A Salute To All Future World, But Mostly Imagination
Putting on The Robocop led to a giant fight with my shoe. While contrary to the instructions, I realized perhaps I should try putting the hiking boot on first, then the brace over it.
(Foreshadowing- A combination of the methods worked. Yay!)
Rosa got one on this trip.
We really share everything!
(Foreshadowing- We did not… and don’t call me Shirley.)
For the only time on this trip, and the only time EVER first thing in the morning, in our experience, the bus decided to go get folks at one of the other All Star Resorts before going to the Park. There was a mob there. Our bus packed them in, called for back up, and then took us to EPCOT.
(Foreshadowing- We were NEVER sure why.)
I was excited to see the EPCOT maps returned to being "Right Side Up" with the entrance at the bottom, even though that is the northernmost part of the Park.
(Foreshadowing- I noticed this when Anabelle was scrapbooking with maps about a year after the trip. However, she noted that I stated this in the Park as well. I'll take her word over mine.)
Though we were a bit past Extra Magic Hour Half Hour Rope Drop, we stuck with the
original plan of hurrying to the Frozen ride first thing as that is the only
time the line is manageable.
The
Robocop demonstrated it would hold up well on its second day of use as I mostly
kept pace with my family all the way to Norway. (clomp clomp clomp) YAY!
The
ride wasn’t a walk on, but it wasn’t too bad. It was about the wait time of the
post Extra Magic Hour Half Hour Avatar Boat the previous morning. It gave Rosa
and Anabelle time to keep their Duolingo streaks alive, and me a chance to
recover from the “Eight Hundred Meter Hobble” while continuing to suck at
languages. Due to the extended time on that line, we were in one spot long enough that I scored a picture of Wandering Oaken peeking out of the Sauna. YOO HOOO!
Elsa
looked a bit hung over when we reached her featured section of the Frozen ride.
High end animatronics need lots of high end maintenance. The Magic Band lit up
appropriately for that “Let it Go” scene and did a little sparkle at the exit.
It may have lit up other times, but since I was looking at the ride and not my
wrist, there is no way to know.
(Foreshadowing- Sense a pattern?)
Hey,
guess what is right next to Norway! Mexico and the Grand Fiesta Tour!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
The
Cast Member was trying to give us directions to the ride in careful English,
until Anabelle called Rosa back to us with a very Latin sounding, “MaMA’.” Then
the Cast Member said “Ah,” Switched to Spanish and provided much more fluid
directions. We were alone in our own boat!!! YAAAAY!!!
As
we came around to the combination exit and entrance, the line looked like it
had grown.
(Foreshadowing- It had not.)
A single family was wandering aimlessly in the queue. (Maybe they were wondering about the Golf Ball too?) Rosa waved at the Cast Member, inquired “Otra Vez?” and blamed me by pointing to The Robocop. We went again! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
With
no PhotoPass, it was up to Anabelle, Master of the Point Five, to capture us on
our ride. I did confirm the skeleton marionettes had eyes in their pelvises on
the second pass through as well, which isn’t disturbing at all.
Out
of the ride, in the marketplace, Anabelle’s excitement over a new Three
Caballeros shirt was visible. The fact that it had extra details including the Aracuan
bird augmented the excitement. This was good as Awesome Happy Cast Member
Esteban saw her, and immediately rushed over. He was hugely helpful, finding the
right size and bringing us to a register. He, like everyone else there
commented on the intense heat and reminded us to stay hydrated. He asked how
long we had been in The World and where we went in the even greater extreme heat
of yesterday. When we told him Animal Kingdom, his Awesome Happy shell cracked
a little as he exclaimed, “Oh my God!”
On
our way to one new EPCOT character experience, we encountered another, because
Disney Life is like that. YAAY! In the Gazebo near the edge of World Showcase
was Asha from Wish. YAAY! By the end of the trip, I had it down, but for
the majority of our travels, I could not prevent myself from calling her
Aiesha.
(Foreshadowing- Thanks to parenthood being the gift that keeps on giving, I will never live this down.)
Anabelle,
a big Wish fan, had a detailed conversation with her that bounced around
on topics and spent a while concerning Valentino. The meeting finished and
Anabelle looked at us stating, “I volunteered to Goat Sit.” As we left a little
girl tore into the Gazebo screaming, “ASHA!!!!!”
