “A-3” has popped out of the time window. It is obvious he is Alpha Trion but younger because he has a tiny metal mustache.
Oh no. Rodimus is down… yet again. Sigh. The writers hate him.
A time ripple showed Superion that A-3 is CLEARLY Alpha-Trion. Lucky he’s the only one that would recognize him.
Who’s that fixing Perceptor? I’ve never seen him before. It’s like they don’t care.
Lady Autobot has a crossbow that one shot kills Guardians. Dang
The Cybertron Uprising took place eleven million years ago AFTER four million years of slavery. The time scale of this show is insane!
Oh, so much for that hope. The Aerialbots didn’t figure out who A-3 was. Morons.
Time for Predacon LORE. Or their names anyway. I’ll take it. “The Predacons have no equal in battle and no weaknesses.” Um… That’s a hefty boast for a group of bad guys that loses as much as they do.
Fight or Flee
The Decepticons take cover in a black hole? That’s not the best of ideas. Huh, they found a planet. Ok then. It is yet another Transformer world. Scourge things it’s the afterlife. No wonder Cyclonus leads all of them.
Ah yes, the Planet of the poorly drawn energy rich, pacifist Autobots.
Scourge’s report- “A bunch of sissy Autobots.” Man, he sucks.
Let’s spend an episode of this kid’s show to mock pacifists now. The Eighties were quite a thing.
Galvatron brought the rest of Decepticons. A wise tactical move for a change.
The pacifist leader is a dune buggy/ helicopter triple changer. That’s kind of a waste of a cool character design. Wait, he’s Sandstorm and had a toy.
But the Autobots escape in a big ole spaceship. If only the Decepticons had an option for shooting far. *Stares at Galvatron’s cannon form*
Autobots have a lie detector they use on Sandstorm. I guess the giant face logo they all have on them isn’t enough anymore.
When the Autobots return, the Decepticons remember they do have a cannon. That is why the ship (which I feel the need to point out belongs to this planet) was a decoy. Rodimus Prime, not being a moron, came with the gang in Sky Lynx. They continue the message of “Pacifism sucks y’all.”
Little annoying Wheelie handles himself surprisingly well in combat. Then again, he did live on Quintessa alone for a chunk of time.
Sandstorm stands behind him like- "Uh. Pardon me?"
This is a total Captain Kirk move. I do not approve of your unmotivated lifestyle that has been working for you. Therefore, to protect you I shall end it.
Galvatron faces off against Magnus. A-gain. Come on guys, Rodimus was right there!
*Boom!* Dang. That’s like four worlds gone this season.
Rodimus Prime- “No need to get all mushy Cybertron is a better place anyway.”
He does kinda suck doesn’t he?
Quintesson LORE again?
Thief in the Night
We start with the Trypticon versus Metroplex
city crashing battle from “Five Faces of Darkness.” Grimlock, you speak for all
of us. “We’ve seen this! Skip to good part!”
It’s Teletran-Two???? The Ark was destroyed. Where are they?
Hey! Seaspray is OK! I thought he was off with the mermaid lady. Nice to see Broadside in his correct environment.
Oh great. More at Carbomya. No wonder it’s Teletran-Two. We’ll miss you, Casey.
This is a total Captain Kirk move. I do not approve of your unmotivated lifestyle that has been working for you. Therefore, to protect you I shall end it.
Galvatron faces off against Magnus. A-gain. Come on guys, Rodimus was right there!
*Boom!* Dang. That’s like four worlds gone this season.
Rodimus Prime- “No need to get all mushy Cybertron is a better place anyway.”
He does kinda suck doesn’t he?
Quintesson LORE again?
It’s Teletran-Two???? The Ark was destroyed. Where are they?
Hey! Seaspray is OK! I thought he was off with the mermaid lady. Nice to see Broadside in his correct environment.
Oh great. More at Carbomya. No wonder it’s Teletran-Two. We’ll miss you, Casey.
