Ye
Olde College Try
May
27, 2021
Rested
and ready for a self-guided Villanova tour, we got up in time to take advantage
of the complimentary breakfast. The
hotel had a nice little spread. Anabelle
maintained her tradition of getting overly excited about apple juice, and
mixing hot chocolate with coffee cream, both things she picked up in Disney World. I continued a tradition I picked
up there as well, along with carrying it on in Sweden. I missed an entire section of the main
offerings of the breakfast layout, and had to ask my family, “Where was that?”
Good
thing we stayed two nights.
As
we drove to the college, Anabelle saw a sign referencing one of the
Revolutionary War items she obsessed about in grammar school. It was the Valley
Forge Memorial Garden.
At
Villanova, we parked and started our self-tour on South Campus where most
freshman housing is. (And it's taken long enough to write and edit this that I can say that's where she ended up.) Anabelle remained consistent by stopping every six feet to
take artsy fartsy close up photos of flowers.
No,
this is not why she picked this school, but it will help her feel at home.
After
that area, we crossed the bridge to the main section of campus that goes
directly to the HUGE chapel. Given I
have a large amount of Disney World related
material on my social media feeds, every time I saw a photo of a new student in
front of this thing on the Villanova Parents Page, I thought, “YAY, people in
front of Cinderella’s Castle!”
It
was one of the few buildings open both due to the plague
conditions and time having passed the end of classes.
We peeked in and looked around the gorgeous church for a bit
Then
it hit me that my daughter was attending a Catholic Liberal Arts college. I’m positive we are genetically linked, but those
were two immediate “no”s for me. It goes
to show everyone has different reasons for the feeling that a college fits.
Right
nearby (across the road the bridge went over) was the Holy Grounds coffee shop, and the Refrectory wine bar and grill,
making me relax a little that the tour guides’ lines about religion not being
overwhelming at the school were accurate.
As
we entered campus proper, the first thing we passed is the cemetery or former
Villanova Brothers. Nice. The tour guide
on our last visit also referenced a rumor that they Poltergeist-ed the stones and left the bodies wherever they
were. Also nice.
We
looked around campus; covering many of the same areas we saw on the tour several
months prior. However, now that she knew she was attending, it felt vastly
different. Her excitement at the statue
of Mendel, “The pea pod guy!!” in the Science Quad was undimmed.
In
a small shady spot were life size statues of Saint Augustine teaching several
students. For the pictures, we had to
keep reminding Anabelle, “Stop giving the Saint rabbit ears.”My
concerns about the effect of the school’s religious sponsorship on my daughter
relaxed further.
Up
in campus center, we hung around to get the required pictures by the “Oreo.”
Yes, I know it’s called “Awakenings” but look at it.
It’s
either an Oreo, or a cubist interpretation of the Death Star.
The
bookstore was interesting in that it was filled with Basketball and other
branding swag, but no books. I pointed this out as we left and learned that
there was a whole second level for books.
How
about that?
I
guess everything isn’t online after all.
We
loaded up on some Villanova stuff and souvenirs before heading out.
Sadly
(plague and year-end) all the cafeterias on campus were closed. Even more
sadly, we had forgotten to bring any snack bags figuring between a college and
a major city, we’d be sure to eat.
We
really should be better at factoring in…"it’s us."
I
thought I went into the same cafeteria building near the Oreo I did on the previous
visit’s guided tour to find a bathroom, but I goofed and picked a gym. This was
a happy mistake as I could get Anabelle a photo of the Dance Company billboard.
With
only half the day gone, we decided to drive to Philadelphia proper to do what
we originally planned to do the next morning. Sometimes we really should have Grids
for non-Disney excursions.
After
over fifty years having spent time sitting in or driving in New York traffic, I can say with some authority that Philly traffic is stupid.
At
least in New York there’s an accident, or a collapsed overpass, or some nut
wearing mismatched sports equipment wandering the highway causing the slow down
issues I’m used to. Philadelphia traffic
slows down randomly for no identifiable reason (therefore providing no entertainment) on any
and all entrances to the city making it take forty-five minutes when it should
be fifteen no matter what.
The
information we looked up about parking listed multiple sites, therefore we
drove completely around the giant visitor center with the massive parking
garage under it one and a half times before figuring it out.
Woo.
Once
parked, we headed directly to the Liberty Bell, and ignored everything we said
about what we were planning to do in a dazzling display of us-ness.
Research
before we went indicated there was usually a ninety-minute wait due to limited
capacity of the museum. However, there was a way to walk around back and see
the Bell through a window without waiting.
We all talked about not intending to wait that long, allowing us to get
to other sites.
Unsurprisingly,
as soon as we got there, we hopped on the line that ended a little ways in from
on the “Ninety minutes from this point” sign.
Since it wasn’t all the way to the sign, we surmised the wait would be
shorter.
Since
we didn’t have any method of converting linear feet to access rate, we had no
idea how much shorter. We did get to see
several “colonists” in appropriate garb leading tour groups around.
Ideally,
if we understood how our family inevitably works, we would have eaten lunch
before we got on this line. Although then we would have ended up behind the
giant school tour.
Except for the later decent into Crazy Hungryland, jumping
on was a good idea.
Independence
Hall was behind us. We demonstrated the down side of modern technology quite
conclusively. Rosa asked who the statue was in the distance, and we all immediately
looked it up on our phones. If we had
instead taken a step to the left and stared a bit, we would have determined it
was George Washington much more quickly.
Rosa
walked back to get a picture of Independence Hall…
And
also the Liberty Bell because the “through the window” opportunity was right
there.
However,
you couldn’t see the crack that way, and the line was moving well.
It
was a fine decision overall since the small museum was quite cool and
informative. The guards also were, explaining a few bits about repair attempts
and anniversary celebrations they heard us asking each other about. This meant I had to call Rosa back from the
next room as she has been conditioned over the years to ignore me when I start
talking to strangers in museums. This time, though, they were answering her
questions. We looked at the Bell a bit,
got our photos, and foolishly didn’t have time to eat yet again.
Outside
on the wall were images of the first two presidents and their wives who served
when the nation’s capital was in Philadelphia. Seeing Abigail Adams, whom she
dressed as in a “wax museum,” was the second one we ran into of Anabelle’s
grammar school revolutionary war obsessions.
We
passed a pizzeria on the way to our next destination, but my New York blood
vetoed the idea of trying that with all the other options around. Forgetting my
daughter no longer liked cheesesteak sandwiches was another notch in my “we
really should have eaten” belt.
In
celebration of Ben Franklin, outside the cemetery he resides at, was a large
statue of his head. The cemetery had a
gift shop at the entrance…like ya do.
It
was next to a fire station also dedicated to him. The statue was made entirely
out of keys donated by schoolchildren.
Since this is something I’m reporting on, that wasn’t the weirdest part. The key bust was a replacement for an older,
similar one made entirely of pennies, which was damaged beyond repair.
Our
destination was the third and greatest on Anabelle’s grammar school
Revolutionary War obsession list, Betsy Ross’s house. Anabelle had dressed as
her for another project as well as writing a report and making a diorama.
She insisted on taking a picture of the Eleventh Doctor action figure in it to show time travel. That's my Girl!
4 comments:
I love so much about this post but especially the fact that you turned Poltergeist into a verb.
Thank you very much.
Its nice to hear someone enjoys my horrendous grasp of how language should work.
So that's what happened to all the house keys I lost as a kid
Ha! I'm guessing there were a lot of Philly houses suddenly missing keys that year when kids forgot "extra" ones when requested.
Thanx for reading.
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