A Salute To All Of Our Return, But Mostly The
Functional App
We arose excited (yet full of anxiety) at Stupid O’clock in the morning, with the lack of any traffic allowing the limo driver and his Escalade to arrive ahead of schedule in our driveway. We locked up, battened down and hauled out three backpacks, two suitcases and a carry on. (In a pear tree.) There was some shoving of various types of protein bars into our faces, and Rosa stashed some Gluten Free travel snacks in her bags and pockets per usual.
Well…
They breezed through the shortened wait security check station.
I had a note stating I needed to leave my isolation boot on to protect my ankle when I walked through. Therefore, security scanned me with it on and then made me sit down and remove it.
Then they made me continue to sit there for an extended period while they carried the boot back and sent it through the conveyor belt with other people’s stuff. Rosa and Anabelle were kind enough to shuttle me the rest of my x-rayed accoutrements, allowing me to reassemble during the footwear scan. They were also kind enough to wait before walking faster than I could to the gate. (clomp clomp clomp)
(Foreshadowing- I will laugh about this forever when I see French Fries.)
The
transportation luck of the morning continued. Take the early flight to Disney,
kids! We were going to be the first stop!!! YAAY! Also, the driver showed Moana
2 allowing Anabelle to “lock in.”
They
focused on the screen, making me the only one getting excited about Disney
World signage, at least until we reached the official entry arch, where
Anabelle scored an excellent picture with her newly discovered “Portrait Mode.”
Then
the excitement gripped us all.
DISNEY BUSSES!!!!
PURPLE SIGNS!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!
The
bus stopped, we collected our bags and entered the All Star Sports Lobby. I’ve
talked a great deal about the “Main Street Sigh of Relief.” However, the “Magic
Begins Moment” of entering the air conditioning of the resort for the first
time is equally important- especially for this trip where I truly believed we
were not going to make it on so many occasions.
That
was how I greeted the Cast Members when it was our turn at the desk. “WE MADE
IT!
I really didn’t think we would this time.” The more experienced of the two quickly answered, “Of course you made it.” YAAAAY!!
The
“Earning My Ears” Cast Member was Awesome and Happy but focused on getting us
checked in correctly. The other one had also just graduated college, was going
to grad school and swapped notes with Anabelle while getting her celebratory
button. This is where we learned Disney has been systematically lying to us for
years about the shelf life of Magic Bands. Rosa and Anabelle’s old ones would
work fine for paying, meal plan, hotel door opening and Park entrance. It was
only the long range powers of the Bands that die with the battery. With a Key
to the World card in their wallets, that feature was covered as well. We were
happy to learn our room (4124) was on the ground floor (as my gimpy self
requested) in the Tennis section (with bonuses of being one of the closest
non-preferred rooms AND having statues of Donald and his Nephews outside) and
was ready. YAAAY!
(Foreshadowing- Those ducks turned out to be really important.)
We
set up a location for our bags in the End Zone Food Court and decided to eat
before bringing our stuff to the room in a rare (for this trip) anti
CrazyHungryLand decision.
(Foreshadowing- Also: so we didn’t die.)
Rosa
stayed with the bags, anticipating her first un-gluten conversation with a
Disney chef. Anabelle and I engaged in a debate that included running back to
Rosa to select our mug colors. (Those who know, understand the gravity of this
decision.) Rosa went with pink, Anabelle blue, and (while not a favorite color)
the translucence of the green lid steered me to that one. The two of us loaded
up our trays with the first Quick Service meal…
And the ENORMOUS family checking out before us had no idea what their pin number was.
Fortunately,
another line opened next to us, because Disney Cast Members are Awesome and
Happy, and we returned allowing Rosa to begin her first Disney forage. I went
back to Grilled Chicken due to the fascination of Disney Dining with “pickle
slaw” on their Impossible Burgers. However, the marinade, fresh mozzarella,
arugula and tomato with a basil aoli pumped it up a bit. (No, I have no memory
of that level of detail. This is one reason why I make the menu lists.) Anabelle had the
pre-made Greek Salad with chicken and insisted I mention the pepperoncini
peppers were a spiritual experience. YAAAY!