Trypticon has joined the offensive middle eastern nation. And it would be perfect to include Blitzwing on the run after betraying Galvatron in the five part season opener. Oh crud no. It’s Octane, the new triple changer, to sell a new toy. It’s like they don’t care.
Trypticon was hiding on Dinobot Island?
Why didn’t we get to see that?
Oil is the best source of Energon at a thousand barrels per cube? Did Exxon sponsor this? I’ve seen them make Energon out of oil before. It makes a cube by filling it to the cube's way less than a thousand gallon capacity.
The Carbomya leader (who is definitely not Gaddafi) asks for all the gold in the US. So, they’re robbing Fort Knox. Like… the actual building. Even in fake 2006 someone must have a camera.
Ooh! Sandstorm is with the Autobot gang. Helps so much to have a new toy, doesn’t it?
Grimlock can sense “dinosaur transform static.” What? The Autobot conclusion from this -we have to terminate the Dinobots. Morons.
Trypticon stole the Taj Mahal too as well as other landmarks. This is the Cobra plan.
Oil is the best source of Energon at a thousand barrels per cube? Did Exxon sponsor this? I’ve seen them make Energon out of oil before. It makes a cube by filling it to the cube's way less than a thousand gallon capacity.
The Carbomya leader (who is definitely not Gaddafi) asks for all the gold in the US. So, they’re robbing Fort Knox. Like… the actual building. Even in fake 2006 someone must have a camera.
Ooh! Sandstorm is with the Autobot gang. Helps so much to have a new toy, doesn’t it?
Grimlock can sense “dinosaur transform static.” What? The Autobot conclusion from this -we have to terminate the Dinobots. Morons.
Trypticon stole the Taj Mahal too as well as other landmarks. This is the Cobra plan.
Galvatron brings the whole gang
to investigate when Octane tries to rejoin his team.
Why are the Decepticons so excited about this? Oil is not a new type of Energon. Maybe the thousand barrels a cube type is?
Sky Lynx has dinosaur electrons too? That is not how this works. You tell them how stupid this is Sky Lynx!
Why are the Decepticons so excited about this? Oil is not a new type of Energon. Maybe the thousand barrels a cube type is?
Sky Lynx has dinosaur electrons too? That is not how this works. You tell them how stupid this is Sky Lynx!
Oh, they
needed Perceptor to analyze the Energon and prove it is Decepticon type before
trusting their own team mates. Morons.
Galvatron forgives Octane fast. It’s like Megatron with Starscream, which would make more sense again if it were Blitzwing who we’ve seen prove his worth.
That attack on the city sized Trypticon got stopped instantly. Perhaps sending only four Aerialbots was a poor strike team.
Moving on- Trypticon grabs the entire Kremlin. I think he grew. Metroplex is here to stop him!!! In a battle too expensive to animate!! But it’s foggy, so the USSR blames Metroplex for stealing it as he returns it. This “proof” leads all nations to blame the Autobots for everything. The Autobots should have just taken over Earth and enslaved everyone.
For the next strike team, the Autobots brought everyone this time. Well done, Rodimus, though I think just brining Metroplex was enough. He one shots Trypticon with an oil rig ending that fight, then blasts the rest of the Decepticons.
A rerun of the Decepticon LORE? I forgot
how few there were.
Galvatron forgives Octane fast. It’s like Megatron with Starscream, which would make more sense again if it were Blitzwing who we’ve seen prove his worth.
That attack on the city sized Trypticon got stopped instantly. Perhaps sending only four Aerialbots was a poor strike team.
Moving on- Trypticon grabs the entire Kremlin. I think he grew. Metroplex is here to stop him!!! In a battle too expensive to animate!! But it’s foggy, so the USSR blames Metroplex for stealing it as he returns it. This “proof” leads all nations to blame the Autobots for everything. The Autobots should have just taken over Earth and enslaved everyone.
For the next strike team, the Autobots brought everyone this time. Well done, Rodimus, though I think just brining Metroplex was enough. He one shots Trypticon with an oil rig ending that fight, then blasts the rest of the Decepticons.
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