Monday, December 25, 2017
Thursday, December 21, 2017
Star Wars- At Last Jedi!
No
spoilers in this review.
As
surely as I’ll need to see the movie again in theaters, it’s going to take me
more than one post to get talking about it out of my system.
The
coolest part about Star Wars: The Last
Jedi was that it appealed equally to my inner seven year old that remembers
seeing the original back in 1977, and the adult who understands story,
character and consequences today.
Monday, December 18, 2017
Thursday, December 14, 2017
2017 Holiday Parade Festivities
Welcome
to the 2017 Psycho Pirate’s “I Wish I Was in Jeff’s Village” Action Figure
and Hess Truck Extravaganza! Coming to you Live (ish) from Anabelle’s
Really Cool Traditional Christmas Village; hosted by yours truly, Anabelle
McGinley.
[Note from Jeff- For the full effect, imagine Anabelle reading her composition in a, and I quote, "schnazzy announcer voice." Back to you kiddo.]
[Note from Jeff- For the full effect, imagine Anabelle reading her composition in a, and I quote, "schnazzy announcer voice." Back to you kiddo.]
Now as I’m sure you
know, this year’s “Jeff’s G.I. Joe Village” brought the Justice League and
their DC buddies to the plateau. However, not all the heroes (or villains) made
the cut. So the second, now annual, Christmas Parade is centered around the DCU characters
tragically declined a moment in the sun. I tried desperately to get my father
to allow them to join, but to no avail.
Monday, December 11, 2017
Thursday, December 7, 2017
Christmas Village 2017
A Real Truth, Justice
and American Hero
or
A Ruthless, Superstitious
and Cowardly Terrorist Lot
Last year, with the help
of the crew of the USS Enterprise, and mythological creatures from the Omicron
Delta System (The famous Shore Leave Planet), the Joes looked to be heading for
an easy victory.
Unfortunately, when the
Federation team was summoned back through the wormhole, without Spock’s Vulcan
telepathy and the unspecified powers of the Mule with a Hat in the loop to control the robotic creatures, Cobra scientist Doctor
Mindbender was able to modify Doctor Venom’s Brainwave Scanner to command the
monsters, inflict heavy damage and sweep the G. I. Joe force off the plateau. Disconnected from their home dimension’s
power source the beasts eventually shut down, but not before leading to a
staggering Cobra victory. The terrorist
forces were poised to deliver one final and crushing blow to the Joes.
In other news, I believe
I am still over thinking reasons for why one group or the other is on top of
the table each year.
Monday, December 4, 2017
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