Anabelle said, “Me.”
The
original plan, given we were coming from that direction, was to enter the
Imageworks directly for the Figment meet and greet. However, we changed that
plan because Anabelle said, “But I want to ride Figment.” YAAY! Who
can argue with that logic?
The Magic Band flashed a bit at the stink lab and the final hall.
(Foreshadowing- And other places… but I was busy watching the ride.)
In
the Imageworks THERE WAS FIGMENT! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! The wait was several
orders of magnitude less than the four hours when he first appeared. This is
good, because as much as I love Figment (A LOT!) I wouldn’t wait four hours for
him to come home with me. His meeting area had a Dreamfinder silhouette in the
background! And next to him was a screen showing the old animations from the
original Journey Into Imagination! SQUEEEEE!!!
The
Internet Port Ralph and Vanellope used before they got fired was now “The Dream
Port.” Figment had to go back through it to get a “figgy snack.” A bunch of
people on the short line left. I bet they were from California. Naturally, this
being our home Disney, Figment came back out after almost no time.
While
we waited that little bit, we noticed the abandoned and roped off Island of
Imagination where Joy used to meet people. (“Boo, Hiss” – Anabelle)
Then,
we met Figment!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
He was very excited. So were we. YAAAY!! I got extra hugs because he was
on my Magic Band Plus. YAAAAY!! That was the best use of the thing I found on the
whole trip. He was equally excited to see himself on Anabelle’s ears, along
with the Dreamfinder. The Handler thanked us for our support and told Anabelle
Figment will say, “Hi!” to Dreamfinder for her. YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Two
other cast members handed out the Autograph cards. I told them I had been
waiting for this meeting since I was twelve. They thought that was sweet. (Or
pretended to, to avoid upsetting the crazy old man.) As I left, I realized that
the Lone Ranger shirt I habitually wear to EPCOT and had on was also around
that long.
Moana
had a meeting area near her new attraction, but in the blistering heat, (and
knowing we’d have two other days in two locations to meet her) standing there
and sweltering was not in the cards.
Instead, we went through the new Journey of Water to cool off.
The attraction was a great deal like the interactive Imageworks… but wet! It was SO FUN! YAAAAAAY!!
There
were many ways the guests’ motions interacted with various water features and
fountains. Plus, there was a cool Te Fiti PhotoPass opportunity in the middle. (With the Big
Ball in the background)
(Foreshadowing- Sense a pattern?)
(Foreshadowing- It had not.)
A single family was wandering aimlessly in the queue. (Maybe they were wondering about the Golf Ball too?) Rosa waved at the Cast Member, inquired “Otra Vez?” and blamed me by pointing to The Robocop. We went again! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
(Foreshadowing- Thanks to parenthood being the gift that keeps on giving, I will never live this down.)
Anabelle said, “Me.”
The Magic Band flashed a bit at the stink lab and the final hall.
(Foreshadowing- And other places… but I was busy watching the ride.)
The attraction was a great deal like the interactive Imageworks… but wet! It was SO FUN! YAAAAAAY!!
Anabelle tried to be helpful telling me
which way the “dry path” was to protect my boot. When I said I would forgo that
route, she asked why. “Because it is a billion degrees,” got an accepting
response. “This is true.” (clomp squish clomp)
(Foreshadowing- BUT NOT THE LAST)
EPCOT Death March. (clomp clomp clomp)
On
the way, water bottles were filled, and snacks were exchanged for PowerAde… so
we didn’t die.
It
was time to start really taking in the gorgeous topiaries and gardens of the
Flower and Garden Festival, the main (non Muppet farewell *sniff*) reason this accidental trip happened.
Anabelle
bought the circular bingo card that would allow her to trade it in for a
character watering can after identifying all the flowers Spike the Bee was next
to at the various gardens all around EPCOT for the festival. Her infatuation
with Spike the Bee, a character she had never heard of before planning this
trip, was borderline disturbing. She spent hours researching which watering can
she felt was the cutest to help her selection once this quest was completed.
(Foreshadowing- She didn’t get that one.)
Because we’d already seen Norway and Mexico that morning and had a scheduled lunch on the other side of World Showcase, we started the EPCOT Death March in Canada. Yes… I know. We can only beg forgiveness from the EPCOT gods.
(Foreshadowing- She didn’t get that one.)
