December 23, 2023
C minus 142 Days
Anabelle fills out the attraction tables. We realize I missed the Alice ride and Mickey’s Runaway Railway, two things we talk about continuously. I remember adding the Alice one so I must have written over it, but how come neither source I went to listed the Mickey ride? [Later Edit- Rosa filled them out, then left them, unseen until we returned, in a pile of papers on the back of the couch. I completely blanked on doing it. At least we had some family review of what was there.]
Where |
Disney Thing |
Description |
Disneyland |
Astro Orbiter |
High spinning thing that sucks just as much as
the Florida one [Later Edit- And looked weird sitting on the
ground.] |
Disneyland |
Autopia |
Slightly cooler than Tomorrowland speedway but
basically the same thing |
Disneyland |
Big Thunder Mountain |
Same coaster as Florida, I like it but no one
else does. |
Disneyland |
Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters |
Like space ranger spin, but not quite, the
guns aren't nailed down, and other reasons, I think- look how helpful I am |
Disneyland |
Casey Jr. Circus Train |
Cute slow ride through storybook land, you do
not get eaten by a whale |
Disneyland |
Characters- general |
They wander around a lot of places, I'm sure
we'll find some [Later edit- With great difficulty. Freakin’
California.] |
Disneyland |
Chip and Dale's treehouse |
Kids playground, not as exciting as the name
suggests |
Disneyland |
Davey Crocket's Explorer canoes |
Paddling with idiot Guests in an overfull tiny
boat |
Disneyland |
Disneyland Monorail |
Way into the park. Goes directly to
Tomorrowland, removes "Main Street sigh" maybe better to use it to
leave |
Disneyland |
Disneyland Railroad |
Circles the park, has cooler things to see
than Florida…or it used to |
Disneyland |
Donald's Duck pond |
Playground with water features- splash! |
Disneyland |
Dumbo the Flying Elephant |
Spinning in an elephant, only one set up here
though, may have a longer wait |
Disneyland |
Enchanted Tiki Room |
The original, unchanged show! YAY!! |
Disneyland |
Encanto Projection |
Encanto music and projections on the small
world- lots of these. [Later edit- This did not happen.] |
Disneyland |
Fantasmic |
Night show-Characters come by on boats, Music,
fireworks, Mickey fights Maleficent Dragon- do these night shows conflict, or
make you run? [Later edit- this also did not happen until a while after we
left due to past Dragon head catching fire issues.] |
Disneyland |
Fantasy Faire |
Princess show(?) with meet and greet… I have
no idea how this works, like a low rent Enchanted Tales with Belle I guess
[Later Edit- Whatever this was we saw no evidence of it during our stay.] |
Disneyland |
Finding Nemo submarine voyage |
A weird mix of the Nemo EPCOT ride and the old
20000 Leagues, looks cool! [Later Edit- “No, it does not.” Rosa and Anabelle] |
Disneyland |
Frontierland shooting exposition |
Shooting gallery -bang bang |
Disneyland |
Gadgets GO Coaster |
I think this one is like the Barnstormer |
Disneyland |
Goofy's playhouse |
Yet another playground, maybe these will all
suck up unruly children? |
Disneyland |
Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln |
The Hall of One President. Good for a nap.
[Later edit- or not. Closed.] |
Disneyland |
Haunted Mansion |
Original version with short walk through
beginning and a real elevator stretching room. YAY! [Later edit- closed.
