“Um…”
On Chekov asking,
“Captain, where are we:”
“Triskelion I believe,
based on the title.”
On the reveal of the
Thralls:
Rosa and Anabelle- “Ewww
a yellow person.”
Anabelle- “Green hair
can be pretty, but not hers.”
On Chekov’s fighting
style when grabbed from behind:
“What is he doing?”
On understanding the Trek universe:
“How does he know their
names?”
“What are thralls?”
*both asked before
Captain Kirk asked them*
On Spock saying, “I
would welcome a suggestion, Doctor, even an emotional one, as to where to look:”
“Wow, he’s really going
for a last resort.”
On Kirk questioning if
they’re even in the same dimension:
Anabelle- “Um…wow.”
Me – “The Mirror
Universe was this season.”
Anabelle- “Oh yeah.”
On Chekov’s drill
thrall:
Anabelle- “I bet he gets
the yellow girl.”
*shortly after*
Anabelle- “Aah! She's
scary.”
*Tamoon’s overtures
continue*
Rosa - *giggles* “Poor
Chekov.”
On Leslie still being
stubbornly not dead:
“Maybe it’s not Leslie;
it’s his twin brother Phil.”
On Shahna bringing multi
colored space food:
“Ooh! M and Ms!”
“They should have given
Kirk the yellow thrall that would have been funny”
On Kirk defining
“beautiful" by showing Shahna her reflection in a tray:
“You mean this pan is
beautiful?”
On Kirk being whipped:
“This is like The Passion except there are no marks.”
On Kirk logging while
being whipped:
*raised hands in a
surprised/ annoyed shrug*
On the rest period of
fifteen trisecs over in a blink:
“That wasn’t fifteen
anything.”
On the red “welts” from
the whipping:
“Wow, great job. That’s some quality makeup work there.”
On Spock dealing with
McCoy and Scotty arguing that leaving where the Captain and others disappeared was a bad idea, ending
with:
McCoy- “If they weren't
there it's ridiculous to think they could still be alive. Not after all this
time.”
Spock- “In that case,
Doctor, we have nothing to lose by pursuing our present course.”
Anabelle- “BAM! Logic! Drop the mike!”
On Kirk hitting on
Shahna:
“Geeze!”
On Kirk explaining the
custom of his people helping one another:
“Not everyone, some
people just run away…oh ichhh they’re kissing.”
On Shahna leaning in
saying, “Please help me once again.”
Rosa- *Prolonged huff*
Anabelle - *hysterical
laughter*
On Spock
conspiratorially asking if McCoy and Scotty are planning to declare a mutiny
with their incessant arguing:
“Boom!”
On McCoy and Scotty
relenting and Scotty offering a “wee bit more” than Warp Seven:
Rosa- *snickers
knowingly*
Anabelle – “Let’s go
Warp Fifty, WOO!”
On the reveal of the
providers:
Anabelle- “They’re rocks.”
Me- “Brains.”
Anabelle- “Ooohhhh.”
On the provider saying
the games are, “the only thing which furnishes us with purpose:
“Furnish them with purpose!
“Furnish them with purpose!
Punish them with
peppers!”
*later*
“Oh, there was too much fighting, Mami fell asleep.”
“Oh, there was too much fighting, Mami fell asleep.”
On Kirk’s bet, “If we
lose? We will remain here, the entire crew of the Enterprise:”
“Oh geeze, there he goes
again.”
On the Andorian thrall:
“Ooh its… its…
One of those things.”
On the climactic final
battle between Kirk and the Thralls:
“He’s constantly
stepping on the wrong color, negative twenty weapons for you.”
*starts counting every
time Kirk steps off yellow*
“No one is staying on
their color.”
On Shahna coming in:
“He just has to wound
her, and then a fresh one will come in.”
On the Thrall’s
surrender:
“What? His whole body is
in the blue area. I’m just saying.”
On Shahna saying, “Goodbye,
Jim Kirk. I will learn, and watch the lights in the sky, and remember,” after
the crew leaves and she’s alone:
“Aww. She’s learning to
do a Captain’s Log.”
On the episode in
general:
“I still think Kirk should
have gotten yellow one. It would have been funny.”
On Starfleet tactics:
“Of course the main
three people are beaming down into danger again.”
On Kirk’s billiards
ability:
“What is he doing? Not playing pool.”
On gangster charisma:
“I like Oxmyx; he’s
cool…and kinda scary.”
On the game of Fizzbin:
“What…”
*blank stare as it
continues*
“But he said…”
*longer blank stare
until they flip the table*
“That was great!”
On returning to Oxmyx
from Krako:
“Aww…I want to see some
of the other hats.”
On Uhura asking, “Mister
Spock, what are you doing on this frequency?”
“Lord knows!”
On the different gangs:
“I like Krako’s group
better.
They’re more fun and
have better hats.
He reminds me of mouse
in Zootopia.”
On Kirk asking if his
driving was, “That bad?”
“Ha ha. Yup.”
On the plan with kid who
wanted a piece of the action:
Anabelle- “So, is the kid gonna
kill everybody?”
Me- “Yup.”
Anabelle- “What! No!”
*The plan is executed*
Anabelle- “Well, that worked.”
On Kirk thinking he’s
got the hang of driving:
“He does not have the hang
of it.
He's the opposite of got
the hang of it.”
On Kirk addressing his
first officer in the lingo of the land:
“Spocko?”
On Spocko’s, “I would
advise youse to keep dialing, Oxmyx:
Rosa and Anabelle- *evil
laugh*
On the ships phasers
being used to stun several blocks:
“Boom! Drop the
microwaves!”
On Kirk’s only final
concern being, “Well, in a few years, the Iotians may demand a piece of our
action:”
Rosa - *side long
knowing glance* “Really?”
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