Because we’d already seen Norway and Mexico that morning and had a scheduled lunch on the other side of World Showcase, we started the EPCOT Death March in Canada. Yes… I know. We can only beg forgiveness from the EPCOT gods.
(Foreshadowing- Who am I kidding? I'm pretty sure we've done so many EPCOT Death Marches that the starting side comes out about even.)
The
record setting heat was having some extra effects, and the waterfalls in the
backyard of Canada were turned off. Perhaps they had to divert all the water to the
new Moana attraction. However, Anabelle’s initiation of the Spike the Bee hunt
was off and running. (clomp clomp clomp)
Over
in England, the Shakespeare and tea inspired gardens were on theme for our
family. There were sent photos of the tea for Uncle Dave. We did a quick Rabbit check
in the back of the pavilion in Christopher Robin’s room, but sadly, only Pooh
was meeting folks. Alas.
France
was next.
(Foreshadowing- This is abridged, but I feel saying, “We wandered around, enjoying
looking at pretty flowers and character shaped bushes,” in every pavilion would
make me seem less manly. As if the fairy and princess backpacks hadn’t taken
care of that years ago.)
We
tried out the single rider line on Ratatouille and breezed past the
fifty-minute wait. Not only that, but we all ended up in the same set of rats,
and Rosa and I were sitting in front of and behind each other in the same one. YAAAY!
Clearly, this was the way to go.
(Foreshadowing- Many times.)
Rosa
made some Instant Disney Friends from Ohio. Anabelle shared the rest of her car
with an entertainingly fun Australian family. I found my usual luck in these
situations and sat next to a woman on a business call that lasted until we
dropped into the restaurant part of the adventure.
The
ride was as fantastic and immersive as we remembered. That single rider line was
a HUGE game changer. YAAAAAY!!
Anabelle
had multiple side quests on this trip. While checking for Spike the Bee, we
also crossed to near the water where Belle was due to come out for her “I must
meet all the princesses to repair the emotional damage of Disneyland’s lack of
scheduling” quest. (“The struggle is real.” – Anabelle) On line was a young Portuguese
speaking Donald fan who wanted to know where Anabelle got her Tiny Donald.
Between Rosa having a fair amount of knowledge of the language, and Anabelle’s
love of Donald (and knowledge of related languages) they got an answer across
to her.
(Foreshadowing- Many times.)
I was also there.
There
is a new paradigm for characters that works much better. Guests must remain in
their spot at the front of the line and the character comes to get you. This
guarantees a more personal introduction, and prevents the over enthusiastic,
interrupting run ins.
Belle
was Belle. And in her blue dress. YAAAAAY!!!
She did notice the rose on Anabelle’s “Flowers of Princesses” shirt, which landed in a runner up position on SO MANY previous trips, before the Flower and Garden festival pushed it into the spotlight this time. YAAY! Belle even realized the rose was on there specifically tied to her name… eventually. Rosa wearing her “Enchanted Rose” shirt as well probably helped. See, the magic of the Shirt Grid is real.
The
Princess Quest continued back in the France Pavilion proper with Aurora. The
line was longish but moving. However, we had a one o’clock lunch reservation
looming. It was too late to change it on the App and I hurried over
(clompclompclomp) to the entrance of Chef’s de France to check if I could push
out the time a bit. The MASSIVE size of the place was made apparent when the
French cast member assured me we’d be fine if we came back, “by three.”
I returned to my family in time to meet Aurora, and it was truly Aurora. This is
how Anabelle differentiates between the two types of that Princess after years
of meeting them both with cousins named after her film. Aurora recognizes all
of their names immediately. Sleeping Beauty always has a look on her face like,
“Who’s Phillip?”
They
had a great meeting. Aurora asked about the princess themed flowers on
Anabelle’s shirt, and also asked her favorite colors. The kids before her had
talked about Pink and Blue, leading to Flora and Merriweather references. Anabelle’s
answer, (her first favorites are pink and blue, but she wanted to avoid that
route) “purple,” got Aurora talking about Flora and Merriweather anyway,
because it is a mix of pink and blue. Plus, her flower shirt earned another
Flora reference. Anabelle reached her limit and blurted out, “I’ve always been
a fan of Fauna and think she’s underrated.” Aurora suggested maybe she could
get a green dress and all pretense was dropped,
“I’VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS!”
