Geek Lightning

Times have drastically changed since the ‘50s, now it is no longer the hottest car that is the symbol of male pride and power.   It is in that spirit that I submit this song to commemorate the new ultimate guy toy.

GEEK LIGHTING

(Parody of Greased Lighting by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey)

Why this box is electronic

It's ergonomic

It's po-sitronic

Why it's geek lightning (Geek lightning)

We'll get a thousand gig hard drive and near four zillion bytes of RAM

(Keep hacking whoa keep hacking)

A mouse with eighteen buttons and firewall that stops all Spam.

(I'll get the mem’ry I'll kill to get the mem’ry)

With a four-D graphics card they'll be lined up in the yard

You know that ain't no lie we'll be redefining Pi

With Geek Lightning

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go geek lightning you're burning CD’s instantly

(Geek lightning go geek lightning)

Go geek lightning your files will stay virus free

You are supreme (bum bum)

Bill Gates’ll dream (bum bum)

of geek lightning

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Bridge- Instead of a guitar and drum instrumental, I picture Devo like Xylophone riffs, like Al used in “Dare to be Stupid”

Eighty six inch screen and four wire free keyboards

Some googlephonic speakers and twelve DVD’s oh Lord

With some simple points and clicks, we’ll impress the A.V. chicks

You know that I ain't braggin’ cuz there’s no on line laggin’

Geek lightning

Go geek lightning you’re faster than all Pentiums

(Geek lightning go geek lightning)

Go geek lighting cost more than Yankee Stadium

In parallel, you’ll process well, you’re geek lightning

Go geek lightning you're writing websites on the fly

(Geek lightning go geek lightning)

Go geek lighting you're making other nerds all cry

You‘ll cause a scare (bum bum)

You’re self aware (bum bum)

you’re geek lightning

Lightning, lightning, lightning

Lightning, lightning, lightning

Lightning