On Spock’s pre credit
freak out:
“What?
That was really weird.
What? What?”
On this exchange:
Spock- “I've noticed
that about your people, Doctor. You find it easier to understand the death of
one than the death of a million. You speak about the objective hardness of the
Vulcan heart, yet how little room there seems to be in yours.”
McCoy – “Suffer the
death of thy neighbor, eh, Spock? You wouldn't wish that on us, would you? “
SPOCK- “It might have
rendered your history a bit less bloody.”
*loud applause* “You
tell him Spock!”
Kirk saying, “You may
have been right:”
“Duh, of course he’s
right, it’s Spock.”
On the high pitched
blast after they launch the probe:
Rosa- “Eeeeeeewwww!”
*Both make the same
faces as the crew*
On returning actors:
“Is that Leslie. Didn't
he die? Oh yeah, it’s his twin.”
*he falls*
“Ha ha…oh, I mean, ‘Oh
No!’”
“Isn't that Kyle? He’s
the Transporter Chief why is he wearing yellow?”
That’s my girl!
On Nurse Chapel
injecting the whole bridge crew:
“She’s reusing needles,
that’s really unsanitary.”
Me- “It’s a pneumatic
air jet syringe.”
“Ah. How does it work through their shirts?”
On the big black cloud
after I told her the Mom Title:
“That’s not a giant
space amoeba. I’m being let down.”
On McCoy saying, “We’re
all dying.”
“Again?”
On trying to go forward,
since reverse made them speed up:
“Is this gonna work?”
*looks at clock*
“Nope.”
On the reveal
“Aaaah haa haa. That's an amoeba!”
Wait it really is an
amoeba?
I thought you just
called it that.”
On Kirk keeping a personal
log:
“Dear diary, I’m having
a bad day.
Yours truly James T.
Kirk with a heart above the I.”
On Kirk’s dilemma of
which friend he sends to die:
“Why doesn’t he send Smitty?
The scientist no one likes.”
On Spock using a
shuttle:
“Spock's in the Galileo
again. That always goes badly.”
On Spock identifying
chromosome structure right after she did biology in science:
Spock- “Changes indicate
the organism has stored sufficient energy for reproductive process to commence.”
“Aaaah. Mitosis will
kill us all!”
On the acting when the
Enterprise crosses the cell membrane:
“That guy didn't fall
the right way.”
On Kirk looking forward
to rest and relaxation while he ogles a yeoman:
Rosa - *Long huff* “That
was more exaggerated than usual.”
On Spock getting shot:
Anabelle – “Aaaah!”
Rosa – “Oh!”
On Kirk switching to
yellow alert on his arm rest:
“Oh no he hit the eject
button again!”
On the reveal of the Mugato:
Rosa – “Aaaaahhh!”
Anabelle *in full
Shatner mode* “What…the heck…is… that?”
On Nona, flashing back
to seeing the show when younger:
“I remember her. The plant weirdo.”
On Nona calling the
normally pacifistic husband, “Only one lovely beast, Tyree, my huge, angry man:”
“Um…OK, Wow.”
On Yuntan interrupting
the passionate “huge angry man” kiss:
“He has no friends.”
On McCoy using a phaser
to heat rocks:
“Hey, they can't get to
see that…
OK now she saw it.”
On Nona’s dress sense:
“I like her pants. But
PULL THEM UP!”
On the Enterprise sound
effects:
“The doors are so
loud. It’s like ‘WHOOOOSH!’”
On Chapel finding out
Spock knows she’s holding his hand:
“Boom!”
On Nona’s writhing,
healing Kirk scene:
Anabelle- “It would be
hard to forget this, it’s more than a little disturbing.
What are those,
grapes…poop?”
*writhing intensifies*
Rosa – “Um...”
On Nona’s declaration, “Our
blood has passed through the mahko root together. Our souls have been together.
He is mine now.”
“Oh God, really?
Again?
That's not good.
I do not like her.”
On Tyree sticking to his
principals and stating he will not kill.
“Yea-uh!”
*Nona complains*
“OK, Kill her.”
On the villagers Sixties
poofy hair:
“Ha!”
On Klingon Krell:
“He has shiny pants.”
On yet another pre-commercial
cliff hanger.
Rosa - *Huff* “They
always get captured.”
On Spock asking Chapel
to smack him back to consciousness:
Anabelle- “Slap him
Christine!”
*Spock finally stops
M’Benga”
Rosa- “Enough already”
Anabelle – “I’m good
now.”
On Kirk Kissing Nona:
Rosa - *Loud Gasp*
Anabelle – “Oooooh no.”
On the Mugato attacking
Nona:
Anabelle-“Let her
suffer”
*Kirk shoots it*
Rosa – “He has a phaser
every time he’s not supposed to.”
On passing a familiar
rock on the Iverson Ranch:
“Hi-yo Silver! Awaaaay!”
On Nona betraying the
Hill people to the Villagers:
“She works for the other
side??”
On the Villager
betraying Nona:
“Did he stab her?
He missed.
Completely.”
On Tyree overenthusiastically
smashing the Villager’s head:
Rosa –“Enough. He's
already dead.”
Anabelle – “I think he's
a bit frazzled.”
Rosa- “That happens for
being flirty.”
On Tyree changing his
mood about the guns after Nona died, “I want more of these, Kirk. Many more!
Yutan, two of those who killed my wife have escaped. Track them down. I will
kill them:”
Both – “NO!”
On the episode being far
more of a Vietnam morality play lesson than an adventure story:
Both- “That was it?
You’re kidding me. Bleah.”Click to Continue
No comments:
Post a Comment