(Foreshadowing- She was so jazzed by them, they have been a staple in the fridge since we returned home.)
Rosa,
forgetting we had a buffet lined up that evening, returned carrying a roast
half chicken with fries and vegetables. We enjoyed our first Disney meal,
triple focused to make sure we didn’t throw anything important away and stepped
out into the near solid and superheated air to find our room.
DISNEY BUSSES!!!!
PURPLE SIGNS!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!
I really didn’t think we would this time.” The more experienced of the two quickly answered, “Of course you made it.” YAAAAY!!
(Foreshadowing- Those ducks turned out to be really important.)
(Foreshadowing- Also: so we didn’t die.)
And the ENORMOUS family checking out before us had no idea what their pin number was.
(Foreshadowing- She was so jazzed by them, they have been a staple in the fridge since we returned home.)
(Foreshadowing- Some of Rosa's meal became the "gluten free leftovers" referenced later.)
Anabelle
gathered her decorated and Tiny Donald toting backpack while Rosa and I grabbed
our packs. Following Rosa out I realized that all versions of the Manly Fairy
Backpack and Manly Princess Backpack had not survived, and we were using a
plain black backpack. The fact that this trip was the first time since before
Middle School I was in Disney World with boring footwear did not help. Alas.
(But we were there. YAAAY!)
Not
counting when I forgot them completely, this was a vacation record for my
“emergency pills.” I had finally transferred them into one of the little
plastic cases I had used for years but ran out of. That fell out of my pocket
somewhere on the way to the room, and I was forced to return to using the back
up “plastic bag” method yet again for the trip.
We
reached our room, taking the obligatory incorrect and round about path
guaranteeing the first time there took three times as long as it should (clomp
clomp clomp) and prevented us from having any idea where our room existed with
respect to the rest of the resort.
(Foreshadowing- Given my completely exhausted state during any return to the resort on these trips, that remained my mind set on most days.)
We
entered and basked in the new Mickey Short Themed decorations. (The decorations
were there last time, they are themed to the New Mickey Shorts… which debuted
over a decade ago meaning they aren’t really new anymore. Any suggestions for a
better name would be appreciated.)
There
was no moldy cheese. YAAY!
Even better, there was a graduation gift pack of pins, snacks and a photo album for Anabelle. YAAAY! Perhaps they do feel a bit guilty about regularly raising the prices on EVERYTHING! Our name was on the television with Italian Flag colors! YAY! How did they know?
Anabelle checked out the “Hey Disney” Alexa like device. It was immediately annoying, and she transitioned quickly from trying to figure out how to limit its interaction - to simply unplugging it. YAY!
I
planned to use the standard boot only for flights and “The Robocop” (as we
dubbed the patented RecoverX isolation boot that fit over my hiking boot) every
other day in the Parks.
(Foreshadowing- This would change later.)
For this day, I swapped out the self-inflating boot that had squeezed the snot out of my calf during arrival activities for The Robocop and was ready to go.
We
adjusted the “Park stuff” into the two backpacks coming with us and took the
more direct route to the Main Building and the Good bus stop. (The Good bus
stop takes us to the Parks; the Bad bus stop takes us back to the airport.)
(Foreshadowing- the Bad one is not only a “bus” stop.)
Our
first Disney Bus trip was on a double length one, providing plenty of room for
seats. Haunted Mansion music played during our journey, welcoming us. It got a
little cloudier to keep up the theme. (Those Imagineers think of everything!)
Because it is an actual, impressively sized Castle, we could see it through the
trees on our approach, heightening all of our enthusiasm! YAAAY! Honestly, we were getting more excited about
seeing the various characters painted on the Disney Busses then we did about
all of Disneyland. We were definitely back in our home Parks.
We
sped through the new single lane security… and Anabelle was selected for a bag
search.