Once Aurora recovered, after taking a step back, they talked about getting matching green dresses. Anabelle’s green platform Converse sneakers turned out to be the perfect choice for the day. (Instead of the pink and blue custom heart ones… whew.) YAAAAAY!!
Filled
with princess magic, we went over (a smidge late) for our first time meal in
France. We were seated without a wait. YAY!
Anabelle
decided the place was so swanky she should take off her Minnie Ears. I decided
the deformation of my calf was so great, I should put my foot across underneath
the table, while resting it on the opposing chair and loosen The Robocop.
There
was menu confusion, even after I printed them all out, and the three of us
particularly studied for this new experience. This was because the “Price Fixe
Menu” listed online as “definitely not part of the Meal Plan” was, in fact,
part of the meal plan.
That
meant there were two choices.
1) Normal Meal Plan- Choose ANY entrée, ANY Drink and ANY dessert.
2) Price Fix- Choose from a SUBSET of entrées, a SUBSET of drinks, ANY dessert. But also get ANY appetizer.
This
led to a larger pile of confusion for a while. We finally figured it all out,
at the expense of Rosa being able to have cranberry juice. I feel like if I had
time to spreadsheet the whole thing, we could have gotten her juice as well.
(Foreshadowing- Perhaps I should seek professional help.)
Anabelle
was convinced our waiter was really Chat Noir. Not only was his name Adrian,
but instead of saying “You’re Welcome,” he would wink. He winked A LOT. He also
helped her confidence by telling her the French pronunciation she used while
ordering my salad, (as there was no way I was attempting the pronunciation) was
very good. I refused to try, given my innate sucking at languages. However,
springing it on her at the table, while referring to her bits of Duolingo
acquired knowledge as, “You speak French,” was likely bad form on my part.
(“YA THINK!!!?!?!?!?!” – Anabelle.)
The
meal was fantastic, Rosa ended up with a Sprite, I ended up with a house Chardonnay that my lame taste
buds couldn’t distinguish from the better wines.
Rosa
got gluten free rolls, and Anabelle and I shared a baguette that had the exact
sound of the one in Ratatouille. YAAY!
None of the appetizers were gluten free. I had what was officially Rosa’s salad with goat cheese, and Anabelle had escargot. The irony of remembering when she was little getting off the bus at Pop Century and terrified of all the snails on the side walk in the rain was not lost on me.
(“BUT I DIDN’T HAVE TO EAT THOSE!!”- Anabelle)
Rosa’s salmon with rice and vegetables, Anabelle’s ratatouille and my shrimp and scallops were all phenomenal. Anabelle, who hates tomatoes normally, ate them with gusto in her dish. It was all very “Remy” like experiences. I usually eat everything in my dish separately. (I know, “What color of the spectrum is that?”) Although, I learned that didn’t work here. I was at first disappointed with how bitter the spinach was. However, mixing it with the central puff pastry of the dish and the sauce (basically a seafood bisque) was amazing. The goat cheese in the salad worked the same way, and Rosa and Anabelle had similar experiences with their entrées. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
We
made a few observations while having the astonishing culinary adventure.
Anabelle pointed out, “This is a WHOLE lot quieter than Germany.” Though later
on when proclaiming it what we all thought- “The best meal I’ve ever eaten in a
Park,” Anabelle added, “The only thing that would make it better is an Oom Pah
band.”
She
then added a sentiment we agreed with, “Lowkey, except for Aurora, the rest of our family would hate
this.”
Adrian
returned to clear the dishes and picked up every single plate (entrée, appetizer
and bread) on the whole table in a series of fluid motions without dropping a
single crumb. He left while Anabelle noted, “That was crazy.”
Rosa
and Anabelle had delicious sorbet selections in various flavors. I had a crème
brulee, which I always forget how much I like, and this one was well beyond
that. YAAAAY!
Anabelle
was worried about one of the three side quests of this trip that had a focus
today:
1) Encounter Every Princess
2) Spike the Bee Bingo Card
3) Point Five Photos in each country.
She
was concerned we’d not make it to Jasmine in time. When I said she was next
door, as we waited longer and longer for the sorbet, she said that didn’t help.
There was also more confusion when Adrian explained we could charge the tip to
the room and I didn’t understand what I needed to do for that after I wrote the
number.
(Foreshadowing- Nothing.)