Boo!] |
Disneyland |
Indiana Jones Adventure |
The dinosaur ride, but less painful with cool
Indiana Jones stuff! (Yes, Anabelle I know you hate Harrison Ford, you'll
like it anyway) |
Disneyland |
it's a small world |
Cooler outside, the boat goes outside,
characters! Weeeee! |
Disneyland |
Jungle Cruise |
Just as much fun but a shorter line, yay! |
Disneyland |
King Arthur Carrousel |
Like the Cinderella one, but without her horse |
Disneyland |
Many adventures of Winnie the Pooh |
Slightly different vehicles and maybe other
differences? I am very helpful [Later edit- Also closed, boo.] |
Disneyland |
Magic Happens Parade |
There's a parade, of course we'll see it. New one
starts in February. |
Disneyland |
Mark Twain River boat |
Big slow paddleboat to make Anabelle sick |
Disneyland |
Matterhorn |
Old shaky small car coaster with lots of
twists and a yeti |
Disneyland |
Main Street Vehicles |
You can actually take rides on the trolleys
and stuff here- Neat! |
Disneyland |
Mickey and the Magical Map |
Musical Mickey show in Fantasyland… or
something like that. [Later edit- I have no idea what this was, we saw no
evidence of it.] |
Disneyland |
Mickey's house |
Meet Mickey! In his house! Hence the name! |
Disneyland |
Millennium Falcon |
FLY THE FALCON! YAAAY! Single rider line joys! |
Disneyland |
Minnie's house |
Goof around in Minnie's, sometimes she's in
the garden where her creepy song plays. Is she not in Mickey's anymore? Did
they have a tiff? |
Disneyland |
Mr. Toad’s wild ride |
Dark ride, crash a car, go to hell, fun for
the whole family! |
Disneyland |
Musical Groups |
Many wandering and stationary singers, players
and bands |
Disneyland |
Night fireworks |
Fireworks and projection show on castle. Don't
know the name, Mickeys Mix Magic (maybe) or Wonderous Journeys, maybe there's
more than one? [Later edit- There was one, on only Sunday. It was none of
these.] |
Disneyland |
Peter Pan |
Same whimsical fun, long lined ride, don't
think it has cool line though [Later edit- It did not. It was also not the
same, however.] |
Disneyland |
Pinocchio's daring journey |
Fun, short dark ride that I can't remember at
all. I am so helpful. |
Disneyland |
Pirates lair on Tom Sawyer island |
Like other Tom Sawyer island but more piratey! |
Disneyland |
Pirates of the Caribbean |
Longer, cooler, more pirates ARRRRRRRRR!!!! |
Disneyland |
Rise of Resistance |
Insane Star Wars thing with too many
animatronics for Anabelle |
Disneyland |
Roger Rabbit’s car toon spin |
Roger Rabbit goofy dark ride, cute, lines can
be long though |
Disneyland |
Sailing Ship Columbia |
Bigger slower ship, but with cool museum in
it. |
Disneyland |
Sleeping Beauty Castle |
Walk through with dioramas, no real line, but
here because I like lists |
Disneyland |
Snow White's scary adventures |
The old Snow White dark ride spruced up a bit,
still terrifying. |
Disneyland |
Storytelling at Royal Theater |
Fairy tales live on stage, sounds like a mix
of Enchanted tales with Belle and the Frozen story tellers, connected to
fantasy faire maybe? (#helpful) |
Disneyland |
Space Mountain |
Dark roller coaster, slow but groin crushing,
will be "Hyperspace Mountain" with Star Wars music when we go
[Later edit- Not groin crushing here. YAY!] |
Disneyland |
Splash Mountain |
Closed to turn into Tiana, will it open? No
one knows! [Later edit- it will not.] |
Disneyland |
Star Wars Launch bay |
Not listed but I think it has stuff and
characters, and maybe a Visa spot? [Later edit- ONLY a Visa spot] |
Disneyland |
Star Tours |
Its… Star Tours, yay! Ok, I'll go alone. |
Disneyland |
Storybook land canal boats |
Cute slow ride through storybook land, you DO get
eaten by a whale |
Disneyland |
Tarzan's Treehouse |
Surprise, its Swiss family treehouse again. No
one cares. |
Disneyland |
Tale of the Lion King |
Shorter less impressive Lion King show. woo. [Later Edit, that closed MONTHS before we
went, nicely done all sources] |
Stuff I Forgot |
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Stuff I Forgot |
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Stuff I Forgot |
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California Adv. |
Animation Academy |
Drawing lesson, runs all day, like the Planet Watch
one we don't care about |
California Adv. |
Boardwalk Games |
Midway games… really Disney? Lame. |
California Adv. |
Boudin Bakery Tour |
Rosie O'Donnell and Colin Mochrie show how
bread is made… seriously. [Later edit- Closed. We didn’t notice.] |
California Adv. |
Disney Jr Dance Party |
For the love of God, please don't make me sit
through this. |
California Adv. |
Disney Visa picture |
Randomly between Minnie Pluto and Stitch
[Later Edit- We couldn’t find this. Maybe it was closed to make way for the
superhero one that opened a little after we left?] |
California Adv. |
Filmore's Magic |
It's Filmore! Of course we're going! |
California Adv. |
Frozen Live at the Hyperion |
Broadway style Frozen show… sounds less funny.