Aside-
While at home, Anabelle hunted down a type of heavy-duty foam to put her trader
pins on. Rosa helped with the shopping and cutting to size, and I helped
looking up options online. The foam was sized to fit in a thicker, freezer
proof, Ziplock, and she had a plan for carrying the pins she wanted to swap on
the trip. This ALMOST worked. There were a couple of pins that kept falling out
no matter what she did, leading to a shift in strategy later on. This was also
before she figured out taking the pins out of her backpack could prevent her
being pulled into the bag check line.
(Foreshadowing- Maybe. We never really did figure out the pattern for that.)
We
had several discussions about what we would do first, almost always settling on
the small world. One of these was while we performed the Main Street Sigh of
Relief to the sounds of the Main Street Marching Band. AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Elena
of Avalor was in the Main Street meeting area where Snow White used to be as
predicted by our extensive (some may say insane) research. There was almost no
line. Starting with a Princess is very us and was very much “on theme” for this
adventure as “All The Princesses” was a key side quest. She and Anabelle
discussed having fun with cousins, various bits of Avalor lore, and Rosa made
sure to say a few things in Spanish as we left. YAAAY!
Still
planning to do the small world first, we noticed Mickey only had a ten minute
wait, and realized meeting him first (as the accidental outside meeting
doesn’t count) would also be awesome. On the way in, we met a Cast Member who
was a huge fan of Rosa’s Boys and complimented her on her Chipmunk shirt and
jewelry.
We
met Mickey! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Welcome to Disney World!!! HUGS!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
He stalked us out, leading to a jump scare as we turned around directly into his face when we were opening the door to leave.
Um, yay?
We
had several other discussions about whether or not we would watch the Parade on
the first day, stretching back to well before we were packed up until our
recent lunch. The overwhelming consensus was, “No, we’ll use that time the
first day to take advantage of short lines.”
Then we exited the Mickey meeting, heard the Parade was coming soon, and decided to watch it. YAAY!
The
Magic Band Plus was vibrating madly any time I was near the first Main Street
circle. I eventually broke down and asked some Cast Members for help as a new
user of this technology. The Golden Statues placed all over the Parks had
various audio cues recorded in them, and waving the Magic Band Plus in a
vigorous circular motion towards them activated it. To let the wearer know that
the statue is nearby, the band vibrated. The range of this varied from right
next to the statue (for many of them) to ANYWHERE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA, for the
Lady and the Tramp statue on Main Street. While waiting for the Parade, I
turned off the Band’s vibration.
Mary
Poppins, Bert, and the first sighting of a Penguin since Anabelle was a wee tot
wandered up Main Street, waving to the crowd before the Parade arrived. YAY!
(Foreshadowing- Apologies… Mary Poppins does not “wander.” They strolled up Main Street.)
Anabelle
was once more thrilled to be in our Home Parks when she heard the announcement
that there would be no crossing of the street while the Parade was approaching
and running. YAY!
We
were together on Main Street and the Festival of Fantasy was approaching. I
think there were so many risks and disasters before this trip, that the true
feeling of “Holy Crap We Made It!” didn’t really hit us fully until this
moment. We all let out an even larger Main Street Sign of Relief, dripping with
sincerity, joy and thanks.
(Foreshadowing- Given my completely exhausted state during any return to the resort on these trips, that remained my mind set on most days.)
Even better, there was a graduation gift pack of pins, snacks and a photo album for Anabelle. YAAAY! Perhaps they do feel a bit guilty about regularly raising the prices on EVERYTHING! Our name was on the television with Italian Flag colors! YAY! How did they know?
Anabelle checked out the “Hey Disney” Alexa like device. It was immediately annoying, and she transitioned quickly from trying to figure out how to limit its interaction - to simply unplugging it. YAY!
(Foreshadowing- This would change later.)
For this day, I swapped out the self-inflating boot that had squeezed the snot out of my calf during arrival activities for The Robocop and was ready to go.