There
was a stop at the rest room on the way out with far too many “Oui Oui” “Wee
Wee” jokes for such a classy joint.
As
we left, we heard an individual who had clearly been out in the sun too long as
he lost the word for humidity and stated it was “moisty.” This also may have
been on the way in as occasionally the chronological nature of the notes gets
messed up. He was not the only person clearly out in the sun too long.
Over in Morocco, after the Point Five Picture of course, we found our way through the pretty country back to Lamps of Wonder. The line extended way out into the maze like passages of Morocco. However, that was because Jasmine hadn’t showed up yet. During some moments in the shade back there, it is entirely possible that Rosa and I both fell asleep standing up.
Jasmine
was one of the better visits, out of many “better” visits. Anabelle initially declined
a flying carpet trip, but Jasmine promised to fly low. She said the Genie
really likes the song because he knows he can see the “Whole New World” in two
minutes and thirty-eight seconds. HA!! Anabelle almost forgot about her first
time making the trip “Princess flowers shirt” again, but did show Jasmine the
Lotus. Jasmine had a shiny one on her pants and it was an epic moment. YAAAY!!
I
knew the Japan arch with the Big Ball in the background was the proper place to
document The Robocop. Rosa took the photo because if I tried it as a selfie,
I’d still be standing there. Or more likely, falling over there.
She did notice the rose on Anabelle’s “Flowers of Princesses” shirt, which landed in a runner up position on SO MANY previous trips, before the Flower and Garden festival pushed it into the spotlight this time. YAAY! Belle even realized the rose was on there specifically tied to her name… eventually. Rosa wearing her “Enchanted Rose” shirt as well probably helped. See, the magic of the Shirt Grid is real.
“I’VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS!”
Once Aurora recovered, after taking a step back, they talked about getting matching green dresses. Anabelle’s green platform Converse sneakers turned out to be the perfect choice for the day. (Instead of the pink and blue custom heart ones… whew.) YAAAAAY!!
1) Normal Meal Plan- Choose ANY entrée, ANY Drink and ANY dessert.
2) Price Fix- Choose from a SUBSET of entrées, a SUBSET of drinks, ANY dessert. But also get ANY appetizer.
(Foreshadowing- Perhaps I should seek professional help.)
(“YA THINK!!!?!?!?!?!” – Anabelle.)
None of the appetizers were gluten free. I had what was officially Rosa’s salad with goat cheese, and Anabelle had escargot. The irony of remembering when she was little getting off the bus at Pop Century and terrified of all the snails on the side walk in the rain was not lost on me.
(“BUT I DIDN’T HAVE TO EAT THOSE!!”- Anabelle)
Rosa’s salmon with rice and vegetables, Anabelle’s ratatouille and my shrimp and scallops were all phenomenal. Anabelle, who hates tomatoes normally, ate them with gusto in her dish. It was all very “Remy” like experiences. I usually eat everything in my dish separately. (I know, “What color of the spectrum is that?”) Although, I learned that didn’t work here. I was at first disappointed with how bitter the spinach was. However, mixing it with the central puff pastry of the dish and the sauce (basically a seafood bisque) was amazing. The goat cheese in the salad worked the same way, and Rosa and Anabelle had similar experiences with their entrées. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
1) Encounter Every Princess
2) Spike the Bee Bingo Card
3) Point Five Photos in each country.
(Foreshadowing- Nothing.)
Over in Morocco, after the Point Five Picture of course, we found our way through the pretty country back to Lamps of Wonder. The line extended way out into the maze like passages of Morocco. However, that was because Jasmine hadn’t showed up yet. During some moments in the shade back there, it is entirely possible that Rosa and I both fell asleep standing up.
(Foreshadowing- The photo is on the index page, as my injury and EPCOT seemed the best representations of this trip. And, yes, this is also very much not foreshadowing.)
Anabelle
got a Boba Grape Juice from the festival stand in Japan, but it was Rosa who
found Spike the Bee in the garden. Our whole family gets into the side quests. We’re
big on checklists. (Yes, MANY colors of the spectrum.)
