“The Ogg And I”/” How
To Hatch A Dinosaur”
On
the Return of Vincent Price:
“Yes!
Egg puns!”
On
Olga Being played by Anne Baxter:
“It’s
Zelda.”
On
Batgirl catching herself saying, “My fath…Commisioner Gordon:”
“Chief
O’Hara is a dum dum.”
On
Batman illustrating the contagiousness of comedy:
“Yeah!
He made an egg pun.”
On
finally noticing Egghead’s white suit and yellow shirt:
“He’s
dressed like an egg. I love it!”
ON
Alan Hale Jr. showing up as a restaurant owner
“HIS
NAME IS GILLIGAN!!!!”
On
Egghead confessing he’s in love with Olga:
“Batman
looks terrified.”
On
Egghead showing up with his plan for the end of part one:
“CHICKENS!
Is he going to egg them?”
*The
eggs are tossed and explode into clouds of tear gas*
“What.
That
is not what happens when you feed a chicken onions.”
*the
heroes are bawling*
Oh.
My God. This is so dumb. Look, Robin’s laughing.”
*The
Commissioner arrives*
“Aren’t
you supposed to recognize your child’s crying?”
*The
episode ends*
“Wait
the cliffhanger is just them crying???
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER BATMAN!”
On Batman calling the radium an “Iso-type:”
“It’s
isotope. I hate him right now.”
On
Chief O’Hara’s comment on the radium:
O’Hara-
“I feel them radioactive gammas and betas crawling up on me right now.”
Anabelle-
“I’m done. I just can’t.”
*Leaves
room*
On
the paleontologist:
Anabelle
“His name is professor dactyl?”
Me
– “Terry perhaps?”
Anabelle- "You're not helping."
On
the clearly guy in a rubber suit, human sized dinosaur:
“A
neosaurus? What is that?”
Yes, its an extra picture, because this thing needs to be seen to be believed, and I didn't want to leave out Vincent Price, because he's awesome.
So there.
On
the reuse of entering the Batmobile footage:
“He
buckled himself already.”
On
Egghead calling Robin, Wonder Midget:
“That’s
my second favorite insult on whole show.
After Batman calling Catwoman, ‘That wench!’”
On
the Neosuarus:
“He
looks like Cecil’s cousin.
“I’m
like 100 percent sure that’s Batman.
But
how did he get in that egg?”
On
the Batgirl mystery continuing:
“Robin
is so pissed they don’t know who she is.”
“Surf's Up! Joker's
Under!”
On
the Joker’s gang’s fine surveillance equipment:
Rosa-
“The hot dog is a microphone?”
Anabelle-
“No, it’s a walkie talkie. A microphone would be silly.”
On
Robin’s beachwear:
“Dick,
what are you wearing? That’s not a sweater.”
On
Robin in the Batcopter:
“Hey,
that’s not Ernesto. Stock footage again.”
On
the surf music:
Anabelle-
“What is it people with people in this time uncomfortably into tambourines?”
*music
continues*
Anabelle
and Rosa- *Start dancing*
On
surf lingo:
On
the continued use of fine surveillance equipment:
“Is
anyone going to comment she’s talking to a hot dog?”
*Batman does*
“Thank
you.”
On
the Joker planning to plunder and pillage?
“Is
he a pirate.”
On
Joker making the Dynamic Duo into surfboards:
“Those
are going to be thick surfboards.”
*the
material pours on them*
“Is
that marshmallow?”
On
them escaping the boards:
Rosa-
“They can survive and come back from that?”
*The
boards explode due to the Bat-ray, freeing them*
Anabelle-
“Absolutely not. Those boards are too tiny.
“That’s
not how poison works.”
On
costume changes:
“Robins
eyeholes are unnaturally big in this episode.”
On
Sixties beach wear:
Anabelle-
“Look at Dicks pants”
*Batman
says it time to “Put on our baggies”*
Rosa-
“That sounds ...”
Anabelle-
“Great. Thanks Mom.”
*Their
baggies are on*
Anabelle-
“What in God’s name is Batman wearing on his legs.
It’s
worse than Dick’s.
Jokers
are nice, though.”
On
Barbara’s minor role:
“Batgirl’s
not in this one much. Good for her.”
On
the infamous surfing scene:
Rosa-
“He’s in the water with a cape.”
Anabelle-
“Blue screen. Wooooow.”
Rosa-
“Their clothes aren’t even wet.”
*A
shark appears, Batman sprays it*
Anabelle-
“Oh my God, the Bat-shark repellent!
It’s
back! Yes!!!!”
On
the large amount of surf lingo describing the contest:
“What?” (Constantly)
On
Joker’s victory celebration:
“I
like him!”
On
Chief O’Hara saying, “Cowabunga, begorrah:”
“Stop!
On
Batman and Robin hoping to head home and get some sleep:
“
I told you these are back to back to back.”
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