(Foreshadowing- the Bad one is not only a “bus” stop.)
(Foreshadowing- Maybe. We never really did figure out the pattern for that.)
He stalked us out, leading to a jump scare as we turned around directly into his face when we were opening the door to leave.
Um, yay?
Then we exited the Mickey meeting, heard the Parade was coming soon, and decided to watch it. YAAY!
(Foreshadowing- Apologies… Mary Poppins does not “wander.” They strolled up Main Street.)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
There
was a huge amount of waves to and from the characters. That was a fitting kick
off to this very character focused trip. (Yes, another “start.” Also… shut up.)
Chip saw Rosa’s shirt and waved back at her. Anabelle held her hand up like a
hook, getting recognition from the appropriately named Pirate Captain. “Stinky”
followed him and did a little dance for us. YAAAY!!!(Foreshadowing-
Based on reasons no one will ever know, Anabelle named Mr. Smee “Stinky” on her
first visit. I will not be explaining every one of the near infinite inside jokes we have at Disney World, but this one is particularly out there. I guess this is more like “aft-shadowing.”)
We
learned standing to the left of Rosa in a parade setting is a poor choice. She
gets caught up enough in the action, the waving and taking pictures that she
tends to list heavily to that side while flailing her arms. The more you know…(Foreshadowing-
This location was still about a hundred times safer than sitting next to her
during the Lion King show.)
Up
at the end of Main Street was THE HUUUUGE CASTLE!! YAAAAY!!! We walked through
its center, taking in the Magnificent Mosaics. YAAAAY!!! There is almost always
someone in that hallway for the first time, and it is always a joy seeing the
images through their eyes. YAAAAY!!!
Anabelle let out a squeal of delight when we exited the other side of the Castle. “Eeeee! FANTASYLAND!!! I know where everything is, AND I can’t see it all from here!!!”
Right
next to us was Princess Fairytale Hall with a short (twenty minute) wait time.
YAAAY! Anabelle’s “Meet Every Princess” goal on her Stacy Like Must Do List had
blossomed. With Elena out front, who had taken her place with Cinderella?
SNOW
WHITE! EEEEEeeee!!! YAAYY!!!
And the Princesses were scheduled, with actual listed wait times! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Snow
White asked about us and had never heard of New Jersey! We were truly home! Anabelle
let her know that we did live in the woods. “Just like the Dwarfs!!!” Therefore,
their conversation continued a bit. YAAAY!
Cinderella
(listed, scheduled and expected, YAY!) was impressed with Anabelle’s fancy
Alice in Wonderland autograph book. She mentioned that she was teaching Gus Gus
how to write, but all he could do so far was “Gus” and “Cheese.” YAAAY!!!!!
As
we came out, Anabelle began to realize the depth of her problems with the
makeshift trading pin board. Alas.
However,
the other residents of Fairytale Hall only had a ten minute wait, erasing all
negativity for the moment. Anabelle sang the praises of knowing who was going
to be met, and the fact that their line did not close as soon as it opened. Or
as she referred to it, “The Dream.”
Tiana
was yet another in a continuing line of joys. There was a slight hiccup before
we reached her when she told the kids in line before us to head down to the
bayou and look for Ray’s family. Anabelle’s childhood trauma at the loss of Ray
resurfaced. I tried to comfort her by pointing out that she could be “mid-movie”
Tiana, but Anabelle correctly noted. “That’s her end of the movie dress.” Alas.
We
greeted the Princess, and she asked Anabelle her favorite color, the answer
pink prompted Tiana to say Anabelle would get along with her best friend Lottie.
(“This is accurate.” – Anabelle) I guess they can just tell she’s a dancer.
Tiana started asking Anabelle about going out dancing, and if she knew the
Charleston. My daughter kept quiet about her decades of dance experience
(including teaching) and fell into step with the New Orleans Princess, knocking
out a Charleston together. YAAY!