We
passed through the Kawaii Museum, but Anabelle said it was less fun without
Aurora… and much less fun without tormenting Veronica. The giant Mitsukoshi store
is always tempting. They had a Final Wars Gigan which I’ve been wanting
to add to the Godzilla shelf for an age, and Rosa handed it to me. While I was
waiting to pay, I noticed a Kiryu (millennium Mechagodzilla), which my shelf
also lacked, high up against the wall, and Rosa ran to get that as well, before
I finished explaining who it was. Yes, I am an addict, but it helps being
married to an enabler. Anabelle found a plush Kuromi (Hello Kitty friend)
keychain that is now a permanent fixture on her Disney Park backpack. She was so focused on the Spike the Bee hunt, that she forgot to hide the Graduation button and got her first congratulations while purchasing. Perhaps the Kuromi find in this store also blurred her focus a tad. As we left, the Awesome Happy Disney Sales Clerk ran out of the shop behind us to hand Anabelle her Spike The Bee Bingo Card.
(Foreshadowing- I have no idea what that reason could be. Maybe it is their way of apologizing for the days when they were the only ones with no penny pressing machines.)
On the way to the next land, Anabelle heard some frat guys say something about someone else concerning, “Tap those cheeks.” At least they had a smidge of class to be mortified that she heard them.
(Foreshadowing- She did not.)
Getting to Germany was critical, as Italy had no bathrooms. As most Italians I know pee a lot, this is an oversight. When I asked, “Do we care about the Tiny Village?” they both yelled “NO!” and rushed to the rest rooms.
(Foreshadowing- For my own personal “rushing to rest rooms” moments, assume it happened on every lull or pause. Also, aging sucks.)
We took the Point Five in China, explored the Shanghai Disney exhibit a bit, and went into the movie. Even as fried, dehydrated and sunburned as we were...
(Foreshadowing- A lot!)That one is gorgeous, and restful, allowing some regeneration. In the store, Anabelle thought she finally found a personalized item with her name spelled right.
(Foreshadowing- It wasn’t.)
The chop sticks package spelled it “Anabelle” but the chop sticks themselves had “ANNabelle” etched on them. Alas.
(Doesn’t your family have a favorite Norse Myth?
And why not?)
Anabelle had to wait to get a picture of Freya, because a group of twenty somethings was planning their entire vacation standing in front of, and ignoring, the goddess.
Philistines.
Anna and Elsa had a forty minute wait fifteen minutes before they left, and the ride was broken. On to Mexico it was.Anabelle took the Point Five with the pyramid, and the ride had a posted sixteen minute wait.
(Foreshadowing- Sometimes my notes are clearly wrong, and yet I do not care.)
This meant we had to navigate some gaps through the market, but it was still far shorter than the listed time. (Whatever it really was.) YAAAAY! As we approached the ride, the volcano belched out a cloud of smoke. Rosa pronounced, “They picked a new Pope!”
A reminder that Rosa is hilarious.
We all hunted furiously outside for Spike the Bee. Considering the gardens were tiny there, it was odd none of us could find him. We eventually concluded he was in the “closed for construction” area, and Anabelle ruled “identification via elimination” (and / or a Google Search) was allowed.
Finishing
the EPCOT Death March we returned to Future World. (clomp clomp clomp) There
was a Figment Golden statue, but as I approached it to wave the Magic Band, a
young girl in front of me activated it with hers without breaking stride.
Anabelle was supportive as always. “You snooze, you lose.”
Parenthood, the gift that keeps on giving.
She
documented a Spike the Bee sighting near the Pluto topiary in the Mickey area
crossing Lands before riding Soarin’. That ride is always completely immersive
and inspiring. YAAAY! And they updated the end to match the current
configuration of EPCOT. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
We
hadn’t done the Big Ball yet and it was time. With the new layout we weren’t
sure if we went the right way. That should provide an idea of how tired we were
given our target was THE BIG BALL! Alas, the little animatronic boy selling
papers had fallen down. Additionally, the camera was not working. Double alas.
The
sun was too much, even for Rosa, who is genetically disposed to it. That plus
the Villanova Commencement Infection sent her home an hour early. Incorrect
directions sent her the wrong way to the bus, a common affliction of McGinley
mothers.
(Foreshadowing- She wasn’t the only one with the Villanova Commencement Infection.)
Anabelle
and I stayed to find the last couple of Spike the Bees. The final flower she
found Spike the Bee next to, completing the entire search in one day, even
though we’d be back two other times, was an impatience. WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
(Anabelle- “Shut up.”)
