Thursday, April 14, 2016

...The Dark Times, Before the Empire (Strikes Back)

To celebrate the amazingness of Star Wars: The Force Awakens being released for high definition, surround sound, home viewing less than four months after premiering in theaters, I gave my daughter, and by extension the rest of you, a lesson in some considerably less amazing Galactic History.
                     

Monday, April 4, 2016

George Awards: Congratulate them on Being Observant

Warning
This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.
This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Batman vs. Superman vs. Jeff’s Addictions


I haven’t missed a Batman or Superman film opening night in over twenty-five years. However, Man of Steel prevented anyone else in my family from wanting to see this film meaning any views I express are solely my own.  I’m still aware there is a strange reason... 
some poor deluded readers expect me to have a valid opinion on superhero films.

Therefore here is my opinion:


Monday, March 28, 2016

George Awards: Personally, I'm using the ones everybody else has been using.

Warning
This post contains bad, foul, filthy and unacceptable language - the words that “will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor.”

This is not a post for children.  Kids, take a hike.
This is also not a post for those adults who are offended by this type of language.  Do yourself a favor, and go read some of my cute stuff before moral outrage can kick in.
Just about everything else on this blog is clean…Stupid sometimes, but clean.
End of Warning.