Rapunzel
was super peppy and asked Anabelle what her favorite part of the Fairy Tale
Hall was. Not wanting to insult her new long haired friend by stating it was
meeting Cinderella and Snow White in the same room, she fumbled a bit and
stated, “The air conditioning.” Rapunzel rolled with it, confirming,
“Cinderella does have good A/C.”
Finally,
it was time for a return to the REAL small world, where the characters are not fuzzy.
(Foreshadowing- While I have always been good at not capitalizing the title, I have recently learned the official name of this attraction is “it’s a small world” quotes and all. I will not be doing that.)
The scale is also significantly greater, meaning while some of the Dancing Dollies are closer to the boats, the displays have more depth to them as well.
“How could I have doubted?”- Anabelle.
She winked back at the hippo in triumph. One of the Can Can dancers was broken, meaning I proclaimed it “A Can’t Can’t”
A reminder that even with a damaged ankle, I am hilarious.
One of the hula girls is always broken, but this time was more disconcerting. Her arm didn’t move, but the position it was stuck in (under her hair) made it look like the arm was missing completely. Yikes!The Magic Band Plus lit up in a rainbow in the “good bye” room. YAY!
Anabelle let out a squeal of delight when we exited the other side of the Castle. “Eeeee! FANTASYLAND!!! I know where everything is, AND I can’t see it all from here!!!”
And the Princesses were scheduled, with actual listed wait times! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
(Foreshadowing- While I have always been good at not capitalizing the title, I have recently learned the official name of this attraction is “it’s a small world” quotes and all. I will not be doing that.)
The scale is also significantly greater, meaning while some of the Dancing Dollies are closer to the boats, the displays have more depth to them as well.
“How could I have doubted?”- Anabelle.
She winked back at the hippo in triumph. One of the Can Can dancers was broken, meaning I proclaimed it “A Can’t Can’t”
A reminder that even with a damaged ankle, I am hilarious.
One of the hula girls is always broken, but this time was more disconcerting. Her arm didn’t move, but the position it was stuck in (under her hair) made it look like the arm was missing completely. Yikes!The Magic Band Plus lit up in a rainbow in the “good bye” room. YAY!
The small world was a wonderful choice to start this trip. (Again- shut up.)
Over
at the edge of Fantasyland we were discussing if the Haunted Mansion or the
Ariel ride should be next. Anabelle used a logic we could not deny in choosing
the Mansion.
“It’s right there, and I wanna ride.”
Who could argue with that?
We passed a leaving Peter Pan and Wendy as we entered Liberty Square, learning their return time.
The
Mansion line was listed as thirty minutes, but as frequently occurs we were
inside far faster. I pointed out, “It always feels a lot shorter, because the
posted wait time is for getting in the Doom Buggy, not the stretching room.”
“You’re so wise.”- Anabelle
(Foreshadowing- This was a rare moment that needed to be documented.)
We
alternate who we encounter the Haunted Mansion with, as we ride it frequently.
Rosa went alone for the first run, and Anabelle and I shared a Doom Buggy. The
Hat Box Ghost was a cool addition, even if it messes up the storyline by
appearing before the séance. Attempts at getting a photo were disastrous.
In the graveyard scene, we were discussing how they had greatly slowed up the Poppy Uppy Heads…
And then one shot out at super speed, leading us both to scream like tiny children. Rosa thought it was a yell built into the ride. This is because it happened again right before the scene ended.
In
a demonstration of how Anabelle must have been overly excited at being “home,”
she decided she wanted to go back and see Peter Pan and Wendy. While she does
love Wendy, Pan always has (and still does) terrify her.
Speaking of terrifying, the guy two people before us to meet them was wearing an enormous, crocheted pirate ship hat, and a Peter Pan outfit with crocheted versions of all the movie characters hanging from him.
In
a demonstration of how tired I was, I did consider how I would respond to all
the Princesses and Mickey if they noticed my Pirate hat and belt buckle…
I did not consider this at all when meeting the far more Pirate aware Peter and Wendy.