Based
on her early research, she planned on the Orange Bird watering can because he
was the cutest, and the water came out of Spike the Bee’s nose. (I found this
to be a benefit.) However, after seeing them in person, and her deep connection
formed with him all day, Anabelle chose Spike the Bee. YAAY!
There
was a new structure in the middle of Future World that lit up and played music.
(Foreshadowing-By the new Walt statue, we forgot to look at, guess we have to go back.
YAAAY!)
Anna and Elsa had a forty minute wait fifteen minutes before they left, and the ride was broken. On to Mexico it was.Anabelle took the Point Five with the pyramid, and the ride had a posted sixteen minute wait.
(Foreshadowing- Sometimes my notes are clearly wrong, and yet I do not care.)
This meant we had to navigate some gaps through the market, but it was still far shorter than the listed time. (Whatever it really was.) YAAAAY! As we approached the ride, the volcano belched out a cloud of smoke. Rosa pronounced, “They picked a new Pope!”
A reminder that Rosa is hilarious.
We all hunted furiously outside for Spike the Bee. Considering the gardens were tiny there, it was odd none of us could find him. We eventually concluded he was in the “closed for construction” area, and Anabelle ruled “identification via elimination” (and / or a Google Search) was allowed.
Parenthood, the gift that keeps on giving.
(Foreshadowing- She wasn’t the only one with the Villanova Commencement Infection.)
The Magic Band changed colors along with it. Big whoop.
We
decided to try the Journey of Water at dusk as it got darker. There were lights
adding color to the various water features. We found it kind of “meh,” but
that’s likely because we were exhausted and dehydrated.
Hey,
a random Captain Hook sighting passing through the Park. Rosa saw him too.
(Foreshadowing- I have no idea.)
Harmonious
was cancelled, for no visible reason, blowing our plan of ducking out before
the fireworks’ crowd. Alas.
Anabelle
made a Teeny (one year old) Instant Disney Friend in the rest room before
leaving. She saw Anabelle and yelled, “HELLoooOOOOO!!!!” from her spot seated
on the changing table.
Anabelle asked if she had a good day:
“YEEEeeeeeEEEEEESS!!!”
Hey,
the Magic Band lights up to match the Park exit area colors as well.
Whatever.
(Foreshadowing- We were completely burned out and dehydrated.)
With
the end of day show cancelled, the bus was completely packed and we had to
stand. Anabelle, who hadn't had any food or water since France, felt dizzy and nauseous and spent most of the ride home
squatting down. I was able to empty our souvenir bag into my pockets and hands
to give to her. To the woman who was horrified by this, after saying in Spanish
(not thinking anyone would understand) that her grandkid was going to pee all
over the bus adding significantly to Anabelle’s queasiness:
Up yours.
Back
at the hotel, I was reminded of another superior part of our home Disney Parks:
customizable Quick Service meals. Me and my gimpy foot picked up impossible
burgers, with modified (me) or absent (Anabelle) toppings for dinner. Rosa had
some gluten free leftovers she had stashed in the backpack. You can imagine
what state Rosa and Anabelle were in if I was the one chosen to stagger for
food. (clomp clomp clomp) I’m used to being constantly sunburned and dehydrated
while ill in Disney World. It was a new experience for them.
While
I was cleaning up and going on the mug run, they watched Anabelle’s favorite
Doc McStuffins episode. “Bella Ballerina.” Anabelle also updated her “Must Do”
list, modifying the some of the choices to leave out MGM, "Because it is a hole.”
She
also added “Throw up on the bus” to her “Must Do” list, in order to check it
off. She is a completist.
During
this night’s mug run (or mug hobble, clomp clomp clomp) I passed a family
carrying a tiny, half asleep girl who revived just long enough to point towards
the statue and yell, “MICKEY MOUSE!” I complimented them on excellent
parenting.
Once
we were all cleaned up, and I was icing my ankle, we watched Bambi before
passing out. (There was a pause in the middle for the previously mentioned mug
run.) I’m not sure why but, it seemed appropriate.
49718/2=
24,859 steps
18.4/2= 9.2 miles
(Foreshadowing- I have no idea.)
Anabelle asked if she had a good day:
“YEEEeeeeeEEEEEESS!!!”
Whatever.
(Foreshadowing- We were completely burned out and dehydrated.)
Up yours.
18.4/2= 9.2 miles











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