Alas. [Later edit- closed before Rogers the Musical
showed, last summer, which had also closed. Alas.] |
California Adv. |
Golden Zephyr |
Like Dumbo but big swinging rockets |
California Adv. |
Goofy's Sky School |
Mouse coaster… ew. |
California Adv. |
Grizzly River Run |
Like Kali River Rapids but with an ugly bear
statue at entrance |
California Adv. |
Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout |
Terror o Tower but funnier show and sillier
drops. |
California Adv. |
Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Dance off |
Gamora and Quill host a dance party in the
street. Groot may be there, I am so helpful. |
California Adv. |
Incredicoaster |
Big standard looping coaster |
California Adv. |
Inside Out Emotional Whirlwind |
Like Dumbo but a swinging balloon |
California Adv. |
Jesse's Critter Carousel |
Cartoony Carrousel |
California Adv. |
Jumpin Jellyfish |
Jellyfish parachutes go up and down…woo. |
California Adv. |
Little Mermaid- undersea adventure |
Ariel Ride!
With Mr. Limpet! |
California Adv. |
Luigi's Rollickin' Roadsters |
Trackless cars do a dance for a minute and a
half |
California Adv. |
Mater's Junkyard Jamboree |
Like Alien swirling saucers but Mater |
California Adv. |
Monster's Inc Mike and Sulley to the rescue |
Monster's Dark ride - neat! |
California Adv. |
Pixar Characters Incredibles (park) |
Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, Frozone Edna Mode |
California Adv. |
Pixar Characters Toy Story (Boardwalk) |
Woody, Bo Peep and Buzz |
California Adv. |
Pixar Characters Mixed (promenade) |
Joy, Sadness, sometimes Jesse, Bo Peep and
Woody [Later edit- or, in fact, none of these at this location. Freakin’
California.] |
California Adv. |
Radiator Springs Racers |
Big fancy Cars attraction, see a bunch of film
character animatronics, then a speedy but smooth part. |
California Adv. |
Random Characters on Buena Vista St. |
Mickey and Friends in 1930's outfits mill
around in the mornings [Later edit- Or whenever, Freakin’
California.] |
California Adv. |
Random Musical Performances |
They have them here and there |
California Adv. |
Red Car Trolley |
Trolley ride through part of the park |
California Adv. |
Redwood Creek Challenge trail |
Brother Bear themed Tom Sawyer island like
play area/ exercise trail- ick [Later edit- Closed anyway] |
California Adv. |
Rogers the Musical |
I can do this all DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! [Later edit- No I can’t. Its been closed for
almost a yeaaaaaaaaaaaaar.] |
California Adv. |
Silly Symphony Swings |
Standard fair swing ride, have fun Anabelle! [Later edit- SHE DID!] |
California Adv. |
Sorcerer's Workshop |
Sounds like the old Animation interactive
stuff |
California Adv. |
Toy Story Midway Mania |
Uncle Jesse's ride, duh. |
California Adv. |
Turtle Talk With Crush |
Like EPCOT but no aquarium |
California Adv. |
Web Slingers a Spider-Man adventure |
Uncle Jesse's other ride. Similar concept but
Marvel themed, bigger screens |
California Adv. |
World of Color |
Projection night show on water with fireworks
and music and stuff. Weee! [Later Edit- Perhaps less “Weee!” as weee never
went.] |
Stuff I Forgot |
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4 comments:
Very fun to read!
It almost seems like there was a mini-apocalypse with so many things closed. Like one where not almost-everyone turned into zombies. But maybe 5% of the population.
Many thanx! Mini-Apocalypse... Or perhaps my source material being a guide book that listed a bunch of stuff that hand ended or been replaced a while ago, while not listing upcoming refurbishments.
Oh! Okay. Outdated guidebook is probably a better explanation, lol.
Albeit a less fun one!
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