Oh boy, did they notice.
Wendy
was greatly concerned, and Peter got right up in my face about it. Anabelle was
not pleased with the extra attention. Rosa decided to hide behind the camera and
avoid the altercation completely. Anabelle expected Wendy to be her “safe
space” for this encounter. Therefore, she was startled when the lass, in her
“School of Dick Van Dyke English Accent” yelled, “LET’S BE PIRATES!!” We took
some pirate “eye patch” and “hook” pictures while they kept asking questions,
such as, “Did I have a pirate ship.” Thinking of my car, I answered in a way
that led Anabelle to yell at me. “You lied to Peter Pan!”
I said, “Yes, a little one.” Prompting Peter and Wendy to propose all sorts of boat races. I thanked them as we left, leading to comments about me being a Pirate with manners. Peter said, “Bye girl!” directly into Anabelle’s face, restoring her usual levels of ire concerning the character.
Deciding
she had made an error returning to Fantasyland, Anabelle led us back through
Liberty Square into Frontierland to check out the updated Country Bear
Jamboree.
It was a success!!!! YAAAY!!The waiting area had fun, new displays cataloguing the Bears’ “performing careers.” The show itself was a hoot!The bears were all cleaner with much smoother motions. It is a hair shorter than the recent, slightly cut down version of the original, but that meant more numbers with multiple bears performing to fill the space better. Most importantly, while still maintaining “a real old country rhythm” the kids in the crowd recognized the Disney songs and joined in singing, clapping and stomping! YEE- HAW!!!!!
However,
I still think when we have the force of all nine of us there next time, we
should lead the folks in the waiting area in a sing along of “Momma Don’t Whup
Little Buford.”
Anabelle
did some pin trading in Frontierland. (Imagine! Finding good pins!!!!) Rosa,
feeling the weight of the previous couple of days, and the Stupid O’clock
arising this morning, tried out one of the famous Frontierland Porch rocking
chairs. Another “Aaaaaaaaaah” moment.
“It’s right there, and I wanna ride.”
Who could argue with that?
We passed a leaving Peter Pan and Wendy as we entered Liberty Square, learning their return time.
“You’re so wise.”- Anabelle
(Foreshadowing- This was a rare moment that needed to be documented.)
In the graveyard scene, we were discussing how they had greatly slowed up the Poppy Uppy Heads…
And then one shot out at super speed, leading us both to scream like tiny children. Rosa thought it was a yell built into the ride. This is because it happened again right before the scene ended.
Speaking of terrifying, the guy two people before us to meet them was wearing an enormous, crocheted pirate ship hat, and a Peter Pan outfit with crocheted versions of all the movie characters hanging from him.
I did not consider this at all when meeting the far more Pirate aware Peter and Wendy.
Oh boy, did they notice.
I said, “Yes, a little one.” Prompting Peter and Wendy to propose all sorts of boat races. I thanked them as we left, leading to comments about me being a Pirate with manners. Peter said, “Bye girl!” directly into Anabelle’s face, restoring her usual levels of ire concerning the character.
It was a success!!!! YAAAY!!The waiting area had fun, new displays cataloguing the Bears’ “performing careers.” The show itself was a hoot!The bears were all cleaner with much smoother motions. It is a hair shorter than the recent, slightly cut down version of the original, but that meant more numbers with multiple bears performing to fill the space better. Most importantly, while still maintaining “a real old country rhythm” the kids in the crowd recognized the Disney songs and joined in singing, clapping and stomping! YEE- HAW!!!!!
By this point, it was time for our dinner reservation at the Crystal Palace. The first REAL Disney food of the trip. YAAY!
They changed the meetings, Pooh stayed at the entrance for pictures instead of coming to tables, as befits a bear of his status. Anabelle changed into her Winnie and friends’ shirt and informed him she wore her best dress for the occasion. Mr. The Pooh was very impressed. YAAY!
