On Chekov without his
wig
“Real hair? Really ?? Really?!?!?”
ON Kyle being subjected
to the agonizer:
“That’s disturbing. Is
he dead.”
Me- “No, in agony."
“Ah.”
On the crew realize
they’re wearing, “not our clothes:”
“I'd barf.”
On Koenig’s early acting
style:
“Why does Chekov always
look at the camera? It’s really weird.”
On the Mirror Computer:
“Oh! It's a guy.”
On our Spock’s reaction
to the Mirror officers:
“Yeah Spock!
He’s like, ‘Hello you’re
not the Captain I know exactly who you are.”
On Kirk hearing Spock
claim to be a “formidable enemy:”
“I know, I fought you
with Styrofoam once.”
On Kirk’s thoughts first
seeing Lt. Moreau:
“I don't know who she
is, but she's pretty.
Kirk is thinking, ‘Is
there someone named Marlena on my ship?’”
On Spock's orders to
kill the captain and take command.
“That ain't good. That’s as far from good as you can possibly
get.”
On Marlena’s
introduction of the Tantalus field:
“Really? What, does it
work for anyone or is it just a kill Spock machine?”
On Marlena’s costume
change:
“Oh, hey, that's not a
uniform.”
On Spock catching them
leaving:
“Shoot, is he going to
fight Spock again?
He does that a lot.”
On them knocking out
Spock with a medical prop:
“They smashed plastic on
his head. He'll be fine.”
On Sulu vanishing
“What the heck?
Oh, she's helping.
Yay random lady that
doesn't exist!”
On Kirk hanging around
before leaving:
“Hurry up, get in the
transporter.
*Kirk delivers the ‘one
man’ speech*
YES! Inspire him, preach!
Now get in the transporter.”
Scotty- “Captain, get in
the chamber!”
“Finally! Someone agrees
with me.”
On Kirk asking how he
identified their counterparts so easily:
“He's Spock and he’s awesome.”
On Marlena showing up on
the real Enterprise:
“Uh huh.
Didn’t he sign her orders
last week, why didn’t he know she was there?”
Kirk- “I think we could
become friends. It's possible.”
“Friends, ha ha.
And he's gotta go talk
to her now.
OK, that's great.”
On the exploding rock”
“OH MY GOSH!”
On Spock getting hit by
the thorns:
“Spock! Ah, he's fine.”
*thud*
“Oh no…he's not.”
On Kirk saying he won’t
hurt Akuta:
“You just punched him in
the face!”
On Kirk telling Scotty
he was fired:
“What!?!”
On Spock being blasted
by the force field:
“Again?!?”
On McCoy’s reaction to
holding and touching being forbidden, “There’s goes paradise:”
“I like him.”
On Landon
Her nickname for Chekov:
“Pav? PAV!?!?!
*They kiss*
“This is gonna end
badly.”
*She kicks butt in the
fight*
“Whoah, I like her she's
the best one yet.”
On Kirk asking, “Are you
casting me in the role of Satan?”
“Yes.”
On seeing Lt. Palmer at
communications:
“I don't like her. She’s not Uhura.”
On Decker stating the planet
he sent his crew to being blown up:
“Talk about a bad day.”
On the Doomsday
Machine’s appearance:
“It looks like a
cornucopia.”
On the Doomsday
Machine’s firing sound:
“Whoah, that was a weird
noise.”
On the Constellation
about to be destroyed:
Anabelle - “I don't care
but that guy’s gonna be pissed.”
Me- “Kirk’s on that
ship.”
Anabelle -“Aaaah! I
care!”
On Decker’s command to attack
the indestructible space thingy:
“I don't like him. I
think he's gone a little coo coo.”
On Kirk yelling, “Get my
ship out of there:”
“I don't think that's
the only thing he wanted to say.”
On Decker telling Spock
he doesn’t recognize his authority to remove him:
“Security! Arrest him and
throw him in a cell for being a butt!”
On the Constellation’s
uniform insignia:
Decker – “I’ve been prepared
for death ever since…”
Anabelle -“I put this
pretzel on my shirt.”
On Scotty’s answer to
Kirk's request to be beamed off the soon to be exploded Constellation:
Scotty – “We can't,
Captain. Transporter is out again.”
Anabelle - “Of course it
is.”
Everyone smiling about
Kirk’s comment that one of those weapons was “quite sufficient:”
“They make weird faces
on this show.”
On yet another episode
consistently ranking at the bottom of surveys:
*Barely contained
excitement*
On returning crewmen-
Kyle:
“Is that…um…that guy?”
On returning crewmen-
DeSalle:
“It’s DeSalle, YAY!
Aw, I thought he was
coming.
He’s in command? YAY!
I like him, are you
supposed to like him?”
On Chekov’s wig:
*giggling* (every time)
On the witches:
“Um…OK…” (repeat)
On reference to “tricks
or treats:”
“Spock’s like
‘whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???’”
On finding the missing
crew members:
“Hello my possessed
friends. Why is it always Sulu?”
On Korob’s banquet:
“Whoah, look at all that
plastic food. It’s shiny.”
On Korob’s gemstone
bribe:
“They can make shiny
things!!!
They should put them on
spoons!”
On DeSalle Saying, “I
bet you credits to Navy Beans we can put a dent in it:”
“What does that mean?
*makes up and sings Navy
Beans song*
On Sylvia proclaiming,
“I want more:”
*Breaks into ‘Part of
Your World’*
On Kirk flirting and
smooching with the alien cat lady:
*face palm*
On Korob explaining
Kirk’s men aren’t his anymore because Sylvia is irrational and he can’t control
her:
“That sucks.”
On Sylvia being a giant
cat, after a whole bunch of scenes with the giant cat:
“Oh my God, that's a
giant cat!”
On the aliens true
appearance:
“Ew! That's what they
are?”
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