“The Sport Of Penguins”
/”A Horse Of Another Color”
On Gordon throwing in an emphatic “I’ll wager!” about suspicions of Penguin’s goals:
“Commish,
calm down.”
On
learning the Penguin has a Book Shop:
Anabelle-
“I like him more now.”
Me-
“No... bookmaking. Like, gambling.”
Anabelle-
“Oh.”
On
the villain’s identification:
“Is
his name just Penguin?”
On
the butler’s hurried call to tell Batgirl what’s going on:
“Alfred
is living the life.”
On
the glue factory having a horse for emergencies,
Even
though they don’t use horses anymore:
“I
always keep a horse here. Just cause... y’know.”
On
the fight styles:
“Ernesto
get some. Woo!
Hey,
leave the kicking to Batgirl.”
*Batman
says they usually don’t need help with their fights.*
“A-
pfffff!”
On
the victim having his face taped over:
“That
dude can’t breathe…He’s dead.”
On
Barbara back at her desk:
“Is
she the only person who works at the library?”
On
the use of “The Saturday Review of Folios:”
“The
what!?!?”
Rosa-
“It’s Alfred.”
Anabelle-
“Hasn’t Penguin met Alfred like three times.”
*Penguin
still doesn’t recognize him*
Anabelle-
“Uh huh.”
On
Barbara being given a Penguin:
Me
–“She’ll never guess who it’s from.”
Rosa-
“She won’t”
*She
doesn’t*
Anabelle-
“Uh huh.”
On
Bruce wondering how to find Batgirl:
Anabelle-
*As Alfred* “I’m steppin' out.”
On
stunt riders:
“Is
Ernesto going to ride a horse?”
*Batgirl
shows up to be the jockey…and is obviously doubled*
“That
is totally a guy. Oh look, if it isn’t Winston, the horse riding stuntman.”
On
Ethel Merman:
“I
like her, she’s fun.”
On
the mention of Egyptology:
“Yes!!!!”
On
Tut referred to as a real arch criminal:
“The
Penguin was just there!”
On
the introduction of the next villain at the end of each show:
“These
are all happening back to back to back.”
“The Unkindest Tut Of All”
On
King Tut…near constantly:
“I
like him.”
On
Bruce and Barbara seeing Tut on TV after a date:
“Both
are like, “Whelp…gotta do some crime fighting.”
On
Tut’s crime predictions:
“They
know he’s planning the robberies right?”
On
Tut’s bellowing of, “All sides of da lawww:”
“Ah,
Egypt at its finest.”
On
Tut’s placing a tracker on the Batmobile to learn the location of the Batcave:
“Why
didn’t you sneak in the trunk like everyone else?”
On
Shirley, Tut’s moll who doesn’t roll play the Egyptian stuff at all:
“I
hate her so much.”
On
Batman searching for the tracer on the Batmobile:
“If
they have the budget to make a magnifying glass look like a bat, they should
buy a bug detector.”
On
the use of a dummy to show Batman and Bruce together:
“They
took a page out of Daddy Long Legs’s book.”
On
the return of a piece of Egyptology in Barbara’s apartment:
“Yay
the blue hippo!”
*It
vanishes in the next scene*
“Where
is it? I don’t care.”
On
Batgirl figuring out Tut’s plan and staying hidden to follow him:
“Batgirl,
stop being smart. Gotham not a town for smart people.”
On
Bruce and Barbara returning to another date:
Anabelle-
“What is this? I do not approve.”
Me-
“Remind me never to show you The Killing Joke movie.”
Anabelle-
“OK…wait, WHAT?”
On
Gordon doing the classic “He didn’t say” phone bit:
“Yo!”
“Louie The Lilac”
On
Louie’s flower mobile showing up:
Rosa-
“Really?”
Anabelle-
“Is this a hippie episode? Oh yay!”
On
Commissioner Gordon refusing to use the Red Phone when Barbara tells him to
over
the kidnapping of a hippie:
“You
call Batman for a fly on the wall, and now you’re not listening to your
daughter?”
On
hippie lingo:
Anabelle-
“What does that mean, I don’t understand.”
Robin- "The flower children think we’re cool, man, like we turn them on, y’know?”
Anabelle- "Stop, Robin.”
On
the line, “This lilac colored card could be…a plant:”
“Ha. Ha ha.
Ha ha ha.”
On
the Man-eating Lilacs:
“They
won’t eat Louie because they’re not cannibals.”
*all
that’s left are supposedly shoelaces*
“How
does it untie them?”
On
Barbara’s quick change in the bedroom when the kidnappers are there:
“There
is no way she changed that fast. They are not the same person.”
On
Batgirl spraying Louie with mildew spray:
“Did
she do that? She’s gonna kill Louie the Lilac!”
*He
is mildewed*
“Ewww.”
On
Louie’s plan in general?
“What
is his motive? This makes no sense.
I
love how it only took twenty minutes to stop him.”
On
killing time by playing the whole Batgirl theme:
“Are
they singing this whole thing now?
Apparently
yes!”
*Dances
along*
*song
plays the line “Are you a chick who fell in from outer space?”*
*Stops
dancing and stares*
“What?
Do
they think she’s an alien?"
On
Egghead showing up at the end:
“It’s
Ratigan!
These
really are one after the other.
Do
Bruce and Dick go missing for days?
Dick
goes to school. It must be summer.”
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