At our table we met the Awesome Happy and very compassionate Chef Ted. The allergen list the waitress gave Rosa caused some confusion, and Chef Ted explained just how much was available, including some stuff that could be delivered directly to the table. YAAY!
Tigger bounded up first, clearly at the end of his shift. He was fun but visibly pooped. We expected him to “Pull a Piglet” and duck out right before reaching us. However, he did make one last stop with us before wandering off. Anabelle titled this action, “Pushing a Piglet.” I pointed to my boot telling him I broke by bouncer. Anabelle rolled her eyes, informing him I had been waiting a week to tell him this.
(More Aftshadowing- This is true, but it did net me an extra hug. YAAAY!)
(Foreshadowing- The focus on that dish would be another day.)
Meaning a fictional donkey knows more about selfie culture that I do.
For other old and clueless folks, the “Point Five” refers to the wide-angle lens on the phone, allowing a selfie to capture a larger area. However, its on the “non selfie” side of the phone requiring a skill in aiming without looking that Anabelle clearly has… and I never will.
“The bee custard is gone but has regenerated into the honey flan at the Crystal Palace.
Maybe it will actually be good
wait
it's so good!!!”
Her cousins were doubtful of what Morgan dubbed “The Bee Flan,” but she doubled down:
“Bee custard just got an upgrade.
The chefs here must have seen Veronica and I literally almost throw up the last time we tried deserts from here because they are BOMB!!!”
(Foreshadowing- Based on later experience, I believe we caught it right after a break down.)
The line wasn’t a whole lot longer than that, though, and before we knew it, we were on my favorite ride… and the strongest sleep aid Anabelle has ever experienced.
(“Shut up, it’s not my fault!” – Anabelle)
“Why does this ride hate me?!?!”- Anabelle
The Magic Band Plus flickered along with the fire, attempting to pull my attention from what I really wanted to see.
I also figured out how to activate the PhotoPass pictures by myself using the App on the first day. Another triumph for the East Coast. Speaking of further disparaging the original Park, we all took photos of the Castle while we waited. You can’t help it. IT’S SO BIIIIG!!!
A) Because they’re too stupid to know the illumination has no effect on the GIANT LIGHT PROJECTION COVERED CASTLE
or
B) They are trying to film their kids watching the show, meaning everything will be incorrectly lit and out of focus.
(Foreshadowing- But would later learn was standard practice)
The line for the All Star Sports bus, and ONLY our bus, occupied and filled two full bus stops. The busses came in a pack and we got seats on the third one.
Anabelle lowered her Murphy Bed down before we had left, and
we sorted out what we could.
Showing
true evidence of being an adult in Disney World, Anabelle was the one who went
on the mug run alone, establishing taking a nightly Point Five photo with one
of the Ducks.
(Foreshadowing- This would complement her posed daytime pictures with Dewey one of us would take every morning.)
While
she did that, I pried myself out of The Robocop boot and noticed that since it
was lower than the standard boot, the way it deformed my leg was different,
expanding my upper calf. Rosa never really trusted The Robocop until she saw it
in use. This turned out to be good, not because it didn’t work, because it did
very much so. But because the best course of action for the insane amount of
walking (and therefore leg deformation) I was putting my healing ankle through was
to alternate boots each day. I put the backup, non-inflatable sleeve in the
standard boot, pulling one of the replacement straps from The Robocop to hold
it in place.
We
took turns washing up and passed out into impenetrable comas.
Note- Before passing out every night, I took the ice pack Rosa remembered to bring, because she is awesome, out of the “beverage cooler” (A fancy name for a mini fridge with no freezer.) and wrapped my ankle in it for a while.
18543
steps.
6.8 miles
(Foreshadowing- This would complement her posed daytime pictures with Dewey one of us would take every morning.)
Note- Before passing out every night, I took the ice pack Rosa remembered to bring, because she is awesome, out of the “beverage cooler” (A fancy name for a mini fridge with no freezer.) and wrapped my ankle in it for a while.
6